Rob Auton
@robauton.bsky.social
Nothing ripens a banana quicker than a rucksack
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A beautiful yesterday from the unique brain of @robauton.bsky.social. Also we announce an exciting new Christmas thing for next week: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
A beautiful yesterday from the unique brain of @robauton.bsky.social. Also we announce an exciting new Christmas thing for next week: podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/w...
I thought I’d come across a rare bread of dog for a second
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I thought I’d come across a rare bread of dog for a second
Type in Robauton.co.uk if you fancy getting involved. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Type in Robauton.co.uk if you fancy getting involved. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
From today! Exclusive gift videos baby!
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
From today! Exclusive gift videos baby!
Thanks to the absolutely fantastic people who have bought a ticket to my tour show next year. If you would like to come and have a word-based night out I would love to see you there. A fair few of these are now reaching capacity so please get in the ticket mix if keen. Tickets robaauton.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Thanks to the absolutely fantastic people who have bought a ticket to my tour show next year. If you would like to come and have a word-based night out I would love to see you there. A fair few of these are now reaching capacity so please get in the ticket mix if keen. Tickets robaauton.co.uk
People of London. Some of the nights for my run of shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social are nearing capacity. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you there. Tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
People of London. Some of the nights for my run of shows @sohotheatre.bsky.social are nearing capacity. If you would like to come to it I would love to see you there. Tickets here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a...
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dogs look at me differently when I have a big beard.
Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes on videos of me doing stand-up people comment “don’t give up your day job” but my day job is writing comedy to perform on a night so I’ll take it as a compliment I guess.
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am doing a UK tour of my show ‘CAN- The Story of a Man Called Can’ in 2026. It would be great to see you there if you fancy it. Thanks to everyone who has already bought a ticket. Tickets here robauton.co.uk
You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
You know what? I hope they keep doing it earlier and earlier because if they do, in a few years time the Christmas launch will start on December 24th.
How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How do I unsubscribe from Christmas until December 1st?
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Piece of toast at a bus stop.
I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am doing a tour of my latest show ‘CAN’ next year. The tour starts at SOHO THEATRE in London on 19th of January. Tickets for the shows are here robauton.co.uk
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
October 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Audience member said “What?” After every line I said.
Wales does rain very well.
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Wales does rain very well.
How I know I’m alive
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How I know I’m alive
...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
...and then if you do get a life you like, you have to keep it going so you continue to like it. I think settling into the turbulence of moments has to be done. The fight to feel the moments, up and down. I'm going to be making a substantial amount of paintings of my writing to put in my onl@ne sh#p
This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This cat is seriously upset with the state of this country.
I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.
September 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I want to live in a world where empathy is a compulsory school subject.
Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.
September 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Poster idea for Sun-Maid Raisins.
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Thanks to all who came to watch our set at @endoftheroadfestival.com.
Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.
August 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Large thanks for anyone who came to see my show in Edinburgh. I’m taking the show on tour next year, tickets are on my website.