Tony Pizza
@athray.bsky.social
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I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I'm moving toward accepting that AI might be useful for very stupid people and you also matter! You don't matter as much as me, but in some small way you do matter
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INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
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Fair warning a significant part of this week’s Serious Trouble is centered on me not understanding rapper’s names
I sincerely thought it was Megan Three Stallion.
I thought maybe she was Native American?
I sincerely thought it was Megan Three Stallion.
I thought maybe she was Native American?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fair warning a significant part of this week’s Serious Trouble is centered on me not understanding rapper’s names
I sincerely thought it was Megan Three Stallion.
I thought maybe she was Native American?
I sincerely thought it was Megan Three Stallion.
I thought maybe she was Native American?
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Might decide to “get into” reading. Which Harry Potter novel should I start with?
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Might decide to “get into” reading. Which Harry Potter novel should I start with?
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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the highlight of my dad's weekend was buying a new toilet that he said can flush golf balls so i was morally obligated to send him this classic
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the highlight of my dad's weekend was buying a new toilet that he said can flush golf balls so i was morally obligated to send him this classic
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smoking weed and farting loudly to cover the bong sound so my neighbors know i'm just outside farting
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
smoking weed and farting loudly to cover the bong sound so my neighbors know i'm just outside farting
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daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
daisy commercials imply that people are having entire sour cream themed parties. people are dipping chips and hamburgers and all kinds of things into sour cream. i bet the u.s. still owns a lot of those islands mostly made of guano deposits that we could give them for free. they’d love it
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
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OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
OLIVIA NUZZI: I wish I was famous for fucking a walking corpse.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
MONKEY'S PAW: No, you're supposed to wish something normal and then *I* twist it to something terrible.
OLIVIA NUZZI: Ah. Well, I wish I was riding the cryptkeeper's dick so hard it snapped in half. And he shit in my hair.
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bom video
Brazil ex-president Bolsonaro detained by police, lawyer says reut.rs/4poEdku
Brazil ex-president Bolsonaro detained by police, lawyer says
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was taken into federal police custody on Saturday, his lawyer told Reuters, ending months of house arrest as he appealed a Supreme Court conviction for attacks on Brazil's democracy.
reut.rs
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
bom video
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I had a great interaction today in Arc Raiders Stella where two guys were on opposite sides of a door and couldn't decide to trust each other so they were having a tense standoff, and I snuck up behind one of them and yelled "HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?" into proximity voice chat and he screamed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I had a great interaction today in Arc Raiders Stella where two guys were on opposite sides of a door and couldn't decide to trust each other so they were having a tense standoff, and I snuck up behind one of them and yelled "HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?" into proximity voice chat and he screamed.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried napalm in a bucket
How it got there
I am unaware
But perhaps chatGPT helped him construct it
Who carried napalm in a bucket
How it got there
I am unaware
But perhaps chatGPT helped him construct it
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried napalm in a bucket
How it got there
I am unaware
But perhaps chatGPT helped him construct it
Who carried napalm in a bucket
How it got there
I am unaware
But perhaps chatGPT helped him construct it
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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this is so fucking funny, give this man a medal
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
this is so fucking funny, give this man a medal
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finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
finding out recently that almost all the words in the dictionary are not IP and are in fact open source/public domain was an absolute game changer for me as a writer
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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enjoy your very normal thanksgiving everyone!
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
enjoy your very normal thanksgiving everyone!