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Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
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Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc.

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Chris Bissette 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 8d
Good morning! It's December, which means it's time for my annual advent calendar!

The Mouth Of Winter is 25 chapters of grimdark fantasy, releasing daily through Christmas. Mercenaries break an ancient covenant. A monster wakes up. Nobody's having a good time.

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised dark fantasy novella
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You should buy my book.

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A "For Dummies" book cover, with the title "Not Getting Fed To An Ancient Monster At The Bottom Of A Massive Fucking Pit For Dummies"
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Wish I had this before I got fed to an ancient monster at the bottom of a massive fucking pit 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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You should buy my book.

go.loottheroom.uk/winter
A "For Dummies" book cover, with the title "Not Getting Fed To An Ancient Monster At The Bottom Of A Massive Fucking Pit For Dummies"
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Chapter 9 of my serial winter horror novella THE MOUTH OF WINTER is now live on itch!

If you haven't got in on this yet now is a great time to do that. Daily chapters until Christmas, for just £3.99.

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Chapter 9 of my serial winter horror novella THE MOUTH OF WINTER is now live on itch!

If you haven't got in on this yet now is a great time to do that. Daily chapters until Christmas, for just £3.99.

loottheroom.itch.io/advent2025
The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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I am doing as I am told.

Please pick up my serialised advent calendar horror novella. It's got murky morality! It's got the trolley problem! It's got an ancient and hungry and sleepy monster!

go.loottheroom.uk/winter
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Today's chapter of The Mouth Of Winter in a nutshell

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The "corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture" meme. The options are, "feed people to the creature" and "let everyone freeze to death".
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Knives Out was all about storytelling through costuming (and Glass Onion repeated this to a lesser extent). Wake Up Dead Man is all about storytelling through lighting. It's genuinely great
eclectichutch.bsky.social Chase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️ @eclectichutch.bsky.social · 1d
The film hits Netflix Friday, but I recommend seeing it in a theater that's playing it if ya can. Not only does it all look great (the lighting changes are all amazing) but it really benefits from being with a crowd that gets swept up in the properly fun twists 📽️

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Cinema Is My Church: Rian Johnson on "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery" | Interviews | Roger Ebert
An interview with the writer/director of the Knives Out movies.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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NESS were kind enough to furnish me with an ARC of this, which coincided perfectly with my reading slump and therefore didn't get read. I aim to fix that before the end of the year because it sounds great
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⚔️SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS, our first ever novel, is out now! ⚔️

Featuring gorgeous cover art by @azuremeraki.bsky.social, interior illustrations, calligraphy drop caps, and 🩸crimson spray edges🩸, this traditionally printed paperback is a pleasure to hold!

👉 newedgeswordandsorcery.com/product-cate... 👈
Big header text in bold over a yellow background reads: THE PAST DOES NOT HOLD US; IT'S THAT WE DO NOT LET IT GO Then regular text after that, which reads as follows: SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS is a Sword & Sorcery tale of raging against frontier injustice, of struggling with the bondage of bone-deep grudges... ...of seeking peace while swinging gore-soaked steel. As if Clint Eastwood's character from Unforgiven carried a sword, Hanlin is an educated & intelligent warrior of some years. When Hanlin was young he fought for the wealthy, pushing their "civilization" deeper into frontier lands that could make them wealthier still...if not for the "barbarians" who'd lived there for generations. Hailing from lands far North, Hanlin stands apart from both, alone. Twenty years later Hanlin is living a quieter, if unfulfilling life...when an old comrade tries to recruit him into a new war to push the frontier ever further at the expense of its Indigenous peoples. Feeling obligation to those peoples he'd once fought, thirsting for revenge against another he'd soldiered alongside lo those many years ago, and ultimately wondering if this could all open a door to a life where he is finally, truly at peace, Hanlin heads back to the frontier that made him who he is—to see who he'll become.
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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⚔️SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS, our first ever novel, is out now! ⚔️

Featuring gorgeous cover art by @azuremeraki.bsky.social, interior illustrations, calligraphy drop caps, and 🩸crimson spray edges🩸, this traditionally printed paperback is a pleasure to hold!

👉 newedgeswordandsorcery.com/product-cate... 👈
Big header text in bold over a yellow background reads: THE PAST DOES NOT HOLD US; IT'S THAT WE DO NOT LET IT GO Then regular text after that, which reads as follows: SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS is a Sword & Sorcery tale of raging against frontier injustice, of struggling with the bondage of bone-deep grudges... ...of seeking peace while swinging gore-soaked steel. As if Clint Eastwood's character from Unforgiven carried a sword, Hanlin is an educated & intelligent warrior of some years. When Hanlin was young he fought for the wealthy, pushing their "civilization" deeper into frontier lands that could make them wealthier still...if not for the "barbarians" who'd lived there for generations. Hailing from lands far North, Hanlin stands apart from both, alone. Twenty years later Hanlin is living a quieter, if unfulfilling life...when an old comrade tries to recruit him into a new war to push the frontier ever further at the expense of its Indigenous peoples. Feeling obligation to those peoples he'd once fought, thirsting for revenge against another he'd soldiered alongside lo those many years ago, and ultimately wondering if this could all open a door to a life where he is finally, truly at peace, Hanlin heads back to the frontier that made him who he is—to see who he'll become.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Literally this
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the trick with getting people to play non-D&D games is just to do it and not act like its a big deal at all.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Avatar 3 tickets, acquired
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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I continue to see sales from a journo talking about The Wretched on Twitter and frankly I wasn't prepared for a sudden massive bump in orders, so I'm very sorry if you've been waiting for your order to go in the post. I'm getting through them as quickly as I possibly can.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Today's chapter of The Mouth Of Winter in a nutshell

go.loottheroom.uk/winter
The "corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture" meme. The options are, "feed people to the creature" and "let everyone freeze to death".
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Chapter 8 of The Mouth Of Winter is live! Here is a meme to explain what happens in this one.

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The Bernie Sanders meme, with the text "I am once again asking you to stop throwing people down the murder hole"
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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People who pay invoices within minutes of receiving them really are the best
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The Goldsmiths Prize 2025 winner event!

@cdrose.bsky.social reading from his winning novel & in conversation with @asack.bsky.social.

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📅 14th January, from 7pm

FREE TIX 👇
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C.D. Rose, winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2025
The Goldsmiths Writers' Centre Presents the winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2025 in conversation with Amy Sackville, Chair of Judges.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Chapter 8 of The Mouth Of Winter is live! Here is a meme to explain what happens in this one.

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The Bernie Sanders meme, with the text "I am once again asking you to stop throwing people down the murder hole"
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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This past weekend: Yellow weather warning for rain

Me, today: Trail run
A dirt path through some wooded farmland, flooded ankle deep with water
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Boop
loottheroom.bsky.social Chris Bissette 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 2d
I am doing a marketing by posting this link and shouting LOOK! I HAVE A BOOK THAT YOU CAN READ, ONE CHAPTER PER DAY!

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
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December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Insomnia is dangerous because I'm having to strongly prevent myself from blind buying fragrances out of boredom
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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AI Overview once again proving how fucking useless it is
The "alien subtitles" you're asking about likely refer to the mysterious, circular alien language in the film Arrival, not the 2025 Australian comedy Bugonia (starring Emma Stone and Joe Keery), which has no aliens but features themes of absurdism and economic struggle. People often search for "alien subtitles" and Bugonia together because Bugonia plays with themes of miscommunication and meaning, similar to how language barriers function in sci-fi, but the actual alien language subtitles are a key element of Denis Villeneuve's Arrival, where they reveal the aliens' non-linear perception of time. If you're looking for alien subtitles: Watch Arrival (2016): This is the movie with the iconic, circular "Heptapod" logograms that translate to complex concepts and reveal the future to the main character. If you're interested in Bugonia (2025): It's about humans: The film focuses on two friends, Joe (Keery) and Simon (Thomas Middleditch), who start a "fake" business to help a rich woman (Stone) get her inheritance, leading to absurd situations. No actual aliens: Any "subtitle" confusion in Bugonia would be about human miscommunication or abstract themes, not extraterrestrial language.
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Bugonia simultaneously feels like the least Yorgos film and the most Yorgos film
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM