Joanne Starer
@joannestarer.bsky.social
Writer |
Fire& Ice: Welcome to Smallville * Sirens of the City * Total Suplex of the Heart * The Gimmick |
JoanneStarer.com
📬: GlassEyeComics at gmail
Fire& Ice: Welcome to Smallville * Sirens of the City * Total Suplex of the Heart * The Gimmick |
JoanneStarer.com
📬: GlassEyeComics at gmail
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Joanne Starer
@joannestarer.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hey, new followers! I'm Joanne. I write comics like Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville, Total Suplex of the Heart, Sirens of the City, and more. I even did a giant comic that's in the Smithsonian right now!
I like cats, fart jokes, and trashy reality TV. And I REALLY hate Nazis.
I like cats, fart jokes, and trashy reality TV. And I REALLY hate Nazis.
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It’s OFFICIAL.
We’re in the DC Solicits for February with an on sale date of May 5th. 2026.
We’re in the DC Solicits for February with an on sale date of May 5th. 2026.
The cat is out of the bag. Supergirl's Family Vacation drops in 2026 from DC Comics! I can't wait for you to see what we've cooked up. More details soon.
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It’s OFFICIAL.
We’re in the DC Solicits for February with an on sale date of May 5th. 2026.
We’re in the DC Solicits for February with an on sale date of May 5th. 2026.
It's crimmus time at Tokyo Disneyland
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's crimmus time at Tokyo Disneyland
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ICYMI I'm writing the Fantastic Four and Planet of the Apes!
#PLANETOFTHEAPES VS. #FANTASTICFOUR es la nueva una miniserie de cuatro números escrita por @losthiskeysman.bsky.social e ilustrada por #andreadivito y estrena en febrero @marvelcomicshqs.bsky.social
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November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ICYMI I'm writing the Fantastic Four and Planet of the Apes!
Today I went to a cat cafe AND a dog cafe.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Today I went to a cat cafe AND a dog cafe.
If you've ever wondered but were afraid to ask
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you've ever wondered but were afraid to ask
Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT attend the testicle festival.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT attend the testicle festival.
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Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
The Tower Records in Shibuya has a whole floor of cassettes and vinyl. Khary and I got weirdly emotional seeing it. It was like being 13 again.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Tower Records in Shibuya has a whole floor of cassettes and vinyl. Khary and I got weirdly emotional seeing it. It was like being 13 again.
The Real Housewives are doing fart scratch n sniff now. I'm such a trendsetter.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Real Housewives are doing fart scratch n sniff now. I'm such a trendsetter.
Bluesky tweets should be called bleets.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bluesky tweets should be called bleets.
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- you're not who you think you are
- why is everybody dying
- it's time to save the world
- i'm a good guy, so why do I do bad things
- i'm too old for this shit
- you're not who you think you are
- why is everybody dying
- it's time to save the world
- i'm a good guy, so why do I do bad things
- i'm too old for this shit
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-the werewolf is metaphorical too
-slowly woke up to the horrors
-time travel really fucked us over
-turn in your badge & gun
-the good thing is a horrible curse
-the werewolf is metaphorical too
-slowly woke up to the horrors
-time travel really fucked us over
-turn in your badge & gun
-the good thing is a horrible curse
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
-this romp through the jungle made me realize I love you
-the big muscle guy is actually funny
-we're sarcastic and we steal shit
-I'm a woman who enjoys sex, so of course my life is a mess
-even Disney princesses hate their moms
Khary is fast asleep and I am messaging him photos of the Giudice family reunion.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Khary is fast asleep and I am messaging him photos of the Giudice family reunion.
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Harley and Ivy issue 2 FOC is 11/17/2025!
That's Monday!
That's Monday!
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Harley and Ivy issue 2 FOC is 11/17/2025!
That's Monday!
That's Monday!
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Here’s the room where I keep all my things
February 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here’s the room where I keep all my things
Charlie Kirk's wife was on the Bravo reality show Summer House lolol
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Shannon on Instagram: "This is WILD #charliekirk #summerhouse @bravotv"
Join us as we delve into the unexpected twist involving Charlie Kirk's wife on Summerhouse. From the explosive revelation to the exclusive clip, we've got the inside scoop.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Charlie Kirk's wife was on the Bravo reality show Summer House lolol
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very excited to say that the WITCHING SEASON kickstarter is officially active! this is my first ever comic project and I am so excited for everyone to see what Anna Wieszcyck and I have in store!!!
WITCHING SEASON - A Witch Horror Comic Anthology is LIVE on Kickstarter!
"A 150+ page Horror Anthology filled with stories about WITCHES, WARLOCKS, and FAMILIARS from some of the biggest names in comics!"
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"A 150+ page Horror Anthology filled with stories about WITCHES, WARLOCKS, and FAMILIARS from some of the biggest names in comics!"
www.kickstarter.com/projects/phi...
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
very excited to say that the WITCHING SEASON kickstarter is officially active! this is my first ever comic project and I am so excited for everyone to see what Anna Wieszcyck and I have in store!!!
When you drop your glasses but can't find them because you're not wearing glasses
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
When you drop your glasses but can't find them because you're not wearing glasses
This just came up in my ads and I'm just like, wow @kellythompson.bsky.social made something that has legit penetrated pop culture. It's so cool.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This just came up in my ads and I'm just like, wow @kellythompson.bsky.social made something that has legit penetrated pop culture. It's so cool.
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Golden Girls: Love is Golden drops on NOVEMBER 25th!
Did you pre-order a copy yet?
Did you pre-order a copy yet?
Popped over to Little Brown today and got to see my new Golden Girls book in all its glory.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Golden Girls: Love is Golden drops on NOVEMBER 25th!
Did you pre-order a copy yet?
Did you pre-order a copy yet?
I have cleared my schedule for the next two days to watch Bravocon
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have cleared my schedule for the next two days to watch Bravocon
It's langos season!
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's langos season!
The Tokyo Disneyland website is the slowest, jankiest site in the world. It's like using the internet in 1998.
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Tokyo Disneyland website is the slowest, jankiest site in the world. It's like using the internet in 1998.
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🏳️⚧️ We’re back with paid opportunities for Trans+ creatives!
Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? This is for you.
With @transhistoryweek.com we’re investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to make content for Trans+ History Week 2026.
Deadline 2nd Dec 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🗓️
🧵 Details 👇
Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? This is for you.
With @transhistoryweek.com we’re investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to make content for Trans+ History Week 2026.
Deadline 2nd Dec 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🗓️
🧵 Details 👇
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
🏳️⚧️ We’re back with paid opportunities for Trans+ creatives!
Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? This is for you.
With @transhistoryweek.com we’re investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to make content for Trans+ History Week 2026.
Deadline 2nd Dec 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🗓️
🧵 Details 👇
Writer? Illustrator? Audio producer? This is for you.
With @transhistoryweek.com we’re investing in 20 Trans+ creatives to make content for Trans+ History Week 2026.
Deadline 2nd Dec 2025, 11:59PM GMT 🗓️
🧵 Details 👇