Jordan Hass
@jordanhass.com
Game Show Expert, Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com
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Happy 2025 2 THAT'S RIGHT WE GET A SQUEAKEL
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Happy 2025 2 THAT'S RIGHT WE GET A SQUEAKEL
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I hope I survive this year, but I think this is even odds
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I hope I survive this year, but I think this is even odds
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'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
Oh yeah, I wrote something!
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Oh yeah, I wrote something!
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January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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oh shit everyone happy new year!!!!! let's make 1986 the best year yet!!!!!
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
oh shit everyone happy new year!!!!! let's make 1986 the best year yet!!!!!
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collecting some clips from this year's vods and, uh, boy.
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
collecting some clips from this year's vods and, uh, boy.
Spheal, if I have a bad 2026 I'm going to get really upset with you.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Spheal, if I have a bad 2026 I'm going to get really upset with you.
I like TV shows that use money so I can pause it and see if it's "for motion picture use only"
December 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I like TV shows that use money so I can pause it and see if it's "for motion picture use only"
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I know what you're saying "but this is more of a news division"
And who is more equipped to understand the news than somebody with a subscription to The Onion and lies about having a TV License on a VPN to watch the reboot of Gladiators!
Celebrities Reading Epstein Files is a True Crime Show!
And who is more equipped to understand the news than somebody with a subscription to The Onion and lies about having a TV License on a VPN to watch the reboot of Gladiators!
Celebrities Reading Epstein Files is a True Crime Show!
As an American, I'll gladly take this occupation on, for you, the BBC audience.
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
You have until midnight to apply to be the next BBC Director General.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I know what you're saying "but this is more of a news division"
And who is more equipped to understand the news than somebody with a subscription to The Onion and lies about having a TV License on a VPN to watch the reboot of Gladiators!
Celebrities Reading Epstein Files is a True Crime Show!
And who is more equipped to understand the news than somebody with a subscription to The Onion and lies about having a TV License on a VPN to watch the reboot of Gladiators!
Celebrities Reading Epstein Files is a True Crime Show!
As an American, I'll gladly take this occupation on, for you, the BBC audience.
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
You have until midnight to apply to be the next BBC Director General.
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
As an American, I'll gladly take this occupation on, for you, the BBC audience.
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
First order of business - I'm pulling the plug on Doctor Who, in favor of a K-9 reboot.
Second - no more Question Time, you have social media now to call your representatives "nonces"
Third - More Celebrity Traitors!
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"We're just innocent broadcasters"
December 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"We're just innocent broadcasters"
If @ midnight was still a show this would be the Hashtag War of the episode with #NewNintendoPresident
Names like
Rachael Motherbrain
Jonathan Waluigi
Sarah Gannon-Dorf
Dr. Wily Musk
Steve? Jobs
Gary Robotnik
Clyde PinkyInkyBlinky
and Sir David Boo
I'll put a minute on the clock, ready, go....
Names like
Rachael Motherbrain
Jonathan Waluigi
Sarah Gannon-Dorf
Dr. Wily Musk
Steve? Jobs
Gary Robotnik
Clyde PinkyInkyBlinky
and Sir David Boo
I'll put a minute on the clock, ready, go....
Who's the new president? Michael Drybones? Steven K. Troopa?
Today is Doug Bowser's last day as Nintendo of America President.
He held this position 6 years, but has been part of Nintendo over 10 years.
Reggie Fils-Aimé was going to be a hard act to follow for anyone, but I think he did a good job overall.
He held this position 6 years, but has been part of Nintendo over 10 years.
Reggie Fils-Aimé was going to be a hard act to follow for anyone, but I think he did a good job overall.
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If @ midnight was still a show this would be the Hashtag War of the episode with #NewNintendoPresident
Names like
Rachael Motherbrain
Jonathan Waluigi
Sarah Gannon-Dorf
Dr. Wily Musk
Steve? Jobs
Gary Robotnik
Clyde PinkyInkyBlinky
and Sir David Boo
I'll put a minute on the clock, ready, go....
Names like
Rachael Motherbrain
Jonathan Waluigi
Sarah Gannon-Dorf
Dr. Wily Musk
Steve? Jobs
Gary Robotnik
Clyde PinkyInkyBlinky
and Sir David Boo
I'll put a minute on the clock, ready, go....
So Long, Gay Bowser!
Today is Doug Bowser's last day as Nintendo of America President.
He held this position 6 years, but has been part of Nintendo over 10 years.
Reggie Fils-Aimé was going to be a hard act to follow for anyone, but I think he did a good job overall.
He held this position 6 years, but has been part of Nintendo over 10 years.
Reggie Fils-Aimé was going to be a hard act to follow for anyone, but I think he did a good job overall.
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So Long, Gay Bowser!
I'm not feeling well...
(It's definitely a flu/cold, chest pains and a sinus headache.- but please joke it's because of the triple quarter pounder with cheese)
(It's definitely a flu/cold, chest pains and a sinus headache.- but please joke it's because of the triple quarter pounder with cheese)
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm not feeling well...
(It's definitely a flu/cold, chest pains and a sinus headache.- but please joke it's because of the triple quarter pounder with cheese)
(It's definitely a flu/cold, chest pains and a sinus headache.- but please joke it's because of the triple quarter pounder with cheese)
Not feeling well and the day just started
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not feeling well and the day just started
I'm trying to go to sleep but the night time scares showed up to tell me "it's more of the same next year, and there's nothing you could do about it, and look even more of your hopes and dreams have been deteriorating..."
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I'm trying to go to sleep but the night time scares showed up to tell me "it's more of the same next year, and there's nothing you could do about it, and look even more of your hopes and dreams have been deteriorating..."