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December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
brb going to talk to Chibi's Grandpa about what it means to be "Goated in the Sauce"
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I'm glad somebody is thinking of me, the deal or no deal enjoyer
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Spotify knows I like DanDaDan too much
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh boy
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Jeffries needs to be replaced.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hot!
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
youtu.be/QDUcCCyTz1s?...

This has been stuck in my head all day
Jack Attack - You Don't Know Jack: Sports
YouTube video by Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
not gonna lie reading about famous people's parents dying and they are close to my mom's age is NOT a good thing to see on a feed
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I don't have any rewind/review in my feed yet
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Cool!
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mentally, I'm here
having a weeb Thanksgiving at Round1
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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BIG Challenges 🐊
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When Blight Club isn't on the schedule
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN

YOU GOT ME GRINCHIFIED

youtu.be/Alf8YyQZ-_Y?...
Grinchified
YouTube video by Bug Mane - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
some math professor is throwing a fucking book across the room because of this
Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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There's no plan and the proof is that he spent two weeks going "affordable, what a word, I invented it you know" after Mamdani and now he's like "what? afforda-what? sounds made up."
Trump: "The word 'affordability' is a Democrat scam"
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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2025: the year i watched too many YouTube videos that begin with “How”
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Sherbet Smiles (1998-circa 2007): Yellow (lemon) and orange (orange) sherbet pops, shaped like "smiley faces" on a stick. Noted for a creamier texture than most sherbet pops
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh right, it's December and Christmas and so much work to do....

Fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Wanna watch wolf’s rain and karas, but the dvds are basically non-existent. Might as well see if i can still watch them through shitty youtube videos like I originally did lmao.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM