The Golden Bolt
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The Golden Bolt
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· Oct 20
Since a lot of you seem new/not from bird app (hi) - other places to find me:
Cool game history docs/retrospectives youtube.com/@TheGoldenBolt
Cool podcast with other cool creators @crub.org
Cool pretending to have a schedule twitch.tv/TheGoldenBolt
He only gets the ball if you follow all of these
Cool game history docs/retrospectives youtube.com/@TheGoldenBolt
Cool podcast with other cool creators @crub.org
Cool pretending to have a schedule twitch.tv/TheGoldenBolt
He only gets the ball if you follow all of these
Usually I don't, but lemme add to the pile:
I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues
At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft
I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues
At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Usually I don't, but lemme add to the pile:
I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues
At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft
I was doxxed (thankfully w/ wrong info) because someone thought my 2001-2005 Sega docu wasn't nice enough to convicted felon Yuji Naka. I was...quoting Naka & his colleagues
At least now we know why Swen wore a suit of armor to the Game Awards: He's soft
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January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
it's so over high gardeners
January 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
it's so over high gardeners
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Thanks everyone who bought PaperKlay! It’s thanks to you that I can look at my own apartment now! ❤️
Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹
Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹
🐣PaperKlay is now available!🐔
A 3D Platformer where you rotate and unfold a paper and cardboard world!
Meet fully voiced characters on your adventure!
Featuring the Banjo-Kazooie composer on the title track!
Poured my heart into this game, I hope you like it!
RT to help 💜
A 3D Platformer where you rotate and unfold a paper and cardboard world!
Meet fully voiced characters on your adventure!
Featuring the Banjo-Kazooie composer on the title track!
Poured my heart into this game, I hope you like it!
RT to help 💜
January 25, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Thanks everyone who bought PaperKlay! It’s thanks to you that I can look at my own apartment now! ❤️
Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹
Very very grateful, been reading through Steam reviews as well 🥹
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Somehow no one had made one of these for tenor gif search, so I have done the needful
January 25, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Somehow no one had made one of these for tenor gif search, so I have done the needful
i should call her
Pre-Order: Mario Wonder Talking Flower $34.99 via My Nintendo. https://ow.ly/Cg8k50Y1fSG
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i should call her
Fun fact! My first vid was released JUST before the Nintendo Direct that revealed Star Fox Guard, 10 years ago in March.
The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.
The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Fun fact! My first vid was released JUST before the Nintendo Direct that revealed Star Fox Guard, 10 years ago in March.
The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.
The Golden Bolt existed in a world without Slippy's Uncle Grippy for exactly 1 hour, 33 mins, & 21 seconds. What a horrible 93 minutes that was.
don't you ever forget it
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
don't you ever forget it
Sanzaru went out of its way to pitch Sly 4 JUST because they wanted to play another one.
They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.
They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.
Meta shuts down Armature Studio, Sanzaru Games, and Twisted Pixel www.gematsu.com/2026/01/meta...
January 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Sanzaru went out of its way to pitch Sly 4 JUST because they wanted to play another one.
They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.
They proceeded to make Sony's cleanest HD collection as proof they could be trusted, and then made a pretty dang good Sly 4 despite loads of hurdles.
LIVE 🟣 www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt
Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay
Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
LIVE 🟣 www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt
Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay
Alternating Souls games with every death/sub/channel points/etc., come fuck with my peak kino gameplay
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2025 PREDICTION REACTIONS
2026 PREDICTIONS
(and)
REACTING TO YOUR 2026 PREDICTIONS
THE WOLF IS ONLINE...GET READY...
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
2026 PREDICTIONS
(and)
REACTING TO YOUR 2026 PREDICTIONS
THE WOLF IS ONLINE...GET READY...
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
2025 PREDICTION REACTIONS
2026 PREDICTIONS
(and)
REACTING TO YOUR 2026 PREDICTIONS
THE WOLF IS ONLINE...GET READY...
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
2026 PREDICTIONS
(and)
REACTING TO YOUR 2026 PREDICTIONS
THE WOLF IS ONLINE...GET READY...
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
only just now found out this game's called "Yoshi and the Indescribable Illustrated Encyclopedia" in Japanese
gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation
gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
only just now found out this game's called "Yoshi and the Indescribable Illustrated Encyclopedia" in Japanese
gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation
gamers, we have our new Yoshi's Universal Gravitation
LIVE www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt
I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)
I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)
January 6, 2026 at 12:13 AM
LIVE www.twitch.tv/thegoldenbolt
I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)
I'm playing TWO Souls games at once, alternating with every death (or if/when chat wants me to suffer more)
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Sonic Unleashed
just started rewatching breaking bad and opened bluesky for the first time this year, only to see this.
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
just started rewatching breaking bad and opened bluesky for the first time this year, only to see this.
Don't think you understand how hard you should buy Pipistrello. One of 2025's best (and highest-rated) games, maybe the best GBA aesthetic in a game yet, actually funny.
$14 is theft
$14 is theft
(PCDD) Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo $13.99 via Steam. https://ow.ly/lboX50XQjoh
eShop. https://ow.ly/l3I850XQjoe
Steam Winter Sale. https://ow.ly/Hi8U50XLBRm
eShop. https://ow.ly/l3I850XQjoe
Steam Winter Sale. https://ow.ly/Hi8U50XLBRm
December 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Don't think you understand how hard you should buy Pipistrello. One of 2025's best (and highest-rated) games, maybe the best GBA aesthetic in a game yet, actually funny.
$14 is theft
$14 is theft
You cannot consciously choose to shart, and I think that's profound.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
You cannot consciously choose to shart, and I think that's profound.
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I'M SO MAD
We mostly liked Metroid Prime 4! Controversial! However, there are a LOT of issues to dig into, exactly 1:52:44 worth
Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast
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We Liked Metroid Prime 4, But...
A Beyond-Lengthy Spoilercast. Get it? Please?
Featuring
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@ThatTravGuy
@Wayneisboss
@TheCrawl
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December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'M SO MAD
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We mostly liked Metroid Prime 4! Controversial! However, there are a LOT of issues to dig into, exactly 1:52:44 worth
Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast
Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast
We Liked Metroid Prime 4, But...
A Beyond-Lengthy Spoilercast. Get it? Please?
Featuring
@TheGoldenBolt
@ThatTravGuy
@Wayneisboss
@TheCrawl
MORE PLACES TO FIND US
Crubscribe ► https://bit.ly/Crubcast
Get the show early and get…
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December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We mostly liked Metroid Prime 4! Controversial! However, there are a LOT of issues to dig into, exactly 1:52:44 worth
Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast
Join @thattravguy.bsky.social, @thegoldenbolt.net, & guests @brendanlh.bsky.social & @wayneisboss.bsky.social for the web's only* Prime 4 spoilercast
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crub christmas eve gaming
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
crub christmas eve gaming
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Watch us watch our toys play the game instead of us!
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Watch us watch our toys play the game instead of us!
FIRST ANNUAL @crub.org SMASH BROS. AMIIBO TOURNAMENT
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December 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
FIRST ANNUAL @crub.org SMASH BROS. AMIIBO TOURNAMENT
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