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Cathal
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London Irish living in the Pacific North West.
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misterabk.bsky.social
I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
the electronic form for the doctors office asked me to choose colors to describe my mucus and the color of my mucus was not on the list i think i’m about to be famous
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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captantagonist.bsky.social
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn girl aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare you here to fix my keyboaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase it's broken
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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400footghost.bsky.social
"All the information is in the task, Rowlf."
Black and white photo of Jim Henson as a young man with one of his Muppets, Rowlf the dog. Henson has a thin face, high hair, a beard and looks - to these eyes at least - like Taskmaster's Alex Horne.
June 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
YOGA CLASS

INSTRUCTOR: And now we go into downward dog

*loud thud

GARY WHO IS A T-REX: I'm ok. I'm ok. It's just a bloody nose.
July 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
I could get a lot more done if I had a sword
May 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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gregjenner.bsky.social
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
• Al Overview The idiom "you can't lick a badger twice" means you can't trick or deceive someone a second time after they've been tricked once. It's a warning that if someone has already been deceived, they are unlikely to fall for the same trick again. Here's a more detailed explanation: • Licking: "Licking" in this context means to trick or deceive someone. • Badger: The badger is a wild animal, and the phrase likely originates from the historical sport of badger baiting where dogs were used to harass
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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obrienpmark.bsky.social
Time to post the real story of Easter from Shane Daniel Byrne again 😂 #easter
April 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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caolanmcaree.bsky.social
It's time to repost this Easter masterpiece
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
"Everything reminds me of her" I whisper, as I walk past a tree shaped like a bitch
April 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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erininthemorning.com
Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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vaun.bsky.social
Genius. Xxxx
April 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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heardislandgov.bsky.social
It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.
April 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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joe-heenan.bsky.social
Traditional St Patrick's Day breakfast
March 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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rhodri.biz
I’m sorry to add to our woes but my friend saw this
March 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social
Im gonna need a few minutes to unpack what I just read
Doctor fined $10,000 after sharing photo of comatose patient's penis with a swastika tattoo The patient was in ICU, intubated and ventilated after a homemade pipe bomb exploded in his grasp.
March 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I bet at least one guy farted in the Trojan horse
March 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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davegorman.bsky.social
The brand new series continues tonight at 9 on U&Dave.

Or, if you fancy it, you can watch it - and all the others - whenever you fancy over at u.co.uk/genre/comedy
Publicity still from Modern Life Is Goodish adorned with various quotes from reviews etc
March 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
okay, well can AI do THIS??

[drops phone on face in bed]
March 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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zachsilberberg.bsky.social
dune 2 should not have won best vfx considering the big worms were all real (and were mistreated horribly on set by the way!!! @peta)
March 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone

Teller: So is this not a robbery?

Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM