Nick Douglas
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I'll create a drawing of Bart Simpson, the mischievous yellow boy from The Simpsons!
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Nick Douglas
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· Oct 13
ok actually it's really hard work moving these deck chairs!!!
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worm-in-a-rock god
February 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
worm-in-a-rock god
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99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
99% of modern security products are just some company going "would you like this app that gamifies paranoia" and you going "yeag" like just don't do it. just turn it off
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Reflecting on this, I think everyone should have the experience of getting documented proof that yes, in fact your enemies are conspiring against you.
I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Reflecting on this, I think everyone should have the experience of getting documented proof that yes, in fact your enemies are conspiring against you.
Once I said this in a work meeting and they thought I was serious and they politely affirmed me
while many of you are likely yelling “go patriots” or “go seahawks!” i’m yelling “go robert mueller and the rule of law!”
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Once I said this in a work meeting and they thought I was serious and they politely affirmed me
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Can’t wait to watch all the ads that I’ve been seeing trailers of for weeks! And, if we’re lucky, some bonus (or too-hot-for-broadcast 😏) footage on brand websites!
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Can’t wait to watch all the ads that I’ve been seeing trailers of for weeks! And, if we’re lucky, some bonus (or too-hot-for-broadcast 😏) footage on brand websites!
Simultaneous exhibition of me winning 20 shower arguments
February 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Simultaneous exhibition of me winning 20 shower arguments
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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Fascism is fundamentally based on disregard for bodily autonomy and consent, which is why fascism is so hospitable to pedophiles, rapists, and transphobes.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Fascism is fundamentally based on disregard for bodily autonomy and consent, which is why fascism is so hospitable to pedophiles, rapists, and transphobes.
It's all been leading up to this
February 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It's all been leading up to this
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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"Limited interactions," as in forming a limited partnership or LLC
(CBS News) - U.S. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick has said he had "limited interactions" with Jeffrey Epstein, but documents show they were in business together as recently as 2014.
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Lutnick and Epstein were in business together, Epstein files show
Though the commerce secretary has called his interactions with Epstein as "limited," the two were in business together four years after Epstein's 2008 guilty plea.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"Limited interactions," as in forming a limited partnership or LLC
Changed my mind, we're going authoritarian communism, everything should be illegal until a law allows it. Libertarians ruined it by offshoring driving
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It Turns Out That When Waymos Are Stumped, They Get Intervention From Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Changed my mind, we're going authoritarian communism, everything should be illegal until a law allows it. Libertarians ruined it by offshoring driving
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futurism.com/advanced-tra...
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.
February 7, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Important news: Movie titles that begin with "I," in English are very funny in Spanish.
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there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
there’s no way to stop my singing in this world but to cut my throat. And when that’s done, ten to one I sing ye the doxology for a wind-up
This site, like every site, should have more Tumblr screenshots
February 7, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This site, like every site, should have more Tumblr screenshots
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minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
minor point of order since it keeps coming up, it's "Woke 2" and not "Woke 2.0". we're leaving tech industry bullshit behind too
Telling ChatGPT I don't pander for clapter
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Telling ChatGPT I don't pander for clapter
wtf, there's no snack brand named Raisin D'être
February 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
wtf, there's no snack brand named Raisin D'être
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
This Skeletor has been memed 100 times but not until I was replicating him did I notice that in a stroke of either incompetence or genius the original renderer of this image decided to make hiseye socket and nose hole just be the same hole. But it still reads right if you don’t think about it.
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kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein