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SomecallmeJohnny
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Content Creator ™ on YouTube. I make videos and try to be entertaining, if applicable. Huge mark for Sonic, Final Fantasy, and Metroid. The sane man of SGB.
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Sonic's back on the racetrack, and hopefully not accruing severe gambling debts. Meanwhile, Eggman is playing with his dolls again. Let's take a look at Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic Rumble!

Link: youtu.be/JfC2PhVoMTM
Won my first multiplayer commander tonight. I think I get it now.
January 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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I'm facing homelessness & being kicked from the Isle of Man back to the UK since my neighbor was my landlord and with her passing, my home falls back to the government who want me gone by Jan 15th.

I've attached a image with more info. Anything helps this is serious. ko-fi.com/experimentt
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
What the fuck is my country doing, man.
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Who am I sharing awkward looks at next week at Magfest?
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Happy New Year, everyone. I don't have much to say outside of the usual sappy shit, but I'm still here, I'm still alive, and that matters.

That said, 2026 is gonna be the 15th anniversary of the Johnny Vs series, so I should probably get to being alive a little better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
That's Metroid Prime 4 100% complete.

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Huh.
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's been over ten years since I created Jehanne and began my adventures properly in FFXIV, so I wanted to get a commission of her to celebrate. Thanks again so much to @coconutcatcat.bsky.social for giving me something to smile at for the New Year. #FFXIV #ffxivart
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
For Christmas, Elliot and Nora joined forces and got me the Batwing from Batman Forever. I originally got this in 1995, since I deeply enjoyed the Batwing’s design in the movie. Alas, I was a kid, and it eventually degraded over time. Think I’ll keep this for display only. :P
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Work in progress 💯🔥 hope you enjoyed prime 4 goat currently playing black mesa rn @somecallmejohnny.com happy holidays :)
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In my downtime, I've been playing Tales of the Abyss for the first time with @fbfishslap.bsky.social. Originally, I tried playing the 3DS version, but quickly realized "Hey, maybe not this way." So I whipped out the CRT, loaded up Nora's PS2 copy and taking myself back to my high school days.
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Bringing this one from the other website

Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
December 15, 2024 at 5:51 PM
the #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go

....uh oh.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
As much as Everything Burns cooks, I think Absolute Tyranny is my favorite track of this tier. It elicits an 80s metal vibe that I just can't get enough of.

youtu.be/JHnhd_0GiQg
The Tyrant Theme "Absolute Tyranny" - FFXIV OST
YouTube video by Uvi
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December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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We're ready for raaaaaaaid~ w/ @somecallmejohnny.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was given a small sketchpad at the age of five to do what I want. Started as a curiosity, then become a full-fledge passion when I realized the cause and effect. Creating art makes my family/friends happy. It makes me happy. Seeing my thoughts realized makes me happy.

I like being happy.
With all this awful news going on i wanna ask this question once again to fellow artists and general creatives. What got YOU into art? what sparked that motivation to start writing? what made you wanna pick up a camera and start taking pics? Like share with us your reasons.
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m focusing Black and Blue for now and keeping it strictly Final Fantasy until I’m comfortable enough. MTG’s card pool is frankly intimidating.
Any specific type of deck you are planning?
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’m beginning to sift through my collection to construct my first standard MTG deck, and, as a longtime Final Fantasy fan, this particular Cid variant makes me laugh.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I plan on revisiting the whole trilogy after Prime 4. I wanted to make a video BEFORE Prime 4's release, but I promised myself not to rush big videos again for the sake of holidays or sponsors.
I'm curious if you'll redo the Prime trilogy someday since the video you did for them are relatively ancient and I'd like to hear your thoughts on the three games since then, on top of maybe a bit about Remastered, as someone who just finished Primes 2 and 3 a couple weeks ago
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Sonic's back on the racetrack, and hopefully not accruing severe gambling debts. Meanwhile, Eggman is playing with his dolls again. Let's take a look at Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic Rumble!

Link: youtu.be/JfC2PhVoMTM
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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why am I getting surprised that super popular mmo final fantasy xiv is played by the sonic review man
Sonic's back on the racetrack, and hopefully not accruing severe gambling debts. Meanwhile, Eggman is playing with his dolls again. Let's take a look at Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic Rumble!

Link: youtu.be/JfC2PhVoMTM
December 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sonic's back on the racetrack, and hopefully not accruing severe gambling debts. Meanwhile, Eggman is playing with his dolls again. Let's take a look at Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic Rumble!

Link: youtu.be/JfC2PhVoMTM
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sadly, I think it’s time to retire my old Luigi mug. I’ve had it for well over ten years and I’m surprised it lived this long.
December 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The plan is releasing the Sonic Racing/Rumble video next, then Prime 4 before the year's end. Currently playing it for myself right now.

But I'm also bringing back Spotlight tomorrow to give you guys something to chew on until the next Versus video is finished.
@somecallmejohnny.com So now that Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is available, I was wondering: Are you going to finish reviewing Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic Rumble first, or are you going to put that process on pause and immediately start working on the Metroid Prime 4: Beyond review?
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM