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🎉 CONCERT DAY 🎉

You can still grab a ticket online until noon Eastern for $25, but they’ll be available for purchase at the door for $29!

See you soon 🥰
🎨 WMGSO’s Modern Masterpieces 🖼️

Check out all of the art for our concert on November 22nd!
Get your tickets on our Givebutter campaign: givebutter.com/WMGSOFA25

Can you spot all the references? 😉 Let us know in the comments!

#wmgso #ModernMasterpieces
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Shot + chaser
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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And as a special treat: experience the entire suite in one unbroken video 🥰

HUGE shoutout to the recording and editing teams for helping our video releases look and sound so good!!!

youtu.be/xcZE_oKvPoM?...

#wmgso #chronotrigger
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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“Rentier class,” it’s a beautiful word, an old fashioned word but it’s beautiful, and they are a big problem I’ll tell you. Not good
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Relics of St. Thérèse of Lisieux
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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isn't is funny how all of these jobs (besides engineering) are mandated reporters when it comes to child abuse?

like every job that's obligated to report abuse of children has now been attacked by the DoE, isn't that wild?
🧵 Let’s be so effing for real right now. The Department of Education saying these jobs are no longer PROFESSIONAL is dumb as hell and insulting as fuck. It takes YEARS of post-graduate training, including passing certifying exams, to earn degrees in these fields. #fdt #momsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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NEW: Federal judge rules Trump's D.C. troop invasion is likely illegal, must end by Dec. 11.

National Guard troops have been in D.C. since August. A federal judge ruled Thursday that both deployments — D.C. National Guard and out-of-state troops — likely violate the law.

Tonight, at Law Dork:
Federal judge rules Trump's D.C. troop invasion is likely illegal, must end by Dec. 11
National Guard troops have been in D.C. since August. A federal judge ruled Thursday that both deployments — D.C. National Guard and out-of-state troops — likely violate the law.
www.lawdork.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Trump after meeting Zohran Mamdani:
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.

Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.

They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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here’s the thing: if you always dreamed about jetting out to the island but weren’t big enough to score an invite, you can just not say anything. no one is ever going to know what was in your head unless you tell them
The Washington Post, everyone!
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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You see, Pablo Escobar imported like four hippos for his private zoo in Hacienda Napoles in Columbia in the 1970s. And now... they're just free.

Inbred cocaine hippos are just all the fuck over now. There were 50 in 2019.

There were 170 in 2023.
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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This isn't realism, it's do-nothing-ism. The point here isn't just outlining (with real inflation on some points) all the various hurdles. It's to castigate people for bothering to make an issue of it at all. Go crawl under a rock and shut up, nothing matters. It's not savvy, it's disgusting.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion
lmao lol Jesus Christ
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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The Turtles brothers actually line up with the Bat Boys really well. (If you count the universe where Mikey becomes the Last Ronin)
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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at last, my love of canned goo is vindicated

collectivized, unionized and delicious
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.

he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.

situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM