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Tart Attack
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he/him | posting laffs and japes without thinking too much about it | movie takes zone: https://letterboxd.com/SaltLiquor/

pfp: Aert Schouman black cockatoo | banner: Walter Crane illustration of Beauty and the Beast
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I cannot for the life of me imagine how expectant mothers are affected by Moomin snouts
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
we are the daughters of
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hitchcock a big a-wooga guy, frankly
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Guys was Rear Window the horniest movie ever made under the Hays code?
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
goddamn the lightning makes everyone look like they have intense Fremen-blue eyes when they're all staring at each other over how Grace Kelly is bangin' Jimmy Stewart
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
oh SHIT now there's a mecha falconer with a ROBOT FALCON DRONE

I AM REINVESTED IN THIS PREMISE
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I know it's not a novel observation, it just really frustrates me when I read or watch something that was highly praised and it's wall-to-wall with porny whoring, because that's the author's only vocab for the issue
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
man Hegseth really found the word "kinetic" the way a magpie finds a shiny piece of foil on the ground
November 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM