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yourpalroachie.bsky.social
Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody
@yourpalroachie.bsky.social
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| he/him 🏳️‍⚧️, 30's, starving artist turned exhausted grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast 🐈‍⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 |
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Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody @yourpalroachie.bsky.social · 19d
Any mutuals want to receive a Christmas and/or New Year card? If I start soon I might get them sent out.
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lobitoworks.bsky.social
Fall smells fall smells! LobitoWorks has a wide variety of lovely fursuit spray scents to refresh your suit, plushies, and anything else you can think of!
http://lobitoworks.c...

#fursuitspray #furry
Photo of two bottles of Pupkin Spice fursuit spray posed with two jack-o-lantern pumpkins, cinnamon sticks, and other spices. Photo of a bottle of Candycornucopia fursuit spray held in a hand in front of a Candycorn Bat plush toy, a plastic skull, a jack-o-lantern pumpkin, and a pile of candy corn. Digital artwork of the Apple Dapple fursuit spray label, featuring a cute deer holding caramel apples. One apple has a bite from it. The background implies there's a fair or festival going on. Closeup of a bottle of Leaf Lurker fursuit spray against a space themed backdrop. The label art features a lioness playing in leaves and snarling.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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mohammad2002-02.bsky.social
My brother needs an intestinal repair surgery after suffering a severe tear caused by a gunshot wound to his abdomen.
He needs only $300 so I can cover the cost of the operation and save his life.

Please, any help—even a small onecould save him and give him a chance to recover
💔
gofund.me/bf57c49a
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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kaijunellie.bsky.social
This is pretty fucking rad.
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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meatsema.bsky.social
Nightmares hidden in the depths 🐙
Another late #mermay
June 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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yugsly.bsky.social
My new and inventive genre called "lesbian milfslop"
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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nightlinez.bsky.social
✨🎨COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN🎨✨

✨For the first time in MONTHS I'm OFFICIALLY OPEN✨
~TV Cartoon TF • Retro Scenes • Pokemon Trainer Scenes~
(Other pieces may be inquired)

✨Please see the form for more info!✨
forms.gle/TjMs5W2GYuKd...

🎁 Holiday completion available! 🎁

#furryart #tf #retro #pokemon
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social
update
Bad mood sweary shark
July 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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coelasquid.bsky.social
The Kyodais are together 🖊️🦑
Strung out Majima, with a baseball bat balanced on his shoulders, his jacket and bat look like they’re made of a collage of little ripped up bits of paper Saejima with his hands in his pockets, staring at the Camera, his Jacket and pants look like a collage of little bits of paper
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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khframes.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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shecky.bsky.social
Saruman telling Gandalf, "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind." Response post: "never forget when saruman literally told gandalf 'you've been smoking too much weed bro'" Counter-response: "You're smoking too much weed," says the guy who got addicted to manosphere podcasts on his orb and started a fascist militia with a side hobby of deliberate environmental destruction. Started cutting down trees to own the woke elves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
yourpalroachie.bsky.social
extremely funny replies in this thread, please check it out
docseuss.bsky.social docvember @docseuss.bsky.social · 3d
What's the most devastating burn you've ever heard from a child?
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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gelatinpangolin.bsky.social
these ones, both from my little sister (14) after i sent a face pic
Bruh ur actually annoying shut your pasty chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disown garden nome metronome final chrome student loan jk u dropped out) flint stone ahhhh up Girl my Stache will always be better even if she's bald atleast I don't look like I kidnapped 12 kids from the park
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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meats.bsky.social
I love drawing fish ☺️
#art #wip
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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basil-mage.bsky.social
Bunnuy
Drawing of a purple bunny with the caption; "I will be kind to myself for I am trying my best"
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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hulkhoquinn.bsky.social
New set of guys, imagine these creeps live in the sewer and all have beef with each other.
Illustration of various creatures. Ttrpg art design
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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whistberry.bsky.social
All this #SnailPosting reminded me of the time I gathered up all the empty shells in the garden and did this... 🤷‍♂️🐌
Photo of a snail-shaped shape made entirely of different sizes of snail shells which are different shades of beige from nearly white to a light brown.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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bettyjiang.bsky.social
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
yourpalroachie.bsky.social
turns out I can stab wool pretty adequately with my left hand
work-in-progress needle felted owl on a painted wooden rectangle. it does not have eyes or feet yet.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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doaa52.bsky.social
I was absent for three days. I had my gallbladder removed due to the lack of healthy food and the many infections in my body☹️. I am now in pain. Please donate to pay for the operation, buy medicine and healthy food. Everything here is expensive. Donate, I beg you.😭
gofund.me/7fc0e346
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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nooskadraws.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️happy transgender awareness week!🏳️‍⚧️
hire trans people! buy from trans artists! support the trans community! 🙏
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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josie.zone
{marketing meeting}

VALVE CEO: Hmm let's see... does anyone here know who's addicted to Valve products and buys weird hardware at the drop of a hat?

GAY INTERN: {quietly} Sir… I have to teach you a term right now…

CEO: Is it "Six Sigma"? Because I'm way ahead of you

INTERN: No, no… it's… "T4T"…
josie.zone 🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman 🕎 @josie.zone · 2d
Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
Lesbians
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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robinsloth.bsky.social
This peacock wants to remind you that we never cross a picket line

Don't buy from Starbucks during the strike!
A peacock stands on dusty and rocky ground with its long tail feathers down and held behind it. Its body is sideways but its head has turned to look directly at the camera.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
yourpalroachie.bsky.social
please look at this beautiful donut
nightlinez.bsky.social NightlineZ 📼 GOH NYFB+FM @nightlinez.bsky.social · 2d
One of my Dunks has been going all out with decorating 🍩

One day I WILL GET BURGER to share (glazed donut cut in half with a chocolate one inside)
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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frecklesfrack.bsky.social
Sorry to be a bother. If anyone has 15 for diapers and juice I'd really appreciate it. Im still in bed sick, have to get up to drive so please help, I just wanna go back to bed fast.

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November 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM