GrokMeAmadeus
@grokmeamadeus.bsky.social
He/Him, bi/queer, big ol’ antifascist lefty patron of the arts. SWF account of smut writer Korg T Orc, so no one under 18. Good riddance to the bird site.
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GrokMeAmadeus
@grokmeamadeus.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Since we can finally pin skeets (no, I am never calling them posts) I am once again hammering this on my feed:
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YOUR COMMANDER DOESN’T CONCERN HIMSELF WITH ANYTHING SO PEDESTRIAN AS NEW YEARS “RESOLUTIONS.”
THAT BEING SAID, MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE YEAR I FINALLY MANAGE TO GET THE DREADNOKS HOUSEBROKEN.
THAT BEING SAID, MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE YEAR I FINALLY MANAGE TO GET THE DREADNOKS HOUSEBROKEN.
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
YOUR COMMANDER DOESN’T CONCERN HIMSELF WITH ANYTHING SO PEDESTRIAN AS NEW YEARS “RESOLUTIONS.”
THAT BEING SAID, MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE YEAR I FINALLY MANAGE TO GET THE DREADNOKS HOUSEBROKEN.
THAT BEING SAID, MAYBE THIS WILL BE THE YEAR I FINALLY MANAGE TO GET THE DREADNOKS HOUSEBROKEN.
Dumbest. Possible. Times.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Dumbest. Possible. Times.
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OH ALSO happy birthday Miyazaki, creator of many great things, sort of including my favorite meme
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
OH ALSO happy birthday Miyazaki, creator of many great things, sort of including my favorite meme
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COBRA HAS NO ISSUE WITH TRANS PEOPLE! FRANKLY WE NEED ALL THE RECRUITS WE CAN GET. WE LOST HALF A BATTALION TO A SAILOR & HIS WISE-ASS TALKING BIRD ALONE. ENLIST TODAY!
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
COBRA HAS NO ISSUE WITH TRANS PEOPLE! FRANKLY WE NEED ALL THE RECRUITS WE CAN GET. WE LOST HALF A BATTALION TO A SAILOR & HIS WISE-ASS TALKING BIRD ALONE. ENLIST TODAY!
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ALL GIFT EXCHANGE PARTIES ARE HEREBY BANNED AT COBRA FACILITIES!
I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ALL GIFT EXCHANGE PARTIES ARE HEREBY BANNED AT COBRA FACILITIES!
I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
I DID NOT FORM THE DEADLIEST INDEPENDENT MILITARY ON EARTH JUST TO HAVE DESTRO STEAL MY LA CREUSET RAMKINS AND LEAVE ME WITH A GIFT CERTIFICATE THE BARONESS BROUGHT FOR SOME PLACE CALLED “BAD DRAGON”!
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WHY DOES TIME BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR’S FEEL ODDLY LIMINAL AND UNSETTLING?
BECAUSE OF THE TEMPORAL RESONANCE EMITTERS WE DEPLOYED IN ALL OF YOUR XMAS GIFT CARDS! DELIVER $10 BILLION TO COBRA IF YOU EVER WANT TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL AND NOT FEEL LIKE THE THIRD ACT OF A WES ANDERSON FILM!
BECAUSE OF THE TEMPORAL RESONANCE EMITTERS WE DEPLOYED IN ALL OF YOUR XMAS GIFT CARDS! DELIVER $10 BILLION TO COBRA IF YOU EVER WANT TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL AND NOT FEEL LIKE THE THIRD ACT OF A WES ANDERSON FILM!
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
WHY DOES TIME BETWEEN CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR’S FEEL ODDLY LIMINAL AND UNSETTLING?
BECAUSE OF THE TEMPORAL RESONANCE EMITTERS WE DEPLOYED IN ALL OF YOUR XMAS GIFT CARDS! DELIVER $10 BILLION TO COBRA IF YOU EVER WANT TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL AND NOT FEEL LIKE THE THIRD ACT OF A WES ANDERSON FILM!
BECAUSE OF THE TEMPORAL RESONANCE EMITTERS WE DEPLOYED IN ALL OF YOUR XMAS GIFT CARDS! DELIVER $10 BILLION TO COBRA IF YOU EVER WANT TIME TO RETURN TO NORMAL AND NOT FEEL LIKE THE THIRD ACT OF A WES ANDERSON FILM!
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WE’RE NOT HAVING A REPEAT OF DR. MINDBENDER SPENDING HALF THE TREASURY ON PICTURES OF DOUR-LOOKING MONKEYS THAT HE KEEPS CLAIMING “WILL PAY FOR THEMSELVES ONE DAY.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
WE’RE NOT HAVING A REPEAT OF DR. MINDBENDER SPENDING HALF THE TREASURY ON PICTURES OF DOUR-LOOKING MONKEYS THAT HE KEEPS CLAIMING “WILL PAY FOR THEMSELVES ONE DAY.”
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PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF COBRA PLANS TO PIVOT TO AI AND I KEEP INFORMING THEM TO PIVOT ON THE BUSINESS END OF A LASER CANON.
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
PEOPLE KEEP ASKING IF COBRA PLANS TO PIVOT TO AI AND I KEEP INFORMING THEM TO PIVOT ON THE BUSINESS END OF A LASER CANON.
Can’t sleep, world events will eat me.
(No seriously, stress about current events has given me insomnia.)
(No seriously, stress about current events has given me insomnia.)
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Can’t sleep, world events will eat me.
(No seriously, stress about current events has given me insomnia.)
(No seriously, stress about current events has given me insomnia.)
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You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
So I found out people are now harassing the maker of this mod and calling them a fucking pedophile and a zoophile for THIS.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
What the fuck is wrong with people these days?
This is the tamest shit I’ve ever seen. Lola Bunny was racier than this in a G-rated film from the 90s.
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post.
So make or post whatever you want.
So make or post whatever you want.
Probably when I first ran a d20 Modern: Pulp Heroes campaign I wrote for my two best friends. They played a flying ace & what was basically a luchador version of Doctor Doom set in 1937 and they fought a mad scientist that was creating rock & lava men to attack cities.
Remember the first time you played a really great role-playing game with a great group and you became a little obsessed?
Do you still remember it fondly years later?
And bonus: what game was it, and was it a module or home brew adventure?
Do you still remember it fondly years later?
And bonus: what game was it, and was it a module or home brew adventure?
a group of people are playing a board game with a railroad crossing sign in the background
ALT: a group of people are playing a board game with a railroad crossing sign in the background
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January 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Probably when I first ran a d20 Modern: Pulp Heroes campaign I wrote for my two best friends. They played a flying ace & what was basically a luchador version of Doctor Doom set in 1937 and they fought a mad scientist that was creating rock & lava men to attack cities.
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Sorry I have not been posting much lately. My country has been repeating the worst parts of history and I’m expecting my queer, disabled ass to get frog-marched into a “health camp” by RFK Jr. any day now.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Sorry I have not been posting much lately. My country has been repeating the worst parts of history and I’m expecting my queer, disabled ass to get frog-marched into a “health camp” by RFK Jr. any day now.
At this point, I would not fault the EU parking some attack subs off the coast of Greenland as a very clear message of “fuck around and find out.”
Because my country is very much going full 1939 at the moment.
Because my country is very much going full 1939 at the moment.
![Katie Miller
SOON
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January 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
At this point, I would not fault the EU parking some attack subs off the coast of Greenland as a very clear message of “fuck around and find out.”
Because my country is very much going full 1939 at the moment.
Because my country is very much going full 1939 at the moment.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Factual on every level. Whenever new media has been introduced (movies, animation, the internet, and every form of images and words) porn has been the front line against censorship.
My neighbor used to say 2A protects 1A (factually wrong on every level). Porn protects 1A
My neighbor used to say 2A protects 1A (factually wrong on every level). Porn protects 1A
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Factual on every level. Whenever new media has been introduced (movies, animation, the internet, and every form of images and words) porn has been the front line against censorship.
My neighbor used to say 2A protects 1A (factually wrong on every level). Porn protects 1A
My neighbor used to say 2A protects 1A (factually wrong on every level). Porn protects 1A
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If we're just snatching alleged criminals out of other countries now, someone tell Romania that they're free to come pick up Andrew Tate.
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 AM
If we're just snatching alleged criminals out of other countries now, someone tell Romania that they're free to come pick up Andrew Tate.
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Reminder that almost a quarter century ago, Schumer voted for the Hague Invasion Act, declaring that the US would militarily invade the Hague were it ever to be prosecuted by ICC for war crimes.
Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
Look at how many names on this list are *still in power*, still kicking around. They weren't exactly young then, but now a lot of them are much much richer.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Reminder that almost a quarter century ago, Schumer voted for the Hague Invasion Act, declaring that the US would militarily invade the Hague were it ever to be prosecuted by ICC for war crimes.
Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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being an adult in the states is just walking around with a pit of rage in your stomach that not a single powerful person has or seemingly ever will face consequences in your lifetime
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
being an adult in the states is just walking around with a pit of rage in your stomach that not a single powerful person has or seemingly ever will face consequences in your lifetime