Tommy
@zucko.bsky.social
I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no, you wanted to play little league instead.
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
college football is undefeated
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
college football is undefeated
beautiful day for it too
October 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
beautiful day for it too
ok but I wanna work dumber bc I have a brand to maintain
October 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
ok but I wanna work dumber bc I have a brand to maintain
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
if you graduated high school in the mid 90s, someone local is giving away every CD wallet you've ever opened
August 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if you graduated high school in the mid 90s, someone local is giving away every CD wallet you've ever opened
can confirm it was the same in Michigan. the number of times the "Kamala is for they/them, Trump is for YOU" was, well...
July 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
can confirm it was the same in Michigan. the number of times the "Kamala is for they/them, Trump is for YOU" was, well...
objectively funny that the guy who so delighted in him being among the protected in an in-group/out-group dynamic so quickly became this tweet. gives me hope. he'll be the next secretary of treasury or some shit of course.
July 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
objectively funny that the guy who so delighted in him being among the protected in an in-group/out-group dynamic so quickly became this tweet. gives me hope. he'll be the next secretary of treasury or some shit of course.
they should invent a website that cares if I check this box
July 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
they should invent a website that cares if I check this box
I'm still mad this didn't turn out prophetic
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm still mad this didn't turn out prophetic
if more subscribed to the grassroots combo of faces and punches, we might get somewhere
May 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if more subscribed to the grassroots combo of faces and punches, we might get somewhere
Moses took a middle aged man on Facebook selfie today
April 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Moses took a middle aged man on Facebook selfie today
