Russell Gobbling
@russelljohnson.bsky.social
Some reality exposure. Bad follow. Disclaimer too big.
“real homies take this opportunity to tell their weird internet contemporaries what really happened to vitaly churkin“
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“real homies take this opportunity to tell their weird internet contemporaries what really happened to vitaly churkin“
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nerds out here with that sandwich in a briefcase malarkey saying the sando has lore and im like it’s a sandwich in a briefcase that’s it it doesn’t need an intricate backstory or a youtube channel w hours long videos lore-splaining the deep meaning of a sandwich in a briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
nerds out here with that sandwich in a briefcase malarkey saying the sando has lore and im like it’s a sandwich in a briefcase that’s it it doesn’t need an intricate backstory or a youtube channel w hours long videos lore-splaining the deep meaning of a sandwich in a briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
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got myself banned for life from the russia house vault after i tricked all the analysts into watching a ukrainian dub of jonah hill’s best lines from superbad
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
got myself banned for life from the russia house vault after i tricked all the analysts into watching a ukrainian dub of jonah hill’s best lines from superbad
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CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh
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imagine the angletonian caucus at the 2028 convention
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
imagine the angletonian caucus at the 2028 convention
nutchecking my homies and telling them to work on their tradecraft
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
nutchecking my homies and telling them to work on their tradecraft
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Standing outside the Hyatt Regency Crystal City screaming that Neil McCauley was the Fourth Man to summon the presenters
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Standing outside the Hyatt Regency Crystal City screaming that Neil McCauley was the Fourth Man to summon the presenters
Voting for the first politician to come up with a plan to address student driver fraud.
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Voting for the first politician to come up with a plan to address student driver fraud.
”omg, Ohtani! You gotta see him!”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
”omg, Ohtani! You gotta see him!”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
I keep that thing (mustelid photo of the day) on me.
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I keep that thing (mustelid photo of the day) on me.
“woke gru pepsi cia” (2025)
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“woke gru pepsi cia” (2025)
”woke ratcliffe cia” (2025)
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
”woke ratcliffe cia” (2025)
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Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
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<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
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" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."
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attend CYBERWARCON, receive enlightenment.
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
attend CYBERWARCON, receive enlightenment.
Dear God
Have you ever wanted to see two terminally online nerds really (and I mean *really*) get into the SVR deep lore while continuing the eternal goal of making 2016 last forever?
Gosh does @cyberwarcon.bsky.social have a talk for you!
Gosh does @cyberwarcon.bsky.social have a talk for you!
Oil Into The Fire — CYBERWARCON
www.cyberwarcon.com
October 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Dear God
“Man, I dunno, I’m starting the think the guy in the Nine Line t-shirt who doesn’t own any books and hasn’t heard of Radiohead might not be one of us.”
Obviously not the main point here, but it's interesting how this is framed as content rather than policy.
"BREAKING" is typically what journalists or influencers say when they have a big story -- not what government officials say when they launch "undercover" operations
"BREAKING" is typically what journalists or influencers say when they have a big story -- not what government officials say when they launch "undercover" operations
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“Man, I dunno, I’m starting the think the guy in the Nine Line t-shirt who doesn’t own any books and hasn’t heard of Radiohead might not be one of us.”
giving myself silicosis so I can sue oliver’s father for driving 11 mph in the preschool parking lot
October 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
giving myself silicosis so I can sue oliver’s father for driving 11 mph in the preschool parking lot