Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
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Chris Bissette 🐻🌈
@loottheroom.bsky.social
Professional grumpy person. Award winning RPG writer of The Wretched, Treasures Of The Troll King, A Dungeon Game. Co-designer of Tunnels & Trolls 2025. Words in Pathfinder 2, Fallout, Discworld, etc.

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Good morning! It's December, which means it's time for my annual advent calendar!

The Mouth Of Winter is 25 chapters of grimdark fantasy, releasing daily through Christmas. Mercenaries break an ancient covenant. A monster wakes up. Nobody's having a good time.

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised dark fantasy novella
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You should buy my book.

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December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Wish I had this before I got fed to an ancient monster at the bottom of a massive fucking pit 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
You should buy my book.

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December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Chapter 9 of my serial winter horror novella THE MOUTH OF WINTER is now live on itch!

If you haven't got in on this yet now is a great time to do that. Daily chapters until Christmas, for just £3.99.

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
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December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Chapter 9 of my serial winter horror novella THE MOUTH OF WINTER is now live on itch!

If you haven't got in on this yet now is a great time to do that. Daily chapters until Christmas, for just £3.99.

loottheroom.itch.io/advent2025
The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
loottheroom.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I am doing as I am told.

Please pick up my serialised advent calendar horror novella. It's got murky morality! It's got the trolley problem! It's got an ancient and hungry and sleepy monster!

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December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Today's chapter of The Mouth Of Winter in a nutshell

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December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Knives Out was all about storytelling through costuming (and Glass Onion repeated this to a lesser extent). Wake Up Dead Man is all about storytelling through lighting. It's genuinely great
The film hits Netflix Friday, but I recommend seeing it in a theater that's playing it if ya can. Not only does it all look great (the lighting changes are all amazing) but it really benefits from being with a crowd that gets swept up in the properly fun twists 📽️

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Cinema Is My Church: Rian Johnson on "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery" | Interviews | Roger Ebert
An interview with the writer/director of the Knives Out movies.
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December 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NESS were kind enough to furnish me with an ARC of this, which coincided perfectly with my reading slump and therefore didn't get read. I aim to fix that before the end of the year because it sounds great
⚔️SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS, our first ever novel, is out now! ⚔️

Featuring gorgeous cover art by @azuremeraki.bsky.social, interior illustrations, calligraphy drop caps, and 🩸crimson spray edges🩸, this traditionally printed paperback is a pleasure to hold!

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December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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⚔️SOMETIME LOFTY TOWERS, our first ever novel, is out now! ⚔️

Featuring gorgeous cover art by @azuremeraki.bsky.social, interior illustrations, calligraphy drop caps, and 🩸crimson spray edges🩸, this traditionally printed paperback is a pleasure to hold!

👉 newedgeswordandsorcery.com/product-cate... 👈
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Literally this
the trick with getting people to play non-D&D games is just to do it and not act like its a big deal at all.
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Avatar 3 tickets, acquired
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I continue to see sales from a journo talking about The Wretched on Twitter and frankly I wasn't prepared for a sudden massive bump in orders, so I'm very sorry if you've been waiting for your order to go in the post. I'm getting through them as quickly as I possibly can.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Today's chapter of The Mouth Of Winter in a nutshell

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December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Chapter 8 of The Mouth Of Winter is live! Here is a meme to explain what happens in this one.

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December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
People who pay invoices within minutes of receiving them really are the best
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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The Goldsmiths Prize 2025 winner event!

@cdrose.bsky.social reading from his winning novel & in conversation with @asack.bsky.social.

📍@goldsmithsuol.bsky.social
📅 14th January, from 7pm

FREE TIX 👇
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C.D. Rose, winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2025
The Goldsmiths Writers' Centre Presents the winner of the Goldsmiths Prize 2025 in conversation with Amy Sackville, Chair of Judges.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Chapter 8 of The Mouth Of Winter is live! Here is a meme to explain what happens in this one.

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December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
This past weekend: Yellow weather warning for rain

Me, today: Trail run
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Boop
I am doing a marketing by posting this link and shouting LOOK! I HAVE A BOOK THAT YOU CAN READ, ONE CHAPTER PER DAY!

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The Mouth Of Winter by Chris Bissette
A serialised grimdark horror novella
loottheroom.itch.io
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Insomnia is dangerous because I'm having to strongly prevent myself from blind buying fragrances out of boredom
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
AI Overview once again proving how fucking useless it is
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bugonia simultaneously feels like the least Yorgos film and the most Yorgos film
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM