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I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no, you wanted to play little league instead.
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Trump out here nominating tiny handed men to be ambassadors. 4d chess indeed.
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Our court system is largely working, with the exception of the most important court
February 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Easy Kash Patel joke here. Or for a deeper cut, Maria Butina and NRA.

But the sad thing is, foreign intel agencies don’t need to honeypot lower level US personnel. The top people take bribes, use unsecure phones, put war plans in group chats, and the DNI is a foreign sympathizer, maybe even asset.
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
unfathomable inhumanity. just gobsmackingly evil.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
failed state
How fucking crazy is it that Americans did not invent BBQ in space.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
February 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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slam dunk competition but it’s middle schoolers slapping Door frames and exit signs
February 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I love freedom and America and I think Daddy should be king forever that's how much I love freedom and America
where's the drunk driver in an f150 when you need him
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Mick Cronin gonna kill someone
February 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Fascism’s ultimate goal is to roll back all progress and recreate a state where a select few control everything, including our reality.

What you’re feeling living under this criminal regime is a preview of what kind of world they want us to live in.

jaredyatessexton.substack.com/p/they-want-...
They Want Us to be Peasants
The key to authoritarianism is a world where we are left in the dark
jaredyatessexton.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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This is inevitable for “institutional neutrality”—it is meant to look like rising above the political fray but inevitably means silently accepting whatever position becomes dominant.
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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the main thing about ICE is that they do all the shit and act exactly the same way the cops want to do
February 14, 2026 at 3:09 AM
asshole conservatives and posting their own L's online: name a more iconic duo
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
no hole deep enough
no Hell hot enough
The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.

It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.

Vought is a mass murderer.
Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show
The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.
October 30, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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"Racist people are firing and laying off Black women at three times the rate of other women."

😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!

"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."

Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women | Essence
New labor data shows Black women accounted for a disproportionate share of job losses across 2025, especially in federal, education, and care-sector roles.
www.essence.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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I don't see anything
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
do you think bacteria or fungus is the apex predator
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Alexa show me survivorship bias as a person
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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The US first closed its borders because it wanted to keep Chinese people out.

That's the history. That's why we have closed borders.
America's immigration policy has always been racist. It's been racist since it required being a white person of "good standing" to be eligible for immigration, and it will continue to be racist. There's no such thing as a non-racist immigration policy because immigration policies exist to do racism.
You're not going to believe this, but closed borders are racist. They always have been. They always will be. You can indulge in smoke-filled dorm room discussions of hypothetically non-racist immigration restrictions, but in the real world closed borders are racist af.
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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it really can't be said enough that this is a person who has dined with the president of the united states
Fuentes then fantasizes about “breeding gulags”: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women… They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.”
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM