Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Pinned
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
This is clearly the most perfect day to finally pin my greatest post here...
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is clearly the most perfect day to finally pin my greatest post here...
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
this might seem silly but i basically launched my author career in 2020 (lol), and Animal Crossing was a huge help actually. i did a virtual launch for Avengers Assembly #1 on my island bc we were on lockdown & ppl visited and dressed up as Ms Marvel!
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this might seem silly but i basically launched my author career in 2020 (lol), and Animal Crossing was a huge help actually. i did a virtual launch for Avengers Assembly #1 on my island bc we were on lockdown & ppl visited and dressed up as Ms Marvel!
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized
We did have our little sillies
Presented without context other than that it's from her brill SPIDER-WOMAN run, these remain some of the most quintessential @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social lines of dialogue you’ll ever read…
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We did have our little sillies
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
OOOOOOHHHHH!
This week only - get a digital copy of Alter Ego, my follow up to the award-winning Secret Identity, wherever you get your e-books for just $2.99!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
OOOOOOHHHHH!
Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video
So what's the countdown to some grifter trying to organize The Million Frog March
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So what's the countdown to some grifter trying to organize The Million Frog March
My neck my back my--
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My neck my back my--
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
Have never seen Titanic.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Have never seen Titanic.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
There are a lot of important posts quoting images of government officials saying horrid things, but they don't have ALT text. C'mon folks, it's easy when you're posting a screencapped tweet; just copy and paste the text from the tweet itself!
October 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There are a lot of important posts quoting images of government officials saying horrid things, but they don't have ALT text. C'mon folks, it's easy when you're posting a screencapped tweet; just copy and paste the text from the tweet itself!
Definitely wasn't watching you while you sleep. I'm not creepy. Maybe YOU'RE the creepy!
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Definitely wasn't watching you while you sleep. I'm not creepy. Maybe YOU'RE the creepy!
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
Entering my "I think they changed the fish in the Roku aquarium screensaver" phase
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Entering my "I think they changed the fish in the Roku aquarium screensaver" phase
If you were one of my aunts, you bought it every time there was some kind of BOGO sale, and then you pulled it out of your shitty gift closet whenever a birthday or holiday came up
lmao yesssssss, the Sweet Pea disappointment was so real!
Now that I think about it though, was that just people regifting Sweet Pea garbage they also didn't want, cause who would even choose to buy it in the first place
Now that I think about it though, was that just people regifting Sweet Pea garbage they also didn't want, cause who would even choose to buy it in the first place
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you were one of my aunts, you bought it every time there was some kind of BOGO sale, and then you pulled it out of your shitty gift closet whenever a birthday or holiday came up
[Excitedly shrieking because I found the exact combination of essential oils that smells like 1980s dryer sheets]
"HONEY! COME SMELL MY WRISTS"
"oh huh. That's definitely it! Um...was there a reason you wanted to smell like that?"
"I HAVE CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN SOLVED NOW!"
"Yay!"
"HONEY! COME SMELL MY WRISTS"
"oh huh. That's definitely it! Um...was there a reason you wanted to smell like that?"
"I HAVE CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN SOLVED NOW!"
"Yay!"
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
[Excitedly shrieking because I found the exact combination of essential oils that smells like 1980s dryer sheets]
"HONEY! COME SMELL MY WRISTS"
"oh huh. That's definitely it! Um...was there a reason you wanted to smell like that?"
"I HAVE CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN SOLVED NOW!"
"Yay!"
"HONEY! COME SMELL MY WRISTS"
"oh huh. That's definitely it! Um...was there a reason you wanted to smell like that?"
"I HAVE CHILDHOOD ISSUES AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN SOLVED NOW!"
"Yay!"
I don't know who exactly is following each other anymore nowadays, but if you're a buddy because we were old time JP forum pals...Well.
We lost both @nicknewt.bsky.social and @kalebhorton.bsky.social recently
We lost both @nicknewt.bsky.social and @kalebhorton.bsky.social recently
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I don't know who exactly is following each other anymore nowadays, but if you're a buddy because we were old time JP forum pals...Well.
We lost both @nicknewt.bsky.social and @kalebhorton.bsky.social recently
We lost both @nicknewt.bsky.social and @kalebhorton.bsky.social recently
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
If you're ever considering buying a piece of IKEA furniture, go to FB Marketplace first. Not so you can buy it used, but to see how badly it's going to age after two years, which is when you'll be wanting to sell the one you bought new.
September 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you're ever considering buying a piece of IKEA furniture, go to FB Marketplace first. Not so you can buy it used, but to see how badly it's going to age after two years, which is when you'll be wanting to sell the one you bought new.
FUUUUUCK
An absolutely insane story about false confession: man reports his dad missing, police pressure him to confess to his dad's murder (lying about finding his dad's body, threatening his dog, etc), man confesses and tries to kill himself, dad comes home perfectly fine.
abc11.com/post/city-fo...
abc11.com/post/city-fo...
$900K settlement reached with California man who was pressured to confess murder that never happened
Tom Perez called the police in California to report his elderly father missing. Thirty-six hours later, Perez was on a psychiatric hold in a hospital, having been pressured into confessing he killed h...
abc11.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
FUUUUUCK
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Posted a fun Helioscope video of @jeffparker.bsky.social talking with @stevelieberart.bsky.social & @colleencoover.bsky.social about a page he drew for an Image imprint 25 years ago. I love these little glimpses into how folks do the work.
youtu.be/tJmOR8rEwB8
youtu.be/tJmOR8rEwB8
Jeff Parker on Making Comics After Work
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Posted a fun Helioscope video of @jeffparker.bsky.social talking with @stevelieberart.bsky.social & @colleencoover.bsky.social about a page he drew for an Image imprint 25 years ago. I love these little glimpses into how folks do the work.
youtu.be/tJmOR8rEwB8
youtu.be/tJmOR8rEwB8
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Portland! I’ll be signing at Books With Pictures this Saturday the 27th from 3-5! If you want your fresh hardcover copies of ONCE UPON A TIME AT THE END OF THE WORLD signed, among other things I’ve drawn, come on through! I’ll also have some hardcover SLEEPLESS to snag.
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Portland! I’ll be signing at Books With Pictures this Saturday the 27th from 3-5! If you want your fresh hardcover copies of ONCE UPON A TIME AT THE END OF THE WORLD signed, among other things I’ve drawn, come on through! I’ll also have some hardcover SLEEPLESS to snag.
Pretty sure there's an entire subset of fanfic based on Anderson's platform being about 6-10 inches higher than that.
They put Gillian Anderson on a platform so that Mulder and Scully could gaze intensely into each other's eyes in every episode of The X-Files.
People used to make proper television.
People used to make proper television.
September 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Pretty sure there's an entire subset of fanfic based on Anderson's platform being about 6-10 inches higher than that.