Another Dad Creation
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Teller of bad jokes and bad drummer
FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys
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She let me hit because I could explain how to play minesweeper
October 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
She let me hit because I could explain how to play minesweeper
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*shows up to a knife fight looking to make friends
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*shows up to a knife fight looking to make friends
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Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman.
October 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman.
FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys
October 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
FedEx guy just pulled up pulled some big boxes off his truck and then put them back in and drove off so now I know how my dog feels when I come back in because I forgot my keys
Found out I had 2 forms of cancer today and my doctor was concerned when the only questions I had were if he could write me a note saying it was fine that I'm high all the time and if this meant I could get a handicap parking pass
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Found out I had 2 forms of cancer today and my doctor was concerned when the only questions I had were if he could write me a note saying it was fine that I'm high all the time and if this meant I could get a handicap parking pass
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I will sell one U.S. state to the Canadians each day until my demands are met
September 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I will sell one U.S. state to the Canadians each day until my demands are met
Just know when I say I've lost weight what I mean is I forgot that I ate 2 pounds of taco meat meant for the family
September 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just know when I say I've lost weight what I mean is I forgot that I ate 2 pounds of taco meat meant for the family
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Can’t, busy stringing my xanax into an adult candy necklace
September 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Can’t, busy stringing my xanax into an adult candy necklace
His autopsy said he died of lung cancer so maybe dad really did go out for cigarettes
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
His autopsy said he died of lung cancer so maybe dad really did go out for cigarettes
I prefer soft shells over hard shells because I have enough things in my life falling apart
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I prefer soft shells over hard shells because I have enough things in my life falling apart
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Who up, who cold and shamed and lying naked on the floor
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Who up, who cold and shamed and lying naked on the floor
Wait...before we assume. Shouldn't someone make sure he didn't die from fentanyl
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait...before we assume. Shouldn't someone make sure he didn't die from fentanyl
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With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”.
September 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
With football being back I need everyone to know that the word “huddle” is just a combination of the words “hug” and “cuddle”.
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Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
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When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
When I die, I want people to think back lovingly about me and say "oh, I thought she was already dead"
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I just wrote a skeet so clever and unique that only 73 other people have already skeeted exactly the same thing before me.
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I just wrote a skeet so clever and unique that only 73 other people have already skeeted exactly the same thing before me.
Tarrifs are so bad temu tried to offer me three trailer park girls to go round the outside for 0.01
September 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tarrifs are so bad temu tried to offer me three trailer park girls to go round the outside for 0.01
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I only wear cargo shorts because i can fit a Rotisserie Chicken into each pocket
August 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I only wear cargo shorts because i can fit a Rotisserie Chicken into each pocket
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You know those Highlights “circle what’s wrong” pictures? I’m about to take a pic of my kids’ bathroom counter and hand one a pen.
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You know those Highlights “circle what’s wrong” pictures? I’m about to take a pic of my kids’ bathroom counter and hand one a pen.
Me: Sometimes I just need a reminder to do things better. Why do you ask my son?
Pullout: It's just that kids are teasing me at school
Pullout: It's just that kids are teasing me at school
August 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Me: Sometimes I just need a reminder to do things better. Why do you ask my son?
Pullout: It's just that kids are teasing me at school
Pullout: It's just that kids are teasing me at school
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Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it annoy you when I…
Husband: 10.
Me: But you didn’t let me…
Husband: It’s still 10.
Husband: 10.
Me: But you didn’t let me…
Husband: It’s still 10.
August 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it annoy you when I…
Husband: 10.
Me: But you didn’t let me…
Husband: It’s still 10.
Husband: 10.
Me: But you didn’t let me…
Husband: It’s still 10.
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Me: A nurse at this surgery center let me sleep for a couple extra hours after my procedure because she knew I had little kids
Receptionist: …
Me: I still have little kids
Receptionist: Wanting a nap is not a valid reason to have surgery, ma’am
Receptionist: …
Me: I still have little kids
Receptionist: Wanting a nap is not a valid reason to have surgery, ma’am
August 21, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Me: A nurse at this surgery center let me sleep for a couple extra hours after my procedure because she knew I had little kids
Receptionist: …
Me: I still have little kids
Receptionist: Wanting a nap is not a valid reason to have surgery, ma’am
Receptionist: …
Me: I still have little kids
Receptionist: Wanting a nap is not a valid reason to have surgery, ma’am
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I asked my kid what he’d like to wear for the first day of school.
“Um, I think…the picnic table shirt.”
Gingham, he chose a gingham patterned button down
“Um, I think…the picnic table shirt.”
Gingham, he chose a gingham patterned button down
August 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I asked my kid what he’d like to wear for the first day of school.
“Um, I think…the picnic table shirt.”
Gingham, he chose a gingham patterned button down
“Um, I think…the picnic table shirt.”
Gingham, he chose a gingham patterned button down
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I hate it when people hog the 5 lb weights at the gym like c’mon Brenda I’m trying to get ripped here
August 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I hate it when people hog the 5 lb weights at the gym like c’mon Brenda I’m trying to get ripped here