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“Hardly anyone does this well on cognitive tests” yeah bro they only give them to people with dementia
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“Hardly anyone does this well on cognitive tests” yeah bro they only give them to people with dementia
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
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all rivers should be lazy
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
all rivers should be lazy
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When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
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a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a coke nail but for parmesan cheese
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If you’re currently lost in a corn maze, your best bet is going to be hunkering down for the night
October 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If you’re currently lost in a corn maze, your best bet is going to be hunkering down for the night
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generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead
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for halloween i am going to dress as the concept of liberal democracy (but slutty)
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
for halloween i am going to dress as the concept of liberal democracy (but slutty)
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Nobody knows your struggles like your calculator app
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nobody knows your struggles like your calculator app
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Shit, man. You can be Stephen Miller if you want to. The possibilities are endless.
October 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Shit, man. You can be Stephen Miller if you want to. The possibilities are endless.
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Good morning from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Yes, I still love that my coworker named her that.
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Yes, I still love that my coworker named her that.
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🎶 it's the most predictable time of the year 🎶
When people hurry to tell you how cool they are because they're desperately not listening to Taylor Swift
When people hurry to tell you how cool they are because they're desperately not listening to Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
🎶 it's the most predictable time of the year 🎶
When people hurry to tell you how cool they are because they're desperately not listening to Taylor Swift
When people hurry to tell you how cool they are because they're desperately not listening to Taylor Swift
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They are literally canceling culture
September 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
They are literally canceling culture
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September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
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People literally bled & died fighting against corporate interests, robber barons, corrupt local & state politicians, cops & hired killers, & the federal government & US military for better working conditions for the rest of us so reflect on that today for just a bit while you're doing whatever else.
September 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
People literally bled & died fighting against corporate interests, robber barons, corrupt local & state politicians, cops & hired killers, & the federal government & US military for better working conditions for the rest of us so reflect on that today for just a bit while you're doing whatever else.
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WESH-TV - Protesters in Orlando have repainted the Pulse Memorial crosswalk after Florida state-directed crews removed the rainbow stripes that honor the 49 lives lost during the 2016 massacre.
Protesters repaint crosswalk near Pulse while FDOT paints over more roadways
State and city officials are disputing which roadways violate FDOT rules.
www.wesh.com
August 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
WESH-TV - Protesters in Orlando have repainted the Pulse Memorial crosswalk after Florida state-directed crews removed the rainbow stripes that honor the 49 lives lost during the 2016 massacre.
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can you have the broccoli fade and be an adult? I think that's illegal but I'm not sure
July 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
can you have the broccoli fade and be an adult? I think that's illegal but I'm not sure
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I typed "I am a sentient being" into the Speak 'n' Spell. What happened next shook me to my core
July 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I typed "I am a sentient being" into the Speak 'n' Spell. What happened next shook me to my core
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literally WHO is cheating and having sex with ken paxton .... i love women but come on ladies... come on now
July 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
literally WHO is cheating and having sex with ken paxton .... i love women but come on ladies... come on now
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Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
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June 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tips For Keeping Pets Safe In Hot Weather
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i cannot wait for the wokeness blowback so bad. wokeness is going to be so much more widespread and powerful than ever before
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i cannot wait for the wokeness blowback so bad. wokeness is going to be so much more widespread and powerful than ever before
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in my experience being alive is mainly running errands
June 12, 2025 at 4:54 AM
in my experience being alive is mainly running errands
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I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love reading serious stories about guys who believe AGI is real, it feels like a bunch of millionaires plotting to find and capture Santa Claus