antifabowser
@antifabowser.bsky.social
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WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!
WOLF: what
PIG: i said go away!!
WOLF: no say what you said before
PIG: seriously fuck off
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Selling all my worldly possessions to focus solely on my tunnelling expeditions
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Selling all my worldly possessions to focus solely on my tunnelling expeditions
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yo chill I’m just doing my moaning in the reeds it’s fine, it’s called practice
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
yo chill I’m just doing my moaning in the reeds it’s fine, it’s called practice
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
was drifting off to sleep but I suddenly imagined the world's largest bee and scared myself awake. Luckily I am able to resume my slumber once I think of an even larger bee but this one's on my side
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Whose dick do you have to suck to be able to suck a dick in this place smh
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Whose dick do you have to suck to be able to suck a dick in this place smh
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sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
sometimes i get REALLY sleepy - like ‘time to go to bed’ level sleepy
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Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Today's young people are far too young for my liking. And they shouldn't run so fast when I'm trying to chase them down in my biplane
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Online dating can suck my wad. Not looking for any of these normal losers. I need someone mentally ill
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Online dating can suck my wad. Not looking for any of these normal losers. I need someone mentally ill
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L'automate / The automaton - 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
L'automate / The automaton - 1928
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/3112474
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(Guy sitting on the couch) My world is fire and blood
October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
(Guy sitting on the couch) My world is fire and blood
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I was attacked by members of antifa for the “crime” of using colorful language in support of the president. one antifa distracted me by donning an alluring outfit while another subtly undid my belt so my trousers fell around my ankles. when I attempted to give chase, the unthinkable happened
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was attacked by members of antifa for the “crime” of using colorful language in support of the president. one antifa distracted me by donning an alluring outfit while another subtly undid my belt so my trousers fell around my ankles. when I attempted to give chase, the unthinkable happened
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
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just placed a deadly new virus inside an easily breakable glass container
October 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
just placed a deadly new virus inside an easily breakable glass container
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as you get older you realize that sex is like, whatever, but the intimacy and human connection you get from sharing yourself with a loving partner is also like, whatever
March 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
as you get older you realize that sex is like, whatever, but the intimacy and human connection you get from sharing yourself with a loving partner is also like, whatever
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Yes, the headstones are suspiciously close to each other. Did you come here to throw your measuring tape around, or do you want to save some money?
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, the headstones are suspiciously close to each other. Did you come here to throw your measuring tape around, or do you want to save some money?
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ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher
911: umm okay
911: umm okay
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
ME: if a dog gets loose you call a dogcatcher so if a cat gets loose you should call a catdogcher
911: umm okay
911: umm okay
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one-eyebrowed library patron just signed out headphone set 9 under the name "Unholy Wayne"
October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
one-eyebrowed library patron just signed out headphone set 9 under the name "Unholy Wayne"
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Does really bring into question a lot of facts previously considered uncontestable
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Does really bring into question a lot of facts previously considered uncontestable
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(pleasantly) we're like sitting ducks out here
October 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(pleasantly) we're like sitting ducks out here
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When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When no one was looking I snuck a bottle of roll-on salad dressing—a completely made-up product—into the town’s time capsule.