Tart Attack
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he/him | posting laffs and japes without thinking too much about it | movie takes zone: https://letterboxd.com/SaltLiquor/
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
so in this video Mr. Impala is sort of a Renfield figure and the truck is Dracula, right
Tame Impala - Dracula (Official Video)
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December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
so in this video Mr. Impala is sort of a Renfield figure and the truck is Dracula, right
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I cannot for the life of me imagine how expectant mothers are affected by Moomin snouts
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I cannot for the life of me imagine how expectant mothers are affected by Moomin snouts
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my cats have taught me a lot about my personality flaws, because whenever I see one of my cats doting on my partner over me my instinct is to explain to the cat why they're being unfair instead of just bribing them with more treats
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
my cats have taught me a lot about my personality flaws, because whenever I see one of my cats doting on my partner over me my instinct is to explain to the cat why they're being unfair instead of just bribing them with more treats
another year of "Cyber Monday" and yes it still sounds like the title of a particularly stupid Terminator 2 knockoff
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
another year of "Cyber Monday" and yes it still sounds like the title of a particularly stupid Terminator 2 knockoff
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
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It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
Rear Window is Hitchcock's nerve-wracking thriller about a man inexplicably doing everything in his power to fumble Grace Kelly
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rear Window is Hitchcock's nerve-wracking thriller about a man inexplicably doing everything in his power to fumble Grace Kelly
watching Panzer World Galient and lol that within 10 eps the anime about "fantasy mechs with swords" said "alright what if we gave the mech a gun though"
granted this is after Star Trek people showed up and had a prime directive trial
granted this is after Star Trek people showed up and had a prime directive trial
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
watching Panzer World Galient and lol that within 10 eps the anime about "fantasy mechs with swords" said "alright what if we gave the mech a gun though"
granted this is after Star Trek people showed up and had a prime directive trial
granted this is after Star Trek people showed up and had a prime directive trial
if you are writing historical fiction and the only way you can conceptualize women in previous ages is as androgynous warrior rebels or prostitutes, I hate you
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
if you are writing historical fiction and the only way you can conceptualize women in previous ages is as androgynous warrior rebels or prostitutes, I hate you
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Metal Warriors (1995) had some amazing cutscenes. Incredible pixel art playing with the SNES limitations
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Metal Warriors (1995) had some amazing cutscenes. Incredible pixel art playing with the SNES limitations
hey umm I'm like 30 minutes into "28 Years Later" and I'm wondering if Danny Boyle knows how "the traditional inhabitants of England have been displaced by feral subhumans" reads? does the film engage more critically with this frame and like... pull up? at all??
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
hey umm I'm like 30 minutes into "28 Years Later" and I'm wondering if Danny Boyle knows how "the traditional inhabitants of England have been displaced by feral subhumans" reads? does the film engage more critically with this frame and like... pull up? at all??
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November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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the mangaka is the real aura farmer, because they create the characters who have aura, and then the mangaka harvests them
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the mangaka is the real aura farmer, because they create the characters who have aura, and then the mangaka harvests them
*Chicago-ishly*
the gun, the gun
oh yes, they both Jamiroquai-ed for the gun
the gun, the gun
oh yes, they both Jamiroquai-ed for the gun
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
*Chicago-ishly*
the gun, the gun
oh yes, they both Jamiroquai-ed for the gun
the gun, the gun
oh yes, they both Jamiroquai-ed for the gun
watching Death By Lightning and it has me feeling sad that most historical assassins were born too early to be influencers
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
watching Death By Lightning and it has me feeling sad that most historical assassins were born too early to be influencers
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to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
to diminish the humanities is to miss out on a lot of little guys. that’s no way to live.
nothing says science fiction as efficiently as binoculars with a weird number of lenses
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
nothing says science fiction as efficiently as binoculars with a weird number of lenses
lawrence of arabia, watchin' it finally, let's fucking gooooo
*it's whispered into my ear that actually it's orientalist and problematic*
...okay but cinematically still, let's goooooo
*it's whispered into my ear that actually it's orientalist and problematic*
...okay but cinematically still, let's goooooo
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
lawrence of arabia, watchin' it finally, let's fucking gooooo
*it's whispered into my ear that actually it's orientalist and problematic*
...okay but cinematically still, let's goooooo
*it's whispered into my ear that actually it's orientalist and problematic*
...okay but cinematically still, let's goooooo
I choose to believe that each and every greeble on a sci-fi wall panel or bulkhead was sculpted there by someone living their best life
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I choose to believe that each and every greeble on a sci-fi wall panel or bulkhead was sculpted there by someone living their best life
MOM: so who is this "Penjamin" you keep talking about
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
MOM: so who is this "Penjamin" you keep talking about
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battle stations emoji
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
battle stations emoji
ME IN A SAMURAI FILM: no one would be foolish enough to mess with me! ha, more sake! *slaps a woman around*
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER IN THE CORNER: *takes a loooong sip of tea*
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER IN THE CORNER: *takes a loooong sip of tea*
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ME IN A SAMURAI FILM: no one would be foolish enough to mess with me! ha, more sake! *slaps a woman around*
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER IN THE CORNER: *takes a loooong sip of tea*
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER IN THE CORNER: *takes a loooong sip of tea*
POST-APOCALYPTIC RAIDER LOOTING MY MOM'S HOUSE: check it out, the curtain pattern complements the couch cushions
MOHAWKED SLAYER: they were tasteful as fuck here before The Event
MOHAWKED SLAYER: they were tasteful as fuck here before The Event
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
POST-APOCALYPTIC RAIDER LOOTING MY MOM'S HOUSE: check it out, the curtain pattern complements the couch cushions
MOHAWKED SLAYER: they were tasteful as fuck here before The Event
MOHAWKED SLAYER: they were tasteful as fuck here before The Event