I already stopped reading replies and wandered off to play a video game

not being snarky here, if you can believe it

You're doing r/meirl posts now?

Fittingly, these kinds of parents tend to end up in the cheapest possible nursing homes, where their rooms are searched every day and their communications monitored mostly by very low paid workers, who are members of the actual underclass.

orb

Half-decent is generous.

True, and I did leave a gorgeous corpse

Apparently, some asshole gave my mom this account. And she is also forcing me to follow her to even make this reply.

We are all just being polite. Its a funeral, after all.

Just like you, really

Oh you bad!

To be fair the algorithm suggested you to me and i think its broken

Wow. Early day today! Good for you!

Your lightning fast reply proves it!