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Whenever this movie commited to me 2025's version of 1990's version of dystopian 2008 it's great
Running man tickets are locked in for this weekend, but I am prepared for Glen to become The Action Man for the next twenty years
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Whenever this movie commited to me 2025's version of 1990's version of dystopian 2008 it's great
Uncle Phenotypes
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Uncle Phenotypes
Medieval Peasant Brain Epidemic theory continues its win streak
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Medieval Peasant Brain Epidemic theory continues its win streak
It's A Few Small Beers O'Clock
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's A Few Small Beers O'Clock
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i wonder if theres numerous science fiction films from the 70s that posit wheter this is an insane idea or not, alas we will never know
This specific abolitionist seems to be pro-“drug everyone into nonviolence,” which…it is definitely a take
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i wonder if theres numerous science fiction films from the 70s that posit wheter this is an insane idea or not, alas we will never know
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Olivia Nuzzi:... i can't do this *wipes tear* but I *cant* not be with you.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
September 21, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Olivia Nuzzi:... i can't do this *wipes tear* but I *cant* not be with you.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
RFK jr: [THE DEAFENING SOUND OF BALL BEARINGS STUCK IN A BLENDER SET TO PUREE]
ON: *coquettish laugh* you're so wise Robert.
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Poaster: there's no "referee" that's gonna fix all your problems libs, the rules will not save you.
Legendary Bushwacker and psychopath Jack "Skullfucker" Watson: you tell em partner. String em up and let Satan sort em out.
Poaster: waitno.
Legendary Bushwacker and psychopath Jack "Skullfucker" Watson: you tell em partner. String em up and let Satan sort em out.
Poaster: waitno.
"There's no referee, there's just collective power" feels like post grad gobbledygook for "me and the boys are 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘺" to me.
January 4, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Poaster: there's no "referee" that's gonna fix all your problems libs, the rules will not save you.
Legendary Bushwacker and psychopath Jack "Skullfucker" Watson: you tell em partner. String em up and let Satan sort em out.
Poaster: waitno.
Legendary Bushwacker and psychopath Jack "Skullfucker" Watson: you tell em partner. String em up and let Satan sort em out.
Poaster: waitno.
"form of abuse that is defacto decriminalised right now anyway" i am going to become the fucking joker
Maybe we can stop thinking reactionary thought is salacious and delightful without bringing this kind of shit back. (Was it ever gone?)
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"form of abuse that is defacto decriminalised right now anyway" i am going to become the fucking joker
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RUNNING RIOT. Gained the lead! I'm sorry to report, I have a new BONER RECORD. Mount KILLimanjaro!
Halo 2 killstreak announcer for me
August 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
RUNNING RIOT. Gained the lead! I'm sorry to report, I have a new BONER RECORD. Mount KILLimanjaro!
"okay whats your most woke take, like really out there" what site do you think were on rn
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"okay whats your most woke take, like really out there" what site do you think were on rn
forced voice memo text to speech. some takes on here will be funnier if i hear your guy's voice trying to sound serious
If you could change one thing about Bluesky, what would it be?
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
forced voice memo text to speech. some takes on here will be funnier if i hear your guy's voice trying to sound serious
the United States/UK of 1975 was so cartoonishly shitty, destitute and crime ridden you can *almost* excuse our grandparents for electing reactionaries 4 years later
No. No. It's absurd enough to think this for Americans, but fucking Brits!? Do you not know your own history!? Part of the country was in a civil war!
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the United States/UK of 1975 was so cartoonishly shitty, destitute and crime ridden you can *almost* excuse our grandparents for electing reactionaries 4 years later
I love how slick Willy was more exonerated than even my fake idea
Bill: listen Jeff, love the hookers. But your running a bit young in the tooth and light on the weight scale if you catch my drift
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love how slick Willy was more exonerated than even my fake idea
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Throw a Microsoft Sam/Shodan voice modulation on Mr Dance and we're good
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Throw a Microsoft Sam/Shodan voice modulation on Mr Dance and we're good
Kinda assumed with the chatter. But good god damn, that's that capeshit son.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kinda assumed with the chatter. But good god damn, that's that capeshit son.
You don't hate the media enough
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You don't hate the media enough
This is kinda what a 37 year old looked like for my grandfathers generation, but he fought in Korea and smoked two packs a day to offset the gin, what's this guy's excuse
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is kinda what a 37 year old looked like for my grandfathers generation, but he fought in Korea and smoked two packs a day to offset the gin, what's this guy's excuse
did you know that it is the night? my body is weak? im on the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
the amount of yacht rock i was subjected to in the early 2000s would make your head spin
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
did you know that it is the night? my body is weak? im on the ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
my dad careered a phone call off course a week ago to highlight that i was aware how underated Dire Straights was
Dad Calling Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
my dad careered a phone call off course a week ago to highlight that i was aware how underated Dire Straights was
"I've completed my sex with you rogue. BEGONE. Daddy needs to think about the holocaust again"
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"I've completed my sex with you rogue. BEGONE. Daddy needs to think about the holocaust again"
