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Mobile game ads have gone too far
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Mobile game ads have gone too far
Imagine these, everywhere, in a huge desert that has almost nothing else in it.
The game's first dungeon also makes you get a driver's license, it's the funniest Metroid game ever made
The game's first dungeon also makes you get a driver's license, it's the funniest Metroid game ever made
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Imagine these, everywhere, in a huge desert that has almost nothing else in it.
The game's first dungeon also makes you get a driver's license, it's the funniest Metroid game ever made
The game's first dungeon also makes you get a driver's license, it's the funniest Metroid game ever made
Unintentionally the funniest Metroid game of all time.
How many layers of approval did "Samus gets her driver's license with a Mario Kart post-race mission complete screen" have to pass through?
How many layers of approval did "Samus gets her driver's license with a Mario Kart post-race mission complete screen" have to pass through?
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Unintentionally the funniest Metroid game of all time.
How many layers of approval did "Samus gets her driver's license with a Mario Kart post-race mission complete screen" have to pass through?
How many layers of approval did "Samus gets her driver's license with a Mario Kart post-race mission complete screen" have to pass through?
the numbers don't lie
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the numbers don't lie
yeah I guess that works
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
yeah I guess that works
I lost my count when going from 280-290 and went back to 280 just in case, so I'm somewhere between 378-388. Not all to completion, but I only counted ones I could say I actually "played" (not just for 10 mins or something).
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I lost my count when going from 280-290 and went back to 280 just in case, so I'm somewhere between 378-388. Not all to completion, but I only counted ones I could say I actually "played" (not just for 10 mins or something).
My therapist: App Store Drake can't hurt you, he's not real
App Store Drake:
App Store Drake:
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My therapist: App Store Drake can't hurt you, he's not real
App Store Drake:
App Store Drake:
They'd better keep this scene exactly the same in Kiwami 3
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
They'd better keep this scene exactly the same in Kiwami 3
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What's the most in-game currency types you've ever seen in one game?
Is it 7? Because I got 7.
Is it 7? Because I got 7.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
What's the most in-game currency types you've ever seen in one game?
Is it 7? Because I got 7.
Is it 7? Because I got 7.
Prob late to the jump on this: It was clear R&C Ranger Rumble was a Bubsyesque licensed reskin of one of the dev's other games.
BUT, I didn't realize it's a licensed reskin of the game we all said "oh that's literally a R&C hero shooter" when it was in a Direct.
No wonder it's actually kinda solid
BUT, I didn't realize it's a licensed reskin of the game we all said "oh that's literally a R&C hero shooter" when it was in a Direct.
No wonder it's actually kinda solid
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Prob late to the jump on this: It was clear R&C Ranger Rumble was a Bubsyesque licensed reskin of one of the dev's other games.
BUT, I didn't realize it's a licensed reskin of the game we all said "oh that's literally a R&C hero shooter" when it was in a Direct.
No wonder it's actually kinda solid
BUT, I didn't realize it's a licensed reskin of the game we all said "oh that's literally a R&C hero shooter" when it was in a Direct.
No wonder it's actually kinda solid
We got TWO Ratchet games this year, can't believe how unhappy some people are 😤
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We got TWO Ratchet games this year, can't believe how unhappy some people are 😤
In 1hr, I'm hosting @crub.org's NEW worst game show, Almost True Trivia, the show where every answer's not quite right!
I show my friends how little I care for them by lying about video game, TV, and movie trivia, and making them find the lie.
Show 7:30p, preshow 7p
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
I show my friends how little I care for them by lying about video game, TV, and movie trivia, and making them find the lie.
Show 7:30p, preshow 7p
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
November 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In 1hr, I'm hosting @crub.org's NEW worst game show, Almost True Trivia, the show where every answer's not quite right!
I show my friends how little I care for them by lying about video game, TV, and movie trivia, and making them find the lie.
Show 7:30p, preshow 7p
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
I show my friends how little I care for them by lying about video game, TV, and movie trivia, and making them find the lie.
Show 7:30p, preshow 7p
www.twitch.tv/crub_official
Lumiose has gotta be the worst city to live in in the Pokemon world.
People & Pokemon stomping/fighting on your roof at all times, a dozen fire-lions right outside your apartment ready to rip you to shreds, & randomized, automated hologram battle gates that'll trap you in a mall for an entire night
People & Pokemon stomping/fighting on your roof at all times, a dozen fire-lions right outside your apartment ready to rip you to shreds, & randomized, automated hologram battle gates that'll trap you in a mall for an entire night
October 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lumiose has gotta be the worst city to live in in the Pokemon world.
People & Pokemon stomping/fighting on your roof at all times, a dozen fire-lions right outside your apartment ready to rip you to shreds, & randomized, automated hologram battle gates that'll trap you in a mall for an entire night
People & Pokemon stomping/fighting on your roof at all times, a dozen fire-lions right outside your apartment ready to rip you to shreds, & randomized, automated hologram battle gates that'll trap you in a mall for an entire night
not for nothing, this might be the funniest pokemon game
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
not for nothing, this might be the funniest pokemon game
My curse is having my first Shiny in every new Pokemon game be the most common one that nobody thinks is cool anymore, in an area that's almost out of reach.
I got two good ones an hour later, so it worked out, but it's legit been three games in a row of this.
I got two good ones an hour later, so it worked out, but it's legit been three games in a row of this.
October 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My curse is having my first Shiny in every new Pokemon game be the most common one that nobody thinks is cool anymore, in an area that's almost out of reach.
I got two good ones an hour later, so it worked out, but it's legit been three games in a row of this.
I got two good ones an hour later, so it worked out, but it's legit been three games in a row of this.
Yooka Laylee was one of the few collectathons I could never bring myself to finish (even as a DK64 supporter). Hell, I never got past the World 2, because it just bored & annoyed me every time I tried.
Replaylee's an odd frankengame, but it did what it needed to: It made collecting feel fun again.
Replaylee's an odd frankengame, but it did what it needed to: It made collecting feel fun again.
October 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Yooka Laylee was one of the few collectathons I could never bring myself to finish (even as a DK64 supporter). Hell, I never got past the World 2, because it just bored & annoyed me every time I tried.
Replaylee's an odd frankengame, but it did what it needed to: It made collecting feel fun again.
Replaylee's an odd frankengame, but it did what it needed to: It made collecting feel fun again.
All our ducks are in a row, so I get to be the lucky one to break the news:
We found the lost R&C game. The final surviving copy was exactly where I predicted it'd be 6 years ago(!), & several folks followed that lead to come together, dump, unencrypt, and safely archive it.
Full vid tomorrow!
We found the lost R&C game. The final surviving copy was exactly where I predicted it'd be 6 years ago(!), & several folks followed that lead to come together, dump, unencrypt, and safely archive it.
Full vid tomorrow!
October 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
All our ducks are in a row, so I get to be the lucky one to break the news:
We found the lost R&C game. The final surviving copy was exactly where I predicted it'd be 6 years ago(!), & several folks followed that lead to come together, dump, unencrypt, and safely archive it.
Full vid tomorrow!
We found the lost R&C game. The final surviving copy was exactly where I predicted it'd be 6 years ago(!), & several folks followed that lead to come together, dump, unencrypt, and safely archive it.
Full vid tomorrow!
The original XFL's Memphis Maniax team logo looks like a mid-2000s Guitar Hero dev's logo
October 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The original XFL's Memphis Maniax team logo looks like a mid-2000s Guitar Hero dev's logo