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Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.

I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Still on my bullshit
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's calendula and sandlewood in glycerin

(excuse the wobbles, I was trying to be fancy)
October 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Definitely wasn't watching you while you sleep. I'm not creepy. Maybe YOU'RE the creepy!
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think about this post so often

(I always got stuck with Sweet Pea in the Christmas stocking and I still don't know who wanted that)
October 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Once again, @aiptcomics.com just *gets* us!

(Though also, that dumpster scene was written just so we could do THIS 😉)

VENOM BLACK WHITE & BLOOD #2 OUT NOW!!
September 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Team Krazy Goat rides again!

Out today in Venom: Black, White & Blood #2, the non-stop 80s speedboat action that is...VENOM VICE!!
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Heh. Found it.

Also awwww, it's almost our anniversary.
September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ah yes, the two genders
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've had the flu for the past few days and I would HATE IT if you sent me pet pictures.

It would not heal me at all. Just like this lootle goofle. Utterly useless.
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yesssss my tiny sippiesssss
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm so sorry, Amanda
September 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
September 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Lmaooooo literally as I'm trying to post this 📵🚯🖕
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
September 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Perfectly normal amount of medical appointments for one month, very conducive to a regular work and life schedule!

In other news, uh...hope you guys still like patreons by next week or something.
September 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reading my latest Mayo clinic results and discovered my doc basically said "Thicc as hell, but chill."

Medical Badonk!
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I got a little adjustable stand for mine so I can put it almost exactly at eye level.

Also because I rent and it's a brick wall, and also also because I'm mostly just watching aquarium videos and background ASMR stuff.
August 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh that's baby shoes, haha.
August 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Adorable, enormous noggins...made of solid concrete
August 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
"Karla, did you move to Arizona because you misheard a crucial syllable when someone told you there's an annual *haboob* season?"

"haha no...don't be silly!"

😒
August 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Remember when Blockbuster Video gave a dude so many late fees he decided we should all borrow DVDs in the mail and then destroy the entire cable industry and shove a weird hot metal spike up the movie industry's keister for both better and worse?

Anyway, never underestimate the power of spite.
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Time for the midnight devil's snack
August 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sums it up pretty well
August 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
SD bought me a copy of "Tiny Bookshop" because, quote, "This is the most Karla game ever" and I was still mid-tutorial when I scrolled over a book description and found @trungles.com in the wild.

I GLEEFULLY SHRIEKED so loud it annoyed both the dog and the neighbors. Incredible.
August 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM