willow
@fireatwillow.bsky.social
you do the job that’s in front of you
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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the 2000s can be defined as two eras:
- before, when the Sopranos intro had the world trade centre in it
- after, when the Sopranos intro no longer had the world trade center in it
its crazy that the twin towers said all that shit and got cancelled so they had to cut that shot from the intro tho
- before, when the Sopranos intro had the world trade centre in it
- after, when the Sopranos intro no longer had the world trade center in it
its crazy that the twin towers said all that shit and got cancelled so they had to cut that shot from the intro tho
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
the 2000s can be defined as two eras:
- before, when the Sopranos intro had the world trade centre in it
- after, when the Sopranos intro no longer had the world trade center in it
its crazy that the twin towers said all that shit and got cancelled so they had to cut that shot from the intro tho
- before, when the Sopranos intro had the world trade centre in it
- after, when the Sopranos intro no longer had the world trade center in it
its crazy that the twin towers said all that shit and got cancelled so they had to cut that shot from the intro tho
scrooge. you piece of shit. when you get to hell tell ‘em gonzo sent you.
December 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
scrooge. you piece of shit. when you get to hell tell ‘em gonzo sent you.
the kids these days don’t even get excited when the servers ring in ticket number 117 :(
December 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the kids these days don’t even get excited when the servers ring in ticket number 117 :(
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bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.
June 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
bummer that “cocksucker” is an inherently homophobic insult because it’s got a really good (i turn and look directly at the camera) mouthfeel.
you can have a little garlic bread!
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
you can have a little garlic bread!
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when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 AM
when you insult me you're insulting the award-winning team of dozens of puppeteers and special effects wizards responsible for bringing my baffling physical presence to life. so maybe think twice about your careless words
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Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me logging into this website so that I can “get a sense of what’s going on in the world”
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I always forget i literally like movies and then i watch a movie that is good and want to text everyone in the entire world like “i saw a movie that was good”
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I always forget i literally like movies and then i watch a movie that is good and want to text everyone in the entire world like “i saw a movie that was good”
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barbarian? i barely know ian!
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
barbarian? i barely know ian!
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Like the Beatles, I "get by with a little help of my frienfs" - BEER and CIGARETTES
September 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Like the Beatles, I "get by with a little help of my frienfs" - BEER and CIGARETTES
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
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jw3 base form would break viggo in two without even losing his breath
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
jw3 base form would break viggo in two without even losing his breath
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we should start talking about john wick like he's goku
pretty funny actually that john wick 1 ends with like a knife fight against an aging man
December 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
we should start talking about john wick like he's goku
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THE THING HAPPENED
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
THE THING HAPPENED
pretty funny actually that john wick 1 ends with like a knife fight against an aging man
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
pretty funny actually that john wick 1 ends with like a knife fight against an aging man
you and me get in a fight, there’s only gonna be two hits: Somebody That I Used To Know and Royals.
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
you and me get in a fight, there’s only gonna be two hits: Somebody That I Used To Know and Royals.
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Hail to the King
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hail to the King
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sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sequel to The Thing that's just Kurt Russell and Keith David fist fighting for ninety minutes. you never find out if either of them is the thing