Japan: oh the ever mysterious, if regal Fox. May the warmth of kitsune bring a most bountiful harvest and much honor upon this dojo Denmark: THAT RAT DOG CANNOT BE TRUSTED. LOOK AT THIS THIEVING LIL FUCK. TRYING TO TRICK ME, A SERVANT OF CHRIST. BEGONE RAT DOG.
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Japan: oh the ever mysterious, if regal Fox. May the warmth of kitsune bring a most bountiful harvest and much honor upon this dojo Denmark: THAT RAT DOG CANNOT BE TRUSTED. LOOK AT THIS THIEVING LIL FUCK. TRYING TO TRICK ME, A SERVANT OF CHRIST. BEGONE RAT DOG.
This era gets maligned a lot for the "oh no I'm powerless against YELLOW" story bit, but what people don't know is Hal's solution to this is "I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here"
February 8, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This era gets maligned a lot for the "oh no I'm powerless against YELLOW" story bit, but what people don't know is Hal's solution to this is "I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here"
Hal Jordan loves his lil Eskimo buddy. Getting him out of scrapes, defending him from discrimination, having to fight an eastern block villain with supersonic powers to get a stamp for Thomas' stamp collection. Still real fast and loose with the slurs tho.
Silver Age Hal Jordan does this thing where he keeps calling Kalmaku *sigh* just, not great slang for Alaskan Inuit. But at the same time constantly praises his abilities and defends him from discrimination. It's oddly endearing.
Naaah. Hal is median prejudice for any given era he's in. (We do not talk about Thomas Kalmaku and nicknames he was given)
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Hal Jordan loves his lil Eskimo buddy. Getting him out of scrapes, defending him from discrimination, having to fight an eastern block villain with supersonic powers to get a stamp for Thomas' stamp collection. Still real fast and loose with the slurs tho.
getting spinzoned buy the trade deadline moves and beating the pistons intop thinking The Wzards Are Back, Maybe somebody old yeller me behind the woodshed
February 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
getting spinzoned buy the trade deadline moves and beating the pistons intop thinking The Wzards Are Back, Maybe somebody old yeller me behind the woodshed
were Asoiaf does do a bit of meta work is that it commits to show a whole bunch of characters that are "pffft that shit aint real, i have real stuff to deal with" when it comes to the esoteric parts of the world
the big oraching plot point is "teh only way the army of undead ice golems can be defeated is if the mystical fire jesus is ressurected so sayth the propehcy" like who are you fooling. you made a fun fanatsy worlds who cares!
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
were Asoiaf does do a bit of meta work is that it commits to show a whole bunch of characters that are "pffft that shit aint real, i have real stuff to deal with" when it comes to the esoteric parts of the world