Walter Duran
wmd505.bsky.social
Walter Duran
@wmd505.bsky.social
Listening to your infodumps with rapt attention
Salvadoreño/Angeleno/Burqeño
He/him
Pinned
I used to do this in the old place. I see it falls upon me to do this here as well:

Turkey is delicious. You’re doing turkey wrong. Make Salvadoran friends
I used to do this in the old place. I see it falls upon me to do this here as well:

Turkey is delicious. You’re doing turkey wrong. Make Salvadoran friends
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I really appreciate @dotemu.bsky.social’s business model of making great games out of massive IPs (TMNT) to fund love letters to niche titles that me and two dozen other nerds are dying to play (Windjammers 2, Metal Slug Tactics)
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Last chance to see this excellent play today, Albuquerque! Starts at 2pm
Going to this play was so affirming! I ran into irl friend @wmd505.bsky.social, and we got to meet the writer and performer of BIG, FAT MESS, Jen Stephenson, afterward and tell her how good it felt to find another person who “gets it.” it was educational, while still being entertaining.
Vortex theater in Albuquerque, New Mexico is putting up mask-required performances of two one act plays this weekend and next weekend. I’m going to tomorrow afternoon‘s performance, which is “pay what you will.” www.vortexabq.org/big-fat-mess...
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I don't have a feeling about baseball but Los Angeles has been through hell this year and something that makes this city feel good is good
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were.

Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Fox committed a murder btw
November 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Ironically, it’s the polar opposite with Lakers fans
You know what a lot of it is? The dodgers have shockingly few bandwagon fans. By any metric this team should be loaded with fuckwit fans from Columbus OH or Charlotte NC who only root for them because they want to root for a winner. And yet…they don’t, really? It’s weird!
I genuinely wish I didn’t like so many of you who are dodger fans SO MUCH, it’s making it really hard to be that mad about this because at least you’re happy. You assholes.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
A well-researched story, delightfully told!
October 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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good morning from new mexico, where once again a gorgeous sunrise is paired with a crescent moon and just above it, jupiter visible to the naked eye
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Fiiiine, apparently half my readers enjoy an info dump, so here we go!

Grasslands Sequester Carbon Too or “Why trees are not the be-all and end-all.”

Ahem. *takes a sip of water*
I THINK they’re mad because of the hardscaping? Not entirely sure.

(One guy tried to claim it didn’t store CO2. Do you want a lecture on prairie carbon sequestration? Because this is how you get a lecture on prairie carbon sequestration.)
July 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I NEED MY STICKERS!!!
July 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I love the business in Albuquerque with Breaking Bad pun names
July 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
June 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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when you realize you control the cheese, a whole new world opens up
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
June 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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It basically comes down to that he’s highly entertaining. But he also does some pretty cool moves sometimes.
If you’re new to sumo you may not be familiar with people’s champ Ura.

A former Greco Roman wrestler turned rikishi. He wrestles with a big imagination & a ton of heart, often with hilarious results.

He’s almost like a joke character in fighting games. Be careful tho. Even Dan has an infinite.
Ura Kazuki's Amazing Winning Techniques - Ultimate Compilation
YouTube video by Don Don
youtu.be
May 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star.

PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇
May 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I’d watch a Kleya spinoff
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m like 89% certain I had a drink with this guy in front of the fireplace at Del Charro Saloon off the Santa Fe plaza at some point in the early aughts
Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
May 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The rain today has been intense! Best lighting storm I’ve seen in a minute
May 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Seems useful if you study animal behavior using videos 🪶🧪
Do you have hours of videos📹with animals? Speed up your watching by using BEHAVE - a user-friendly, open-source, free, zero-install tool for coding animal behaviour in video recordings!
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Read more: sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
May 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s criminal that Jane Jenkins and Janet Hirshenson never got an Oscar
Oh wow, this is so great. I think there should also be a category for Best Casting Director.
The Oscars are officially adding a Best Stunts category 🏆

It begins with films released in 2027
April 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hell yeah! I can finally play the mission with Kojima’s voiceover
Control Ultimate Edition just got a free update (PC; console coming when it's ready).

Includes:
- 3 outfits (Astral Dive Suit, Tactical Response Gear, Urban Response Gear)
- Dr Yoshimi Tokui's Guided Imagery Experience mission
- HDR support

🔻 Update notes: buff.ly/VMvC4TR
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
🚨🚨🚨SNORLAX’S NAME IN GERMAN IS RELAXO🚨🚨🚨
February 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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remember when Hades wasn't an institution?
February 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM