Jordan Hass
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Today's late night scare thought - oh fuck, eventually I'll be alone, and I'll have to actually move out of this place, and oh fuck I forgot the housing market sucks!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Today's late night scare thought - oh fuck, eventually I'll be alone, and I'll have to actually move out of this place, and oh fuck I forgot the housing market sucks!!!!
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This is an awful situation, but if you'd like to support this cool place and are in the area, head to www.gamecenter.gg come down and play some games!
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is an awful situation, but if you'd like to support this cool place and are in the area, head to www.gamecenter.gg come down and play some games!
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CHAINSAW MAN MOVIE RIPS
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
CHAINSAW MAN MOVIE RIPS
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Fuck me there's loads of em.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fuck me there's loads of em.
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Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
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Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Conservatives wanted Trump to be the next Ronald Reagan and instead today we found out he’s actually continuing Nancy Reagan’s legacy
The Epstein Files is just the new lemon party.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Epstein Files is just the new lemon party.
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A couple thoughts on child's play: it still has that slightly icky association with Penny Arcade (this is haterism on my part and I do not apologize) and I kind of feel we should be bullying the makers into giving free (not discounted) product & tech to hospitals instead of paying them
Desert Bus is back next week and it's very cool that they're still at it after such a long ass time but my God I wish they would back a charity that isn't Child's Play
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
A couple thoughts on child's play: it still has that slightly icky association with Penny Arcade (this is haterism on my part and I do not apologize) and I kind of feel we should be bullying the makers into giving free (not discounted) product & tech to hospitals instead of paying them
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To me, sleeping is the best thing to spend 8 hours in a row doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
To me, sleeping is the best thing to spend 8 hours in a row doing
Watching The Price is Right, you don't even have to fake getting sick anymore to watch it
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching The Price is Right, you don't even have to fake getting sick anymore to watch it
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I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
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November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
2025 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG set of 6 BURGER KING COLLECTIBLES VIDEO REVIEW
YouTube video by FastFoodToyReviews
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I wouldn't mind, but Spitting Image is a pale version of the 80s edition, so the only time i know this show exists is when news pops up like this... which is a bit tragic.
Now ALL Spitting Image episodes are pulled from YouTube
Now ALL Spitting Image episodes are pulled from YouTube
But makers continue to defy legal actions by Paddington's humourless rights-owners
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I wouldn't mind, but Spitting Image is a pale version of the 80s edition, so the only time i know this show exists is when news pops up like this... which is a bit tragic.
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*Resets the "Days without thinking about the Maxivision" counter back to 0*
Currently digitizing an infomercial for an unlicensed NES multicart, in which Hulk Hogan and assorted WWF Superstars who probably owed back taxes compete in the World Gaming Federation
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*Resets the "Days without thinking about the Maxivision" counter back to 0*
Today has been a roller coaster ride so far, friends.
😔
😔
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Today has been a roller coaster ride so far, friends.
😔
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i think I'm still banned from the Something Awful LP Subforum.
Tomorrow night (November 13th @ 8:00PM EST) on Twitch: We're taking things back to where they all began -- back to 2007-era "Let's Play." And who better to guide us on this journey back in time than @slowbeef.bsky.social? Join us as we embark on 'The Immortal!' www.twitch.tv/badgamehallo...
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i think I'm still banned from the Something Awful LP Subforum.
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Coach #2 in Ladyballers 2
Zachary Levi Open To Return As Shazam! Or “Some Other DC Character” In The DCU If James Gunn Wants Him
Zachary Levi Open To Return As Shazam! Or “Some Other DC Character” In The DCU If James Gunn Wants Him
Zachary Levi is ready to return to comic book movies, if James Gunn has a spot for him in the new DCU.
In a new interview with FeatureFirst, the “Shazam!” actor expressed interest in returning in Gunn and Peter Safran‘s rebooted superhero franchise, either as Shazam! or an entirely new comic character. “Oh, yeah! Listen, I love playing Shazam!
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dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Coach #2 in Ladyballers 2
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emails for billionaires seem to be in only three categories:
- how do i open pdf
- veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor
- making plans to molest kids
- how do i open pdf
- veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor
- making plans to molest kids
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
emails for billionaires seem to be in only three categories:
- how do i open pdf
- veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor
- making plans to molest kids
- how do i open pdf
- veiled threats in the style of a middle school hall monitor
- making plans to molest kids