Brett
@brett006.bsky.social
Palace (Crystal, not Buckingham), Go Hawks, The U, UDub.
“Everybody wanna be demon ‘til they get chipped by your throwaway”
“Everybody wanna be demon ‘til they get chipped by your throwaway”
Pinned
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If I was a billionaire, you wouldn’t know my name, or where my compound was, but you’d be well aware of my fund that pays journalists and reporters a large sum of money as a bounty every time they call Trump a corrupt pedophile to his face on camera.
February 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
If I was a billionaire, you wouldn’t know my name, or where my compound was, but you’d be well aware of my fund that pays journalists and reporters a large sum of money as a bounty every time they call Trump a corrupt pedophile to his face on camera.
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Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
February 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”
Rewatched Captain America Brave New World. Is it as bad as I originally thought? No. Is it good? Also no.
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Rewatched Captain America Brave New World. Is it as bad as I originally thought? No. Is it good? Also no.
One good thing that came out of today’s shit match is I decided I’ll be buying a white Sarr #7 kit this summer when they’re on clearance
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
One good thing that came out of today’s shit match is I decided I’ll be buying a white Sarr #7 kit this summer when they’re on clearance
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If the Brits think sharing confidential information with Epstein was bad, wait till they find out Donald Trump raped and killed children.
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If the Brits think sharing confidential information with Epstein was bad, wait till they find out Donald Trump raped and killed children.
You want to protect kids: how about you round up every pedophile and their protectors currently serving in the United States government and its agencies.
FTC Policy Advisor calling a policy that’s dissuaded 95% of visitors from visiting adult sites an “incidental burden”
I guess you don’t fear government surveillance when your the government.
I guess you don’t fear government surveillance when your the government.
February 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
You want to protect kids: how about you round up every pedophile and their protectors currently serving in the United States government and its agencies.
As caretaker manager for rest of the season here’s how I’ll line us up:
Hendo
Riad Richards Lacroix TM
Munoz Wharton Kamada
Guessand JSL Sarr
Hendo
Riad Richards Lacroix TM
Munoz Wharton Kamada
Guessand JSL Sarr
February 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
As caretaker manager for rest of the season here’s how I’ll line us up:
Hendo
Riad Richards Lacroix TM
Munoz Wharton Kamada
Guessand JSL Sarr
Hendo
Riad Richards Lacroix TM
Munoz Wharton Kamada
Guessand JSL Sarr
Get Guessand on now please
February 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Get Guessand on now please
Anyone else yell “don’t shoot” at Wharton or just me?
February 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Anyone else yell “don’t shoot” at Wharton or just me?
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Whoever programmed Microsoft’s grammar check didn’t pass middle school English.
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Whoever programmed Microsoft’s grammar check didn’t pass middle school English.
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look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
It's satire, but he's not wrong...
It's satire, but he's not wrong...
February 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
It's satire, but he's not wrong...
It's satire, but he's not wrong...
I think in 2016 Trump won fair and square (minus the paid Russian bot campaign all over social media).
I think in 2020 Biden won legitimately.
I think in 2024 there is no way Trump won. I’m too stupid to know how and I’m not watching some crackpot YouTube video on the matter, but the fix was in.
I think in 2020 Biden won legitimately.
I think in 2024 there is no way Trump won. I’m too stupid to know how and I’m not watching some crackpot YouTube video on the matter, but the fix was in.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I think in 2016 Trump won fair and square (minus the paid Russian bot campaign all over social media).
I think in 2020 Biden won legitimately.
I think in 2024 there is no way Trump won. I’m too stupid to know how and I’m not watching some crackpot YouTube video on the matter, but the fix was in.
I think in 2020 Biden won legitimately.
I think in 2024 there is no way Trump won. I’m too stupid to know how and I’m not watching some crackpot YouTube video on the matter, but the fix was in.
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When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 AM
When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
Tick-tock to the rest of you motherfuckers
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Tick-tock to the rest of you motherfuckers
Please take this with the large amount of disrespect and disdain I say this with;
if you trust Gork with your medical tests and data, you deserve whatever terrible things happen to you.
if you trust Gork with your medical tests and data, you deserve whatever terrible things happen to you.
February 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Please take this with the large amount of disrespect and disdain I say this with;
if you trust Gork with your medical tests and data, you deserve whatever terrible things happen to you.
if you trust Gork with your medical tests and data, you deserve whatever terrible things happen to you.
lol, 12
At least 12 Democrats are planning to boycott Trump's State of the Union address.
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
lol, 12
Brugge is never dead and buried. They’re like vampires.
February 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Brugge is never dead and buried. They’re like vampires.
I have been around sports betting since I was a little kid (uncle ran a book out of my grandpa’s store), placed my first bet around 10, so when I say this shit has gotten way out of hand, you can trust me on this one.
Giannis Antetokounmpo made sports feel like something more. Boosting Kalshi, the prediction market, makes it feel like less.
Read the latest from @premthakker.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/giannis-an...
Read the latest from @premthakker.bsky.social: zeteo.com/p/giannis-an...
Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kalshi, and Society's Moral Rot
Giannis Antetokounmpo made sports feel like something more. Joining the prediction market Kalshi as a shareholder makes it feel like less.
zeteo.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I have been around sports betting since I was a little kid (uncle ran a book out of my grandpa’s store), placed my first bet around 10, so when I say this shit has gotten way out of hand, you can trust me on this one.
