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📚 Tales of Falling and Flying, Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day

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Enjoying a quality film
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Little used Flag Code Provision that allows the flag to drop to the ground if it appears the President will also drop to the ground.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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My drawing of Harry Dean Stanton in Paris, Texas
November 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!

1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.

You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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I just invented a meal between breakfast and brunch called brebru
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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shouting latin into my phone in the middle of a general admission show to not lose my Duolingo streak but I accidentally summoned a demon
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Star Trek is so unrealistic—they should all be non-stop watching funny Tribble videos.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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there is a kid on this bus being kept calm by “happy birthday” “itsy bitsy spider” and “the wheels on the bus” blasting out loud from an ipad.
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours

“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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the actor who voiced the predator in the original movie also voiced eeyore for many years
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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New Mexico is the only state to have a “state smell”

A bunch of grade school kids said that roasting green chile should be our state smell so their teacher had them write our state Congress and in a shocking display they all came together, wrote the bill, and passed it in a matter of weeks
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Daniel O'Shane, Aib Ene Zogo ni Pat (Aib and the Sacred Waterhole, detail) (vinylcut relief print, hand-colored and hand-wiped) (block carved, 2015)
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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You do not have to say illegal sentences but you can definitely think them.

Think an extremely illegal sentence right now, in the privacy of your own thoughts. Bask in it.

Maybe it'll happen today
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Psychic damage isn’t real. You’re probably just taking normal physical damage in a part of your body you’ve never seen before
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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It’s nice to rest your muzzle on an end table while gazing out the window.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Kay Johnson serves tea to Reginald Denny from a trolley shaped like a dirigible in a scene from Madame Satan, 1930
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Holy shit
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Someday I’ll be dead and won’t be able to listen to Danzig II anymore
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Amazing to remember how delighted we all were when email was first invented
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Terrific
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Because literally the only proper response to someone saying that to you is “Go fuck yourself”

And we didn’t get to hear it said. It was STIFLED.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM