Might be posting less often in the coming weeks as I process what happened to Ethan. Apologies
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Might be posting less often in the coming weeks as I process what happened to Ethan. Apologies
Forces loyal to embittered US president Donald J Trump have today completed the extrajudicial assassination of everyone in the entire world. Rest of world was "no angels", claims the seed oil guy who thinks fingerprints are made up
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Forces loyal to embittered US president Donald J Trump have today completed the extrajudicial assassination of everyone in the entire world. Rest of world was "no angels", claims the seed oil guy who thinks fingerprints are made up
A computer
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A computer
Adolf Hitler is "breaking the internet", and, "going viral", after being depicted in the semi-popular 2000s-era webcomic Sinfest. "It's time to 'Join The Conversation', on Adolf Hitler", says the guy who owns The Atlantic
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Adolf Hitler is "breaking the internet", and, "going viral", after being depicted in the semi-popular 2000s-era webcomic Sinfest. "It's time to 'Join The Conversation', on Adolf Hitler", says the guy who owns The Atlantic
Elon musk, wearing a t-shirt with the text "THE WORLD'S ULTIMATE PEDOPHILE......", smirks coquettishly as he opens a briefcase to reveal the word "Just" scrawled on an A4 sheet of ruled notebook paper
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Elon musk, wearing a t-shirt with the text "THE WORLD'S ULTIMATE PEDOPHILE......", smirks coquettishly as he opens a briefcase to reveal the word "Just" scrawled on an A4 sheet of ruled notebook paper
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Me: (breaking spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot)
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
January 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me: (breaking spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot)
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Instagram page titled "WEIRD memes that PISS YOU OFF" posting the entirety of the movie Happy Gilmore (1996) as a video. but with a black box over adam sandler's name in the credits
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Instagram page titled "WEIRD memes that PISS YOU OFF" posting the entirety of the movie Happy Gilmore (1996) as a video. but with a black box over adam sandler's name in the credits
Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
They should put a chip inside the guns that makes them impossible to fire if they're pointed at an Innocent
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
They should put a chip inside the guns that makes them impossible to fire if they're pointed at an Innocent
top ten computergames i played for the first time in 2025
10. Clover Pit
9. Nubby's Number Factory
8. Rift of the Necrodancer
7. Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
6. Dungeons of Hinterberg
5. Kaizen: A Factory Story
4. Once Upon a Katamari
3. Monster Train 2
2. Blue Prince
1. The Hundred Line
10. Clover Pit
9. Nubby's Number Factory
8. Rift of the Necrodancer
7. Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
6. Dungeons of Hinterberg
5. Kaizen: A Factory Story
4. Once Upon a Katamari
3. Monster Train 2
2. Blue Prince
1. The Hundred Line
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
top ten computergames i played for the first time in 2025
10. Clover Pit
9. Nubby's Number Factory
8. Rift of the Necrodancer
7. Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
6. Dungeons of Hinterberg
5. Kaizen: A Factory Story
4. Once Upon a Katamari
3. Monster Train 2
2. Blue Prince
1. The Hundred Line
10. Clover Pit
9. Nubby's Number Factory
8. Rift of the Necrodancer
7. Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
6. Dungeons of Hinterberg
5. Kaizen: A Factory Story
4. Once Upon a Katamari
3. Monster Train 2
2. Blue Prince
1. The Hundred Line
www.computers.com. "The computer users home page"
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
www.computers.com. "The computer users home page"
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Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack
Here are the modes of AI criticism here:
1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss
2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things
3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN
4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!!
6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5
7) Your smiling now
1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss
2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things
3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN
4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!!
6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5
7) Your smiling now
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Here are the modes of AI criticism here:
1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss
2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things
3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN
4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!!
6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5
7) Your smiling now
1) Legitimate grievance based on job loss
2) skill issue: doesn't want to learn new things
3) ILLEGITIMATE grievance based on job GAIN
4) being mean to me. Kicking my ASS and making me SQUEAL!!!!!
6) Bet you didnt notice I skipped number 5
7) Your smiling now
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I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I guess now we know what he was smoking when he came up with his ideas for how to be president
Thumbs up to my best friends. And thumbs down to my worst enemies...
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thumbs up to my best friends. And thumbs down to my worst enemies...
For those who are annoyed by TIME's decision, I will be announcing a competing "Person of the Year". Sadly the winner of this title will also go to The Architects of AI
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
For those who are annoyed by TIME's decision, I will be announcing a competing "Person of the Year". Sadly the winner of this title will also go to The Architects of AI
emily dickinson used chatgpt to write her poems. that's why they have so many dashes, and why each line starts with a different emoji bullet point
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
emily dickinson used chatgpt to write her poems. that's why they have so many dashes, and why each line starts with a different emoji bullet point
before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
before AI the most embarrassing thing you could do in an internet argument was angrily post a photo of yourself flexing shirtless in the mirror
"I don't agree with their position but I respect it" Couldn't be me. I only respect the correct
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"I don't agree with their position but I respect it" Couldn't be me. I only respect the correct
In the olden days people used to have to go to the agora to learn deep truths. Nowadays to find the realest shit imaginable you have to look at the comments for youtube shorts clips of moderately successful movies
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In the olden days people used to have to go to the agora to learn deep truths. Nowadays to find the realest shit imaginable you have to look at the comments for youtube shorts clips of moderately successful movies
My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My friends offhandedly mention they've been casually tooling around a bit and come out with incredible works of art. meanwhile I spend 3 months telling everyone I'm working on an extremely difficult project and then post a Prodigy tierlist where I accidentally put Invaders Must Die in both A and C
Just imagined a new guy I hate: someone who loves the tune of Temporary Secretary but wishes Paul would stop doing the comedy American accent. Fuck you dude you don't deserve the joy music provides
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Just imagined a new guy I hate: someone who loves the tune of Temporary Secretary but wishes Paul would stop doing the comedy American accent. Fuck you dude you don't deserve the joy music provides
If I was in the TENET universe I would be a doctor who kills time-reversed badguys by healing them until they die...
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If I was in the TENET universe I would be a doctor who kills time-reversed badguys by healing them until they die...