willow
@fireatwillow.bsky.social
you do the job that’s in front of you
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Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Streisand Effect in action with this online age verification thing. I've just found out what "porn" is (pictures of people shagging!!) and it's brilliant. A real own goal for Keir Starmer if you ask me. But don't bother asking me, I'll be too busy enjoying "porn"! 😎
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expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
expedition 33 is going to win every single category at the geoff keighley game awards, but dont let that fool you, its not actually that bad
just rewatched pig, turns out it’s still my favorite movie
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
just rewatched pig, turns out it’s still my favorite movie
we got to schmoove these
refrigerators
we got to do these bunny hops bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
refrigerators
we got to do these bunny hops bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
February 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
we got to schmoove these
refrigerators
we got to do these bunny hops bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
refrigerators
we got to do these bunny hops bay beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40s. But get this: he was-
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body. With a gun.
CSI GUY: How did you know that?
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: ...he's back.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body. With a gun.
CSI GUY: How did you know that?
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: ...he's back.
July 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
CSI GUY: Victim's male, mid-40s. But get this: he was-
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body. With a gun.
CSI GUY: How did you know that?
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: ...he's back.
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: -Shot in the head or body. With a gun.
CSI GUY: How did you know that?
FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST: ...he's back.
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after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot or kill anyone with a gun
July 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
after they catch him they keep him in a special prison cell with plastic bubbles over his hands so he can't shoot or kill anyone with a gun
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there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer
July 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
there's a new serial killer out there whose psychosexual pathology is just surprising people and shooting them with a gun. The media has started calling him The Gun Killer
i really think “bird yelled at me yesterday” is the funniest part of this whole post
me: hey man how’s it goin
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 AM
i really think “bird yelled at me yesterday” is the funniest part of this whole post
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every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
every squad has the oblivious homie. except mine i guess
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hey man you busy? wanna go the bar at noon and read the wikipedia page for pogs?
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hey man you busy? wanna go the bar at noon and read the wikipedia page for pogs?
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hey man you busy on the fourth of july/anniversary of the invention of the caesar salad? me and dave need a third guy to walk around bouncing three different sizes of balls
July 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
hey man you busy on the fourth of july/anniversary of the invention of the caesar salad? me and dave need a third guy to walk around bouncing three different sizes of balls
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me: hey man how’s it goin
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
April 28, 2025 at 9:20 AM
me: hey man how’s it goin
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
tonberry: not great man. sue left me. dog died. got some fuckin plumbing problems at the house gonna be out ten thousand bucks on. sometimes i wake up and my heart hurts. like physically. bird yelled at me yesterday. stubbed my toe. and-THAT’S THREE TURNS BITCH GET STABBED
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hey man i thought you should know Brawl’s in the hospital. he’s hanging on by a tread
August 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hey man i thought you should know Brawl’s in the hospital. he’s hanging on by a tread
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hey man i’m really sorry but i took “leave it better than you found it” too literally and now all the national parks are extremely high level zones. yeah like endgame stuff. yeah i really didn’t mean to but here we are
July 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
hey man i’m really sorry but i took “leave it better than you found it” too literally and now all the national parks are extremely high level zones. yeah like endgame stuff. yeah i really didn’t mean to but here we are
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hey man. thought you should know i saw your girl at cafe nervosa and some fancy guy was hitting her with the “OH COME NOW!”
May 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hey man. thought you should know i saw your girl at cafe nervosa and some fancy guy was hitting her with the “OH COME NOW!”
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hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
October 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.
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hey man you busy on saturday? me and every single other cop from every single gotham precinct are gonna go check out the sewers
July 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
hey man you busy on saturday? me and every single other cop from every single gotham precinct are gonna go check out the sewers
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hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!
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hey man, if you’re ever out drinking and you can’t drive home, call me. anytime, anywhere. i don’t have a car. i will probably also be drunk. we can talk about gohan
January 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
hey man, if you’re ever out drinking and you can’t drive home, call me. anytime, anywhere. i don’t have a car. i will probably also be drunk. we can talk about gohan
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It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.
aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site.
aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...
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1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
February 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay
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