Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
cyber(punk) threat intel. cyber operations, counterintelligence, russia, iran. i see kanly today in everything. “bloody inertia interspersed with bouts of bloody frenzy.”
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
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Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
· Oct 21
We all, for better or worse, strive for proximity to history. But the closer one gets, the more uncomfortable one usually is.
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This is going to look great up in a screen at the Hague
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is going to look great up in a screen at the Hague
it’s a call to jihad
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
it’s a call to jihad
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the legend of bobby2pistols
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the legend of bobby2pistols
Thinking about this for no particular reason.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Thinking about this for no particular reason.
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i give up. burn it all down
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i give up. burn it all down
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Most IR theory is like, "what if the true meaning of He-Man comes through the voice of Skeletor?"
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Most IR theory is like, "what if the true meaning of He-Man comes through the voice of Skeletor?"
there is only one person who has earned the right to talk about thucydides in my presence and that’s @brasidas.bsky.social. and even he’s met with skepticism.
Melians: please do not do a Peloponnesian War to us!
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
Athenian general implausibly named "Da Baby Stabber": imma do it tho
--- Every political theorist for the next 3000 years: this is genius.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
there is only one person who has earned the right to talk about thucydides in my presence and that’s @brasidas.bsky.social. and even he’s met with skepticism.
The SCP Foundation has apologized for allowing Mr Beast to break containment
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The SCP Foundation has apologized for allowing Mr Beast to break containment
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
my two most expensive hobbies are 40K and cool jackets and that’s ok
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
my two most expensive hobbies are 40K and cool jackets and that’s ok
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Tony Stark: [farts while in iron man suit]
Jarvis: wretched, sir
Jarvis: wretched, sir
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Tony Stark: [farts while in iron man suit]
Jarvis: wretched, sir
Jarvis: wretched, sir
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editor: you write that long poem about satan?
john milton: yup real fuckin sexy just like you asked
editor: what
john milton: yup real fuckin sexy just like you asked
editor: what
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
editor: you write that long poem about satan?
john milton: yup real fuckin sexy just like you asked
editor: what
john milton: yup real fuckin sexy just like you asked
editor: what
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a lot of imaginative fiction is actually assuming that incidental and contingent traits of 20th century america are properties of the universe
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
a lot of imaginative fiction is actually assuming that incidental and contingent traits of 20th century america are properties of the universe
the main value of paradise lost always has been, and will be, war in heaven lore and demon flavor-text.
One of the great things about PARADISE LOST is that it really engages with how unfathomably *weird* those stories really are.
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the main value of paradise lost always has been, and will be, war in heaven lore and demon flavor-text.
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One of the great things about PARADISE LOST is that it really engages with how unfathomably *weird* those stories really are.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One of the great things about PARADISE LOST is that it really engages with how unfathomably *weird* those stories really are.
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Bruce Wayne character, at its very core, doesnt function properly from the start if there wasnt an extremely dry british man there for whitty reparte
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bruce Wayne character, at its very core, doesnt function properly from the start if there wasnt an extremely dry british man there for whitty reparte
this is why i listen to 40K audiobooks almost exclusively these days: daddy needs his stories and his stories need to set him free.
at book clubs and literary events i meet people who are intelligent, discerning, and capable of having a good conversation. the issue is that they feel overburdened by life and simply want something that can tide them over and keep them going. they know it is slop, but that is the point
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
this is why i listen to 40K audiobooks almost exclusively these days: daddy needs his stories and his stories need to set him free.
mfw i tell people i’ve never worked on the high side
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
mfw i tell people i’ve never worked on the high side
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Pied piper: plays flute
Rats: oh shit is that a steely dan cover?
Rats: oh shit is that a steely dan cover?
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Pied piper: plays flute
Rats: oh shit is that a steely dan cover?
Rats: oh shit is that a steely dan cover?
right-wing folks love AI slop because the stuff they want would never be produced by anyone with an ounce of artistic talent
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
right-wing folks love AI slop because the stuff they want would never be produced by anyone with an ounce of artistic talent
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
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“Yeah. I remember Jerry. Good friend of mine. … You know, I never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Yeah. I remember Jerry. Good friend of mine. … You know, I never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine.”