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tim curry in famous works of art: thread
April 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
tim curry in famous works of art: thread
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All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
In the middle of a hepatitis outbreak, U.S. shutters the one CDC lab that could help
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
All 27 scientists at this CDC lab were told their duties were "unnecessary," and now viral outbreak investigations have been halted.
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[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
December 15, 2024 at 7:33 PM
[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner
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HAPPY NATIONAL YORKSHIRE PUDDING DAY one and all.
February 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
HAPPY NATIONAL YORKSHIRE PUDDING DAY one and all.
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She was stunning, like a taser.
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
She was stunning, like a taser.
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“The world is heartbreaking every day and the world is beautiful every day and we have to pay attention to both.”
- unknown
Artwork by Simon Bailly
- unknown
Artwork by Simon Bailly
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“The world is heartbreaking every day and the world is beautiful every day and we have to pay attention to both.”
- unknown
Artwork by Simon Bailly
- unknown
Artwork by Simon Bailly
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I've coined the term "middle of the road" to describe music that is so extreme and uncompromising that it feels almost as dangerous and reckless as driving down the middle of the road.
January 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I've coined the term "middle of the road" to describe music that is so extreme and uncompromising that it feels almost as dangerous and reckless as driving down the middle of the road.
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The A-Team theme tune stays on during sex.
January 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The A-Team theme tune stays on during sex.
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Inside you are two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene
January 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Inside you are two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene
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*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath]
parkour
[under breath]
parkour
January 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
*trips over crack in sidewalk*
[under breath]
parkour
[under breath]
parkour
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do not touch the glass. Do not approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. If he attempts to pass you anything, do not accept it. Do you understand me?
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BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
January 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
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i like how all the component real life parts of this are so ugly to look at that it just ends up looking like an AI generated photo
Seriously, though. Shit like this makes it VERY hard to write sci-fi satire.
January 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i like how all the component real life parts of this are so ugly to look at that it just ends up looking like an AI generated photo
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Seriously, though. Shit like this makes it VERY hard to write sci-fi satire.
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Seriously, though. Shit like this makes it VERY hard to write sci-fi satire.
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He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
December 14, 2024 at 6:35 PM
He's hiring a ship
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
He's packing his cloak
He's moving to England
To follow some bloke
Dracula is coming to town
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
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"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
December 6, 2024 at 1:14 AM
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
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Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
December 4, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you?
Me: He seemed mad
Me: He seemed mad
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Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR
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Our highlights video for 2024 is here!
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
Machynlleth Comedy Festival 2024 - Official Video
YouTube video by Little Wander
m.youtube.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Our highlights video for 2024 is here!
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
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This is happening again somehow
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Our highlights video for 2024 is here!
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
The Mach Advent calendar will be returning on Sunday 1st December, announcing a show a day until Christmas.
Watch the video here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=SzZp...
Videography: Sonny Malhotra
Music: It's So Easy by Get Wrong
Machynlleth Comedy Festival 2024 - Official Video
YouTube video by Little Wander
m.youtube.com
November 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
This is happening again somehow
🫲😶🌫️🫱
🫲😶🌫️🫱
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Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.
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I can't believe we adopted a Louis Wain cat...
November 13, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I can't believe we adopted a Louis Wain cat...