antifabowser
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all kneel before the paving man, whose tools create the very parking space itself
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
all kneel before the paving man, whose tools create the very parking space itself
This is utterly ridiculous. Maybe in 2016 you could get away with a single pocket of nog but as of 2023 the International Nog Advisory recommends at least 3, preferably 4. I keep 6 on me this time of year.
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is utterly ridiculous. Maybe in 2016 you could get away with a single pocket of nog but as of 2023 the International Nog Advisory recommends at least 3, preferably 4. I keep 6 on me this time of year.
Tragically, Sluggo passed later that evening when the attic floor of his home completely disintegrated. His uncle said, "I told him those comics would be the death of him."
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Tragically, Sluggo passed later that evening when the attic floor of his home completely disintegrated. His uncle said, "I told him those comics would be the death of him."
Thank you for spreading awareness of STT. Too many are ignorant of the dangers.
December 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Thank you for spreading awareness of STT. Too many are ignorant of the dangers.
Oh yes, my intention was not to claim Sluggo wasn't a fucking idiot for doing this.
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh yes, my intention was not to claim Sluggo wasn't a fucking idiot for doing this.
catch me popping pills (as prescribed by a psychiatrist) just to get sleep to hang out with me
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
catch me popping pills (as prescribed by a psychiatrist) just to get sleep to hang out with me
I'm sorry for being this person, but tetanus isn't caused by rust. It's a bacterial infection, rusty tools just tend to also be dirty.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I'm sorry for being this person, but tetanus isn't caused by rust. It's a bacterial infection, rusty tools just tend to also be dirty.
Fame is abuse, but at least some people get to consent to it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Fame is abuse, but at least some people get to consent to it.
Actually good life advice to keep in mind.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Actually good life advice to keep in mind.
you've been getting pretty good
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
you've been getting pretty good
Food addicts after going just a few hours without it: "Hey man, I'm starving. You got any snacks? Let's go grab a bite." 😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Food addicts after going just a few hours without it: "Hey man, I'm starving. You got any snacks? Let's go grab a bite." 😮💨
currently imaging a yet even larger bee but it's on MY side. What that means for you? It's too soon to say.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
currently imaging a yet even larger bee but it's on MY side. What that means for you? It's too soon to say.
If I hear a child refer to someone in the nominative case I go ballistic.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If I hear a child refer to someone in the nominative case I go ballistic.
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Whose dick do you have to suck to be able to suck a dick in this place smh
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Whose dick do you have to suck to be able to suck a dick in this place smh
Great guy, did HVAC work for me back '06. Glad to see they're still kickin.
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Great guy, did HVAC work for me back '06. Glad to see they're still kickin.
It's funny because Sluggo is poor as shit
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's funny because Sluggo is poor as shit
Song was written and originally performed by a man; Cyndi's version is technically a cover despite being the vastly more popular version
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Song was written and originally performed by a man; Cyndi's version is technically a cover despite being the vastly more popular version
less mayonnaise than you might think, you've got about half the people of all nations just from eating one tub. You wanna get everyone though, that's a different story. Some real freaks out there.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
less mayonnaise than you might think, you've got about half the people of all nations just from eating one tub. You wanna get everyone though, that's a different story. Some real freaks out there.