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What's the opposite of 9/11. Building two skyscrapers? To fix america's foreign policy we have to extrajudicially sneak into the country and build two skyscrapers
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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some of the problems in this country can't be solved by gaming
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Guys on Bluesky right before replying “is that supposed to be a joke?” to a joke with 80,000 likes
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
some spec tagline work

The great taste that tastes great - forever. with all of the taste - and NO artificial colours or flavourings. "MM - it's delicious." Enjoy it with confidence. The others can't compare... The flavour you crave
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Speaking as a gynecologist myself, seeing a hairy pussy makes me want to barf
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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Nick Fuentes: Sex is gay and rape is epic,
Gavin Newsom: Wow, Okay, First of all thanks for being on the pod today, second of all, I agree
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
asking grok "were there any school shootings where the shooters were the good guys"
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Certain short form video new media personalities are complete chaos gremlins that woke up and chose goblin mode 😂
January 15, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Tonight at family dinner my 1 year old baby son looked up at me with big wavering eyes and asked "Daddy, how can we best stand with ICE and the rule of law against leftist hordes who would see our most prized institutions made fodder for goats?" I fucking hate him
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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When I was like 7 or 8 I got really into Dilbert for a bit. Sometimes I got the jokes, more often I was just fascinated by the glimpse into the “adult” world. Then, as an adult, I got into making fun of his inscrutable whiteboard videos and hypnosis cumming stuff. Consistent source of joy in my life
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I don't think we'd have all this division in society, all the hate and polarization, if Heathers (Tv Series) [2018] had been given exactly five 10-episode seasons, at least one of which was set in space
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If the PS3 released with the boomerang controller nothing bad would've happened in the years since. Politics etc
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
The ironic thing about the Charlie Kirk assassination is that he was shot with a magic bullet that toggles your life/death status. So if he was dead it would've brought him back to life but he was alive so it just made him dead
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Might be posting less often in the coming weeks as I process what happened to Ethan. Apologies
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Forces loyal to embittered US president Donald J Trump have today completed the extrajudicial assassination of everyone in the entire world. Rest of world was "no angels", claims the seed oil guy who thinks fingerprints are made up
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
A computer
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Adolf Hitler is "breaking the internet", and, "going viral", after being depicted in the semi-popular 2000s-era webcomic Sinfest. "It's time to 'Join The Conversation', on Adolf Hitler", says the guy who owns The Atlantic
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Elon musk, wearing a t-shirt with the text "THE WORLD'S ULTIMATE PEDOPHILE......", smirks coquettishly as he opens a briefcase to reveal the word "Just" scrawled on an A4 sheet of ruled notebook paper
January 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Me: (breaking spaghetti in half to fit it into the pot)
Italian guy: Ay ay ay what are you doin?? You cannot a-do this!
Me (still angry hours later): Italian people think you need to make love to the pasta.
January 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Instagram page titled "WEIRD memes that PISS YOU OFF" posting the entirety of the movie Happy Gilmore (1996) as a video. but with a black box over adam sandler's name in the credits
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Rats have access to relatively low amounts of physical power. BUT rats command extremely high levels of spiritual power
December 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They should put a chip inside the guns that makes them impossible to fire if they're pointed at an Innocent
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
top ten computergames i played for the first time in 2025

10. Clover Pit
9. Nubby's Number Factory
8. Rift of the Necrodancer
7. Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom
6. Dungeons of Hinterberg
5. Kaizen: A Factory Story
4. Once Upon a Katamari
3. Monster Train 2
2. Blue Prince
1. The Hundred Line
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM