Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
cyber(punk) threat intel. cyber operations, counterintelligence, russia, iran. i see kanly today in everything. “bloody inertia interspersed with bouts of bloody frenzy.”
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
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Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
· Oct 21
We all, for better or worse, strive for proximity to history. But the closer one gets, the more uncomfortable one usually is.
someone is kissinger posting who got the ouija board fired up
Sure you’re hurt, but do you know what really hurts? Being blown up by a bomb.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
someone is kissinger posting who got the ouija board fired up
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some more shit to blow up
throw me into the Potomac. UBL my ass in our nation’s capital.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
some more shit to blow up
i got a presidential finding from obama that lets me do awful shit in the name of cheering up the homies, because sad homies are a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the United States
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i got a presidential finding from obama that lets me do awful shit in the name of cheering up the homies, because sad homies are a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the United States
throw me into the Potomac. UBL my ass in our nation’s capital.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
throw me into the Potomac. UBL my ass in our nation’s capital.
fuck it im having a beer
Modelo, or, I like to call it, emergency liquid carbs
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
fuck it im having a beer
who the fuck even remembers signalgate beyond a bajillion “clean on OPSEC” jokes that stopped being funny almost immediately
Green Mile Im Tired Boss GIF
ALT: Green Mile Im Tired Boss GIF
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
who the fuck even remembers signalgate beyond a bajillion “clean on OPSEC” jokes that stopped being funny almost immediately
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Been making this soup recipe for a dozen years after a google foray for good cold weather soups. 10/10 recommend. Serve it with some whole pumpernickel or black bread with cream or goat cheese www.allrecipes.com/recipe/80773...
Russian Mushroom and Potato Soup
I make this soup every Halloween and is the 'signal' to the family that the cool weather has arrived. I've been making it for 15 years now and out of all the soups I make, it is still everyone's favor...
www.allrecipes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Been making this soup recipe for a dozen years after a google foray for good cold weather soups. 10/10 recommend. Serve it with some whole pumpernickel or black bread with cream or goat cheese www.allrecipes.com/recipe/80773...
if we get patel and hegseth out before february i will post a selfie smokin a cig on the rear steps of the capitol
MORE Breaking on MS NOW: Pete Hegseth refused an interview request for the Pentagon Inspector General's investigation into Signalgate, according to two sources who read and were briefed on report.
Hegseth would not turn over his phone, a source who read the report told MS NOW.
Hegseth would not turn over his phone, a source who read the report told MS NOW.
Breaking on MS NOW: The Signalgate report contradicts Pete Hegseth's claims he did nothing wrong. It shows he "violated policy by using a non-approved device," a source who read the report says.
Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk.
Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if we get patel and hegseth out before february i will post a selfie smokin a cig on the rear steps of the capitol
too much money makes you think every room is a champagne room but still ignorant of what chris rock said about the champagne room
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
too much money makes you think every room is a champagne room but still ignorant of what chris rock said about the champagne room
Prtizker / Drunk Virginia Raccoon, 2028
Rocky had one helluva night out.
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything,”
Cheers.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything,”
Cheers.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Prtizker / Drunk Virginia Raccoon, 2028
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got banned from the mall for telling kids the lyrics were “tis the season to do molly”
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
got banned from the mall for telling kids the lyrics were “tis the season to do molly”
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
“Our freedom was paid with death” I say as I salute the Domino’s guy
sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Our freedom was paid with death” I say as I salute the Domino’s guy
FUCK YEAH WE INVADING THE NETHERLANDS BECAUSE OF THEIR LONG HISTORY AS A TRANSSHIPMENT POINT FOR MDMA
Trump says any country involved in drug trafficking to the U.S. is “subject to attack.” -Reuters
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
FUCK YEAH WE INVADING THE NETHERLANDS BECAUSE OF THEIR LONG HISTORY AS A TRANSSHIPMENT POINT FOR MDMA
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out here Nathan Hale HUMINTmaxxing
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
out here Nathan Hale HUMINTmaxxing
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The best to ever do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI0...
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The best to ever do it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI0...
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GW needs the dub bc it draws out how insane and nonsensical it is, and makes it the kind of longform music video Top Gun was
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
GW needs the dub bc it draws out how insane and nonsensical it is, and makes it the kind of longform music video Top Gun was
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Ya'll thought you had top cover lol lmao
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Ya'll thought you had top cover lol lmao
i keep my promises!
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i keep my promises!