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I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no, you wanted to play little league instead.
Pinned
Trump out here nominating tiny handed men to be ambassadors. 4d chess indeed.
failed state
BREAKING: The US BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) says it won't publish the October jobs report
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
nice throwback that the modern klan is also masked up cowards hiding in the woods
Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"

bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
we have a fucking mobster in charge of the biggest killing machine ever assembled cool cool cool
Trump in response to an Epstein question: "ABC, your company, your crappy company is one of the perpetrators. I think the license should be taken away from ABC because your news is so fake and so wrong. And we have a great commissioner, a chairman, who should take a look at that."
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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This jackass thinks people want to "negotiate" for health care. We don't want to fucking negotiate a goddamn thing with goddamn corporations - we just want health care!

This is all a fucking game to him. He has zero concept of how any normal human being lives.

Never vote for any Republican ever.
Trump: "THE ONLY HEALTHCARE I'LL SUPPORT OR APPROVE IS SENDING MONEY DIRECTLY BACK TO THE PEOPLE W/ NOTHING GOING TO THE BIG, FAT, RICH INSURANCE COMPANIES, WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF AMERICA LONG ENOUGH. THE PEOPLE WILL BE ALLOWED TO NEGOTIATE & BUY THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, INSURANCE. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!"
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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okay probably won't be allowed to keep this headline but now that my morning reading is done I better put my head down and try to finally finish this
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
not to seem sexist, but it's arguable that Nuzzi should actually have been told "quiet, piggy" at some point in the last year given she's apparently attracted to old dick like it's truffles
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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We'd have less fascism if more guys got knocked the fuck out early in life for stuff like this until they dropped the habit
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
super cool that our legislature has specific special coupon days and other bullshit to cover up a criminal kiddie rape syndicate's client list
One House GOP lawmaker tells me the plan is to bring up the Epstein Files bill on Tuesday under 'suspension of the rules' - that means it would need a two-thirds majority to pass.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Oh so the economy is goin down down huh lmao
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the sitting US President at a fkn McDonald's summit
Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
you can't be talking about war crimes if you have no idea what constitutes a war crime
"Would I knock out those factories? I would be proud to do it" -- moments after threatening military strikes in Mexico, Trump threatens strikes in Colombia as well
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This bit of the carceral state charging apprehended or incarcerated families for everything -- phone calls, health care, even room and board in the prisons -- is just really the point where neoliberal wealth extraction and pointed racist cruelty meet and commingle
NEW—US Park Police w/ DHS officers near DC are increasingly pulling over Black and brown men, leaving their work vans on the side of the parkway + immediately calling a local towing company to take them. Families who just lost their breadwinner are stuck with the bill.

@melbuer.bsky.social reports:
Families of DC-area immigrant drivers snatched by feds stuck with tow bill
Elected officials and activists note work vehicles removed lightning fast, resulting in hundreds in fees.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.

Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that

Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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It's not even a conspiracy theory at this point to say that our court system is needlessly complicated in order to maintain the status quo and make it difficult for anyone without wealth to protect themselves from people with wealth
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I have often feared falling in love with my own thoughts and words, but it's clear many are immune to such fears.
It needs to be emphasized that this paragraph is about Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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For each cartoonishly obvious nazi the dems try to woo, they turn away a thousand potential voters.

To normal people, this is terrible electoral math but to dem consultants this is job security.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
well goddammit that sucked
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
fucking criminal
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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They flagged the pole hug? I hate this stupid league
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM