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vaun earl norman
@vaun.bsky.social
comedy, north yorkshire via Boro. Acting , voices, been in Vic and Bob, The other one, mash report, The Cleaner.

https://linktr.ee/vaunearlnorman

https://youtu.be/2lAhtUhY1vA?si=m_Dhdpz_57ux_aPv
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It’s been a pretty rough year so far. I’ve had two operations for cancer, two long periods of acute infections, pneumonia, a partial collapsed lung, and even a pulmonary embolism.

So, when I received a phone call from a specialist nurse telling me that I’m officially cancer-free, I was overjoyed.
Brilliant wins for Newcastle and Liverpool in the Champions League Amazing !!!!!
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
#utb Get In

Malanda amazing
Hackney again
Conway scores a scorcher (lol)
Casteldine impressive
Morris brilliant
Sol Brynn more than made up
Browne amazing

Great team performance
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 PM
He’s definitely and utterly, clearly insane
January 20, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Get noticed at work! www.frasergeesin.com/fashion
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Please don’t belittle my sad end of swimming baths journey by making stuff up x
My mum lives in the TS5 area and loves jigsaws. This would be a perfect gift for her.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, I have to sell my swimming trunks and I wanted them to go to a new home with someone who will use them professionally like I did.

Waist 52 inches
Colour Red
Thong style swimming brief
£5 - £8 ovno can deliver in TS5-TS8 area
January 19, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Four people turned up !
One was a lass!, two were over 75 years old and the last one was riding an adult tricycle, I got my face absolutely smashed in, right and proper, I’m a fucking mess.
Does anyone want a fight ? I’ll be Eston Baths at 4.00pm I will be eating Tudor Crisps and drinking a hot chocolate, with a wet towel under my arm.

No lasses allowed
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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You can watch or listen to my latest blog post here

m.youtube.com/watch?v=M2mt...

Or read it here

thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/the-courag...

It is about my mother but I hope it might also stirs memories and connect with you too
The Courage of Mothers | Robin Ince Blog
YouTube video by The Cosmic Shambles Network
m.youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Apart from my usual wedding speech services I’m also offering a ChatGPT Speech Fix for people who’ve gone to AI and are disappointed with the outcome. All the details are available on my recently updated website www.mathew-owen.co.uk/ai-speech-fix - thank you for reading, and please do share 👍
AI Speech Fix Service | Mathew Owen | Manchester
Used ChatGTP for your wedding speech and you're now regretting it? Don't worry, I can fix it.
www.mathew-owen.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Come on the toon!!!!!!!
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This is an only a pipe dream for someone like @dangelos.bsky.social Angelos Epithemiou.

He couldn’t even get Don Estelle and Windsor Davies to appear in his shit show
I can now finally reveal my big secret that I talked about on the Small P politics podcast last week, Thanks President Trump, Donald a true friend
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I can now finally reveal my big secret that I talked about on the Small P politics podcast last week, Thanks President Trump, Donald a true friend
January 18, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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if I went on Gladiators I would call myself The Splat. every time anyone came near me I would shout "DON'T TOUCH ME I'LL SHIT". I would be unstoppable. the show would be cancelled immediately
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Does anyone want a fight ? I’ll be Eston Baths at 4.00pm I will be eating Tudor Crisps and drinking a hot chocolate, with a wet towel under my arm.

No lasses allowed
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Dnipro, Ukraine residents take shelter as Russia launches heavy strikes
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Just seen this on the back of a mini.
January 18, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Zoia Kovalets passed information about Russian troops to the Armed Forces of Ukraine during the occupation of the Kherson region,after escaping the occupation,she began helping the wounded in a hospital
She’s now the senior nurse of the evacuation unit of the 47th SM Brigade “Magura"

📹Radio Liberty
January 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Vic and Bob’s big night out…. And Tom Cruise The Actor…
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Bella not that interested in the football tonight, although she enjoyed a head scratch
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Don Goodman should never commentate on a Boro game , his very apparent disdain for us is so obvious every game he’s involved in
January 16, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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Author now known
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Never a doubt #utb
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Political Nonsense.

Twas Brylcreem, and the slimy tories
Did squirm and dangle in the wabe
All mimsy were the Faragegroves
And the Reform wraths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jenrickwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Kuenssberg, and shun
The frumious Badenochsnatch!”
January 15, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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The Monkees in the form of a fake Archie Cover.
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM