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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody
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| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 30's, starving artist turned exhausted grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast 🐈‍⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 | funny skeleton collector |

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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · Oct 22
"Sam I'm in the computer. I'm hittin the penjamin with Tron, man. These biodigital women keep telling me "Pussy in Bio," like, what does it all mean? They don't have pussies, man. They're data."
Jeff Bridges in Tron Legacy. He is in a meditative pose.
yourpalroachie.bsky.social
one of the best feelings in the world is having a creature's absolute trust 🥹💖
a black cat sleeping with her tongue poking out of her mouth just a little bit
January 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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nasty-pink.bsky.social
youtu.be/rKFX-eYjqyg?...
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
yourpalroachie.bsky.social
THE DABLOONS
black cat paws, toebeans turned away from the camera
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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elicia.bsky.social
Gogottes are 30 million year old sandstone concretions, and I think they would be amazing for drawing practice because they're so unknowable.
a sculptural organic looking piece of sandstone a sculptural organic looking piece of sandstone a sculptural organic looking piece of sandstone several small sculptural and organic looking pieces of sandstone
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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milk-ism.bsky.social
Gearing up to make plush friends again! The first set for the year will be themed for Valentine’s Day featuring cupids and imps. Here we have a lovely cupid~ 💘

Aiming for a January 26th drop date on my KoFi shop!
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#plush #artshop #smallbusiness
January 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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dbrauer.net
On you list of real af businesses that deserve unyielding support because they provide it to us, please include Ace Nicollet Hardware:
From Ace Nicollet: Be safe out there! Proper safety equipment is critical when ICE presence increases the potential for unsafe conditions. We hate that this needed, but the least we can do is have safety equipment available for you. (Picture is of gas masks, eye protection)
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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happyyu.bsky.social
Pink apple 🍎💕✨
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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tgk.bsky.social
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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corrodedparadox.bsky.social
Shrimp hat of a shrimp wearing a shrimp hat. Is this anything.
A hat of a shrimp wearing a hat with a shrimp on it
January 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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somecallmejohnny.com
Stickers you can immediately hear.
A custom sticker in the fashion of Smash Bros GAME! graphic that instead says Gay.
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
Guess it's a good time to share this comic I made years ago, as a tribute
Mspaint drawing in the style of a three panel dilbert strip Panel 1 shows dilbert saying "file folder" Panel 2 shows a variety of characters laughing Panel 3 is a close up on a detailed dilbert face saying "my wife left me"
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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ethansacks.bsky.social
Ms. Rachel opened the show, FaceTiming the child artists in Gaza, greeting and hugging fans, and singing to toddlers. Pretty remarkable to witness.

Hours left to see this moving exhibit if you are in New York City.
Ms Rachel
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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smuggerby.bsky.social
Hello #PortfolioDay

I'm a freelance illustrator of dark fantasy. Looking for work on album covers/book covers/ttrpgs/video games...
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
They are going to lose
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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tredlocity.bsky.social
You don't have to like Scott Adams or agree with his views, but please don't harass people who have their Dilbert house in their bio. A lot of kids grew up with Dilbert. Dilbert got us through some tough times. Dilbert saved us. Dilbert saved me. Please let us mourn and process our Dilbert feelings.
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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blipstress.bsky.social
Trot Adams is better than homie's entire ouvre.
jongraywb.bsky.social ✪ New Years Gray ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?” The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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anoroth.com
#PortfolioDay

I'm Anoroth - I'm a freelance illustrator who loves creatures and dynamic scenes 🔥

💌 Contact: anoroth.art@gmail.com
✍️Portfolio&Links anoroth.com
🎨Telegram Art Channel t.me/artbyanoroth

#FurryArt #FantasyArt #Illustration #dragon #bookillustration #tcgart #dndart
A giant bronze dragon elderwyrm is creating different biome worlds on floating islands, rising the into existance. a huge illustration commission for Tempestus, painted by Anoroth Aureum the brown dragon and Tealate the blue dragon are fighting with enemies back to back. Both dragons are assassins yet come from two different worlds. Aureum is in a fantasy foggy forest fighting enemies with bow and arrow, Tealate is in scifi cyberpunk world shooting guns and covering himself with cyber shields. Illustration for BlueHasia, painted by Anoroth Illustration shows a top down view through a hole in a wooden house ceilling. We can see a dynamic scene where Loren the kobold assasin is running away, dramatically holding on to a beam, while a warthog is waiting downstairs with open arms as if she was about to fall into them despite her escape. Illustration featuring a sunlit forest with a pond and big rock in the middle. On the rock sits a big wyvern spreading its wings and looking at the viewer. They wyvern is grey and green hues. Illustration painted by Anoroth, character belongs to Univision Uni
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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laurajedeed.bsky.social
A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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tkingfisher.com
This is AMAZING. Free link further down.
laurajedeed.bsky.social Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 8h
A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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brooklynmarie.bsky.social
I just did this a couple months back and highly recommend it for peace of mind if nothing else
bluejayflyes.bsky.social New Year, New Grip @bluejayflyes.bsky.social · Mar 2
I just read an NPR article that said
“If you were vaccinated between 1968 and 1989, you likely received just one dose of the measles vaccine, instead of the two doses that are standard today.”

I’m covered with my 2 shots but anyone born before 1989 could benefit from another measles shot.
January 13, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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trans.bsky.social
the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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faineg.bsky.social
Do NOT give people home or business addresses in Bluesky DMs. Bluesky DMs are not currently encrypted.

You should only do that in Signal.
January 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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coastalclaws.bsky.social
I’m really struggling to raise the remaining 2️⃣.5️⃣k for surgery, I have 5 weeks. Surgery is on Feb 19th.

I have some bandannas up with necklaces to coming soon. Anything helps out, I’m not sure what else to do 😅

🔗: t.co/BGEx0gbjAI
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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lasrina.bsky.social
I'm just gonna go ahead and post this now.
A Simpsons meme. The first panel is a bus driver saying "Don't make me tap the sign." In the second panel, he taps a sign that says "Don't speak ill of the dead" means "don't make Aunt Maud's funeral about the time she stole your casserole recipe." It doesn't mean we excuse the choices that terrible people made while alive."
January 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM