Petty Officer First Class Balls Reporting for Doody
@yourpalroachie.bsky.social
| he/him 🏳️⚧️, 30's, starving artist turned exhausted grocery store worker | black cat enthusiast 🐈⬛ | arthropod appreciator 🪲 |
💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖
#GLLANGGANG
💖 MY WIFE @eerieemilie.bsky.social 💖
#GLLANGGANG
turns out I can stab wool pretty adequately with my left hand
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
turns out I can stab wool pretty adequately with my left hand
oh no it's in the danger zone
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
oh no it's in the danger zone
THOSE EARS
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
THOSE EARS
When it's only 1982 but my penis hat gets 5G
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When it's only 1982 but my penis hat gets 5G
Darth Maul is a Kiki
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Darth Maul is a Kiki
this is what I look like after 5 years on testosterone
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this is what I look like after 5 years on testosterone
"Sam I'm in the computer. I'm hittin the penjamin with Tron, man. These biodigital women keep telling me "Pussy in Bio," like, what does it all mean? They don't have pussies, man. They're data."
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Sam I'm in the computer. I'm hittin the penjamin with Tron, man. These biodigital women keep telling me "Pussy in Bio," like, what does it all mean? They don't have pussies, man. They're data."
I'm not allowed to do anything today
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I'm not allowed to do anything today
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Needed to send some pics of Runty on here so may as well post them because everyone should see my beautiful baby
October 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Needed to send some pics of Runty on here so may as well post them because everyone should see my beautiful baby
anyway I'm supposed to be taking a nap but I had to log on to shit talk my silly feline daughter
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anyway I'm supposed to be taking a nap but I had to log on to shit talk my silly feline daughter
I wish I liked coin pusher games because this one rules
October 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I wish I liked coin pusher games because this one rules
my wife flawlessly yoinked this tiny cat plushie out of a crane game at Round 1
October 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
my wife flawlessly yoinked this tiny cat plushie out of a crane game at Round 1
guys will see this and go "hell yeah"
October 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
guys will see this and go "hell yeah"
this bit is so beautifully worded, I want to print it out and frame it
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
this bit is so beautifully worded, I want to print it out and frame it
October 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
a family member is buying me a cheesecake pan in exchange for making them a cheesecake so now I'm sitting here like
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
a family member is buying me a cheesecake pan in exchange for making them a cheesecake so now I'm sitting here like
September 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Done!
September 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Done!
her talents are so versatile
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
her talents are so versatile
I didn't know count chocula transitioned. Good for her
September 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I didn't know count chocula transitioned. Good for her
my phone is full of incomprehensible notes written while zooted and/or half asleep but this one is cooking
September 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
my phone is full of incomprehensible notes written while zooted and/or half asleep but this one is cooking
Ever since I got sick and had to spend the better half of two days on the toilet, Runty has become my poopin buddy
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ever since I got sick and had to spend the better half of two days on the toilet, Runty has become my poopin buddy
she claims her enclosure is too small
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
she claims her enclosure is too small
the beast who yells at me every time I poop
September 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the beast who yells at me every time I poop