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Ty Schalter
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Professional writer and talker; sports things & nerd stuff. Feature journalism, NFL analysis, books & stories, and my podcast about old video game magazines: @funfactorpod.com. Partnerships director @rankmivote.bsky.social. He/him. #ADHD
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Taylor watching her husband catch 2 balls for 18 yards from Tommy DeVito in a blowout loss to the Raiders
It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this is a major talking point in the group chats
The Lions have now lost five of seven since Amon-Ra St. Brown’s stupid Donald Trump dance.

Everything Trump Touches Dies.
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
six turnovers is a hell if a drug
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what the hell are they calling? a muffed shotgun snap that goff fell on top of and then was touched down is a backward pass?
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Hutch bit hard on the inside at the backside which is an issue all season long
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
lions all bought whatever the thing the fake was. they were all pointing frantically pre-snap at the thing they ended up biting on
December 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
incomplete pass, but possibly grounding in the end zone?
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Lions defense is keeping them in the game. You can't have 5 TOS and expect to win a game
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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in all your merrymaking, make sure you're not forgetting who matters most this Christmas: the male backup vocalists who materialize at 1:57 in Perry Como's 1959 recording of Home for the Holidays to echo the words SOME PUMPKIN PIE before exiting the stage of history, their solemn duty complete
December 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
i was in on the snooptacular explosion until the country lady i’ve never heard of came out
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
it’s disgusting
isaac teslaa only does one thing and it’s disgusting
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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The refs stopping the fourth-down play *as the ball's being handed off*, talking amongst themselves for two minutes without saying what they're talking about, then shrugging and saying "fourth down" makes you really think about what you're doing on Christmas
Third-and-5 into false start, false start, sack against a three-man rush makes you really think about what you're doing on Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
refs just love enforcing timeouts lions’ opposing head coaches didn’t call?
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
you can’t let jared goff break contain and create like that
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
one good pass-pro rep from skipper, one first down
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
oh my gracious aidan hutchinson, that spin move is so much more deadly than it used to be
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
sure is lol
Is that not what centers do on almost every play?
December 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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There are enough uncalled false starts without inventing them out of thin air.
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
what was that call lol. eguakun can’t bob his head more cleanly than that
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
thank god they got people who actually can sing a capella to sing the anthem a capella
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
stepdad [looking at tablet while we watch the game]: “who is mike tannenbaum?”

me: *sighs heavily*
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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For all the new artists joining Bluesky:

🎨 You don't have to censor words such as commission, Patreon or Ko-Fi.

🎨 You can share links and your post will not be de-boosted.

🎨 You can take time away from Bluesky and come back whenever you feel like, there's no algorithm to punish you!
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM