Post Hoc Seasoning
@andygoodness.bsky.social
Software Engineer. Georgist/Raworthist. He/him
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it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
it must have felt so good to be the digital media manager when the word came down to unschedule the piece from the 60 minutes feed but no one said anything about unscheduling it from the international website
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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So it turns out that when your wife starts a conversation with "I just think it's funny how you," she does not actually think anything you've done is funny at all
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
So it turns out that when your wife starts a conversation with "I just think it's funny how you," she does not actually think anything you've done is funny at all
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Must be on an SSRI
Humanoid robots are coming. Eventually?
Humanoid robots are coming. Eventually?
China sees humanoids as an economic engine and Musk wants a ‘robot army.’
buff.ly
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Must be on an SSRI
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welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
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Jenny from Cupertino speaking now, railing against AB130 (the new CEQA exemption for infill housing projects). She says it will destroy HOAs.
I don't recall that being a thing, but if so: based!
I don't recall that being a thing, but if so: based!
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jenny from Cupertino speaking now, railing against AB130 (the new CEQA exemption for infill housing projects). She says it will destroy HOAs.
I don't recall that being a thing, but if so: based!
I don't recall that being a thing, but if so: based!
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incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works
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I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
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*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*puts on bathing suit and slowly lowers myself into a panicked kool aid man*
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"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
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citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
citizen you have exceeded your pencil allotment this year. prepare to die
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haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
haha so.. I did some works! i guess u can look upon them? no worries if not!
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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Two golden retrievers, not a thought in the world
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau make their relationship Instagram official
The singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau have launched their relationship on Instagram, after the singer posted a photo of the pair smiling cheek to cheek and a video of them eating sushi together while in Japan.
Perry’s post appeared to confirm the pair are in a relationship, after months of speculation about a possible romance between her and the former Canadian prime minister. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Two golden retrievers, not a thought in the world
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
July 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
-Dentist: "You're brushing your teeth wrong"
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
-Nutritionist: "You're eating wrong"
-Parents: “You're living wrong"
-Liquor Store Clerk: "Excellent choice”
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Ran out of poop bags while walking Dido so I used a Chick tract that was on the ground next to her poop?! God works in mysterious ways, blessings etc
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ran out of poop bags while walking Dido so I used a Chick tract that was on the ground next to her poop?! God works in mysterious ways, blessings etc
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/
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Trump made the classic mistake of inviting Zohran into the White House. Now he can come and go as he pleases.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Trump made the classic mistake of inviting Zohran into the White House. Now he can come and go as he pleases.