Ty Schalter
@tyschalter.com
Professional writer and talker; sports things & nerd stuff. Feature journalism, NFL analysis, books & stories, and my podcast about old video game magazines: @funfactorpod.com. Partnerships director @rankmivote.bsky.social. He/him. #ADHD
oh yeah detroit’s got one of these
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
oh yeah detroit’s got one of these
I’ve been a fan of mike kafka (and calling him “the cockroach”) since i saw him come into east lansing with northwestern and whoop my spartans.
him elevating jameis for his head-coaching debut has the potential to be absolute cinema
him elevating jameis for his head-coaching debut has the potential to be absolute cinema
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’ve been a fan of mike kafka (and calling him “the cockroach”) since i saw him come into east lansing with northwestern and whoop my spartans.
him elevating jameis for his head-coaching debut has the potential to be absolute cinema
him elevating jameis for his head-coaching debut has the potential to be absolute cinema
minutes after halting trading on all your shares and postponing your earnings report, on a thursday afternoon, is a heck of a time to send out a marketing email titled “did someone say black friday??” advertising sales “up to 90% off”
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
minutes after halting trading on all your shares and postponing your earnings report, on a thursday afternoon, is a heck of a time to send out a marketing email titled “did someone say black friday??” advertising sales “up to 90% off”
i like that this piece is balanced, because the boomer phonics militia usually misses this bit: “sounding it out” by itself isn’t reading.
as an 80s baby, i was surrounded by kids who could decode & speak whole sentences in a stilted monotone, while understanding/retaining literally zero of it
as an 80s baby, i was surrounded by kids who could decode & speak whole sentences in a stilted monotone, while understanding/retaining literally zero of it
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i like that this piece is balanced, because the boomer phonics militia usually misses this bit: “sounding it out” by itself isn’t reading.
as an 80s baby, i was surrounded by kids who could decode & speak whole sentences in a stilted monotone, while understanding/retaining literally zero of it
as an 80s baby, i was surrounded by kids who could decode & speak whole sentences in a stilted monotone, while understanding/retaining literally zero of it
75 million records. 100 songs in the billboard top country 100, and 25 no. 1s.
shoulda been doing network sitcom slop the whole time
shoulda been doing network sitcom slop the whole time
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November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
75 million records. 100 songs in the billboard top country 100, and 25 no. 1s.
shoulda been doing network sitcom slop the whole time
shoulda been doing network sitcom slop the whole time
mfw extra thick milkshake
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
mfw extra thick milkshake
@austinwalker.bsky.social @ckunzelman.bsky.social @ztul.bsky.social fist-pumping my way down the street at this runtime, let’s go ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@austinwalker.bsky.social @ckunzelman.bsky.social @ztul.bsky.social fist-pumping my way down the street at this runtime, let’s go ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
my wife started the successful campaign to make partisan gerrymandering in our state unconstitutional www.thepeople.org/executive-bo...
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my wife started the successful campaign to make partisan gerrymandering in our state unconstitutional www.thepeople.org/executive-bo...
thaaaaaaank you, @gelliottmorris.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
thaaaaaaank you, @gelliottmorris.com
oh i forgot to post tonight’s green-and-white dinner.
that’s edemame linguine with pesto, by the way
that’s edemame linguine with pesto, by the way
October 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh i forgot to post tonight’s green-and-white dinner.
that’s edemame linguine with pesto, by the way
that’s edemame linguine with pesto, by the way
-1.0 rushing yards over expected per carry. coming into tonight, he’d been turning however many yards’ worth of blocking into one yard less than that, every carry, every game, all season so far.
also he’s been the best receiving back and no. 2’s not close
also he’s been the best receiving back and no. 2’s not close
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
-1.0 rushing yards over expected per carry. coming into tonight, he’d been turning however many yards’ worth of blocking into one yard less than that, every carry, every game, all season so far.
also he’s been the best receiving back and no. 2’s not close
also he’s been the best receiving back and no. 2’s not close
he hasn’t gotten a single mvp vote in either of the last two years. there are reasons for that, and i can accurately connect them to my experience of having watched his entire career, *and* what i saw at the end of the vikings game, without having watched every single snap as it happened
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
he hasn’t gotten a single mvp vote in either of the last two years. there are reasons for that, and i can accurately connect them to my experience of having watched his entire career, *and* what i saw at the end of the vikings game, without having watched every single snap as it happened
she was extremely popular for picture asks, which was a delight
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
she was extremely popular for picture asks, which was a delight
here’s @mamayuv.bsky.social being adorable at #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
here’s @mamayuv.bsky.social being adorable at #nokings
like okay man, whatever floats your boat but i didn’t consent to be involved in your kink scene
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
like okay man, whatever floats your boat but i didn’t consent to be involved in your kink scene
yoooooooooo, thank you @moegamer.net!!
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
yoooooooooo, thank you @moegamer.net!!
me thinking about getting into pvms/pricing out pvms
October 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
me thinking about getting into pvms/pricing out pvms
our family is so #umamusume pilled we’re now watching actual horse racing. who’s up grand prix de l’arc de triomphing
October 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
our family is so #umamusume pilled we’re now watching actual horse racing. who’s up grand prix de l’arc de triomphing
this can’t be right. tony romo assured me three weeks ago that the packers had permanently installed themselves at the top of the division
September 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
this can’t be right. tony romo assured me three weeks ago that the packers had permanently installed themselves at the top of the division
this exchange here is everything.
klein: “how do democrats win? run pro-life candidates in red states.”
coates; “wait—reproductive rights are electorally popular, even in red states”
klein: “well, the consultants making these decisions would rather listen to the focus groups they hand-picked”
klein: “how do democrats win? run pro-life candidates in red states.”
coates; “wait—reproductive rights are electorally popular, even in red states”
klein: “well, the consultants making these decisions would rather listen to the focus groups they hand-picked”
September 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
this exchange here is everything.
klein: “how do democrats win? run pro-life candidates in red states.”
coates; “wait—reproductive rights are electorally popular, even in red states”
klein: “well, the consultants making these decisions would rather listen to the focus groups they hand-picked”
klein: “how do democrats win? run pro-life candidates in red states.”
coates; “wait—reproductive rights are electorally popular, even in red states”
klein: “well, the consultants making these decisions would rather listen to the focus groups they hand-picked”
it’s official: coaching the detroit lions makes you invincible in prime time
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it’s official: coaching the detroit lions makes you invincible in prime time
oh dang, this is like a lot
September 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
oh dang, this is like a lot
…at the end of the day it’s a chemical deficiency that’s best and most healthily treated by adding more chemical 🤷♂️
i see people saying “try caffeine first!” but like this was me in high school and it was in no way healthier lololol
i see people saying “try caffeine first!” but like this was me in high school and it was in no way healthier lololol
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
…at the end of the day it’s a chemical deficiency that’s best and most healthily treated by adding more chemical 🤷♂️
i see people saying “try caffeine first!” but like this was me in high school and it was in no way healthier lololol
i see people saying “try caffeine first!” but like this was me in high school and it was in no way healthier lololol
hey book publishing, digital media, and video game/games media friends:
any of this sound familiar
any of this sound familiar
September 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
hey book publishing, digital media, and video game/games media friends:
any of this sound familiar
any of this sound familiar
i love you all, my very smart and cool internet friends
September 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i love you all, my very smart and cool internet friends