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Mamylon
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The boy brings chaos and a breaking of time.
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Just finished a summer update for my Where To Start Marvel Comics Tierlist. Finally taking a stand on the Doctor Strange question t.co/ODcMQ1WE0Z
https://mattamylon.wordpress.com/2025/01/20/a-tierlist-of-places-to-start-reading-marvel-comics/
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SLARUTAN BIG HTIW TENET WITH BIG NATURALS
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I finished the Wings of the Dove. Buh
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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This one’s going to annoy people, but: here’s a ranking of my top 55 characters in Joss Whedon’s “Buffyverse.” I’m excluding the comics, but only because, if I included the comics, it would be 54 TV characters plus a dual entry for Giles’ sexy aunts. Like putting Watchmen on your “best novels” list
It’s time for my long-awaited sequel to this thread: a ranking of 55 characters in the first hundred issues of Spider-Man, based ONLY on the first hundred issues of Spider-Man. This means that Dr. Michael Morbius, first appearing in issue 101, will not make the cut. Sorry to the Morbius-heads
Using this space as a repository for only my most indulgent, masturbatory posts. Accordingly, here are my top 70 X-Men characters based ONLY on their appearances from the Claremont era (1975 - 1991). Slightly weighted towards Claremont’s pet recurring nonpowered characters—my favorite kind of guy
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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She’s stupid.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Best to worst:

Handmaiden
Decision To Leave
Thirst
Oldboy
No Other Choice
Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

Still got to / really want to see Lady Vengeance, Stoker, and Joint Security Area
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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reposting this here bcuz this is from my home state i really do not want it to get buried in the deluge of atrocities

the bison reintroduction program in MT has been the most successful in the country and one of the last things holding the prairie ecosystem there together. (1/2)
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Her: come over

Me: can't, I'm going to Davos

Her: my parents aren't home

Me:
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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ANORA (Baker, 2024)
Maybe it's just cope, but my longstanding conviction is that what fascists experience as "love" would not be recognizable as such to real humans
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
No Other Choice: not as good as Handmaiden or Decision To Leave (high bar) but Park still has the juice. Theater was pretty packed and there were a few scenes where they fucking lost it
January 21, 2026 at 2:43 AM
She’s stupid.
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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When it’s 1989 and a bunch of young hotshot artists are getting famous for drawing giant laser guns and bikini babes so you make them all draw the X-Men fighting an egg:
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This one’s going to annoy people, but: here’s a ranking of my top 55 characters in Joss Whedon’s “Buffyverse.” I’m excluding the comics, but only because, if I included the comics, it would be 54 TV characters plus a dual entry for Giles’ sexy aunts. Like putting Watchmen on your “best novels” list
It’s time for my long-awaited sequel to this thread: a ranking of 55 characters in the first hundred issues of Spider-Man, based ONLY on the first hundred issues of Spider-Man. This means that Dr. Michael Morbius, first appearing in issue 101, will not make the cut. Sorry to the Morbius-heads
Using this space as a repository for only my most indulgent, masturbatory posts. Accordingly, here are my top 70 X-Men characters based ONLY on their appearances from the Claremont era (1975 - 1991). Slightly weighted towards Claremont’s pet recurring nonpowered characters—my favorite kind of guy
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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26: The Shocker— Trying not to base these ratings on hindsight, but in lieu of his current status as video game tutorial villain it’s so cool to read the original stories where he’s like “my gauntlets could vibrate God Himself! I’m unstoppable!” Was apocryphally originally designed as “The Vibrator”
March 6, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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[OBRA DINN PRE-FLASHBACK AUDIO]

VOICE 1: i’m the guy with the hat and the beard, so i’m the guy opening the door!

VOICE 2: but Thompson, if you open that door you’ll be killed by pistol!

[DOOR CREAKS, GUNSHOT IS HEARD]
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Guys on Bluesky right before replying “is that supposed to be a joke?” to a joke with 80,000 likes
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Know Your Empyreans!

Ranni: I killed my own flesh and cast off my Great Rune so that I could oppose the Greater Will and overturn the system governing reality.

Miquella: I abandoned every part of myself in the Shadowlands, including my Great Rune, as part of my plot to become a kind God.

Malenia:
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I’m incredibly close to beating Elden Ring. I have Radahn/Miquella to beat and then whatever comes after Godfrey in the endgame. This could take months but I feel strong, I think I have it by the end of January. Taking suggestions for my next video game to play: preferably something <30 hours long
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Oh my God a literal wallet inspector
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support

January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
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ICE are nasty ass child kidnappers, like after school special style
Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 PM
“And he never signed his letters ‘Heil Hitler’ — even the ones he wrote to Hitler!” —Tár
January 18, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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😚👌
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I understand the value of weaponizing patriotism for the resistance but “there’s nothing ‘American’ about ‘Donald Trump!’” is just not a line that’s ever going to work on anyone. He’s Donald Trump. He’s the most American man in the world. There were entire TV shows about it
Stop pretending Trump is a Western leader.

His ideology is a mirror image of the regimes in Moscow and Beijing.

He is building the same machinery they have: state capitalism, mass surveillance, and authoritarian control.

He is dismantling the US to build his own empire
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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This is who voted against establishing DHS
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM