@theodelic.bsky.social
I'm just here for the political wonks I follow who escaped Twitter, plus the occasional absurdist humor account. Oh and cats.
Can the United States get a Mehmet vaccine?
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Can the United States get a Mehmet vaccine?
"I'm a right winger, i love country music"
jesus christ it's sad enough that he spends his days lying to idiots but it's *hilarious* that he's conned himself into his made-up belief system
jesus christ it's sad enough that he spends his days lying to idiots but it's *hilarious* that he's conned himself into his made-up belief system
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"I'm a right winger, i love country music"
jesus christ it's sad enough that he spends his days lying to idiots but it's *hilarious* that he's conned himself into his made-up belief system
jesus christ it's sad enough that he spends his days lying to idiots but it's *hilarious* that he's conned himself into his made-up belief system
Ahh that feeling when the actual "Patriot Act" is committing a pick-6
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Ahh that feeling when the actual "Patriot Act" is committing a pick-6
Conservatives!
peter griffin from family guy holding a note that says not okay
ALT: peter griffin from family guy holding a note that says not okay
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Conservatives!
It's kinda neat to see how she surgeried herself into a
"Oh yeah that person would DEFINITELY murder a dog" face
"Oh yeah that person would DEFINITELY murder a dog" face
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 AM
It's kinda neat to see how she surgeried herself into a
"Oh yeah that person would DEFINITELY murder a dog" face
"Oh yeah that person would DEFINITELY murder a dog" face
"Please Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" etc etc etc
February 9, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"Please Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" etc etc etc
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
“A conservative is someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop, at a time when no one is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who so urge it.”
That's William B. Fuckley in *1955.* Gee I wonder what he wanted to stop.
That's William B. Fuckley in *1955.* Gee I wonder what he wanted to stop.
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“A conservative is someone who stands athwart history, yelling Stop, at a time when no one is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who so urge it.”
That's William B. Fuckley in *1955.* Gee I wonder what he wanted to stop.
That's William B. Fuckley in *1955.* Gee I wonder what he wanted to stop.
Hey now. Those are clearly *choads.*
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Hey now. Those are clearly *choads.*
It's always "shut up and play" right up until the point where they sniff out some racist 3rd-rate country artist and then they attach themselves like remoras.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It's always "shut up and play" right up until the point where they sniff out some racist 3rd-rate country artist and then they attach themselves like remoras.
Oh cool another thingy that that won't happen
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Oh cool another thingy that that won't happen
Yeah cauterization is the only option at this point.
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Yeah cauterization is the only option at this point.
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
He also responded with (self) righteous fury to some senators telling the military they *don't have to obey illegal orders.*
Which if you're the president is a thing you should like!
Unless you plan on doing lots of criming that is
Which if you're the president is a thing you should like!
Unless you plan on doing lots of criming that is
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
He also responded with (self) righteous fury to some senators telling the military they *don't have to obey illegal orders.*
Which if you're the president is a thing you should like!
Unless you plan on doing lots of criming that is
Which if you're the president is a thing you should like!
Unless you plan on doing lots of criming that is
They're lonely for GOOD REASONS
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 PM
They're lonely for GOOD REASONS
Delete your publication.
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Delete your publication.
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
Time to send the WaPost to a farm upstate.
February 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Time to send the WaPost to a farm upstate.
and there it is
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
and there it is
That's what the imaginary Democrats in your head are telling you. Try listening to your actual constituents gramps.
February 3, 2026 at 10:53 PM
That's what the imaginary Democrats in your head are telling you. Try listening to your actual constituents gramps.