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Palace (Crystal, not Buckingham), Go Hawks, The U, UDub.

“Everybody wanna be demon ‘til they get chipped by your throwaway”
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Rewatched Captain America Brave New World. Is it as bad as I originally thought? No. Is it good? Also no.
February 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
One good thing that came out of today’s shit match is I decided I’ll be buying a white Sarr #7 kit this summer when they’re on clearance
February 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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If the Brits think sharing confidential information with Epstein was bad, wait till they find out Donald Trump raped and killed children.
February 19, 2026 at 12:34 PM
You want to protect kids: how about you round up every pedophile and their protectors currently serving in the United States government and its agencies.
FTC Policy Advisor calling a policy that’s dissuaded 95% of visitors from visiting adult sites an “incidental burden”

I guess you don’t fear government surveillance when your the government.
February 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Another shit result in a season chocked full of shit results.

What a fucking disappointing season

#cpfc
February 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
As caretaker manager for rest of the season here’s how I’ll line us up:
Hendo
Riad Richards Lacroix TM
Munoz Wharton Kamada
Guessand JSL Sarr
February 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Get Guessand on now please
February 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
For fuck sakes, it’s about time and also thank you so much for existing Ismalia Sarr #cpfc
February 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Anyone else yell “don’t shoot” at Wharton or just me?
February 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Whoever programmed Microsoft’s grammar check didn’t pass middle school English.
February 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british
King Charles has issued a statement following his brother Andrew’s arrest
February 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social
It's satire, but he's not wrong...
February 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I think in 2016 Trump won fair and square (minus the paid Russian bot campaign all over social media).

I think in 2020 Biden won legitimately.

I think in 2024 there is no way Trump won. I’m too stupid to know how and I’m not watching some crackpot YouTube video on the matter, but the fix was in.
February 19, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
February 19, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Tick-tock to the rest of you motherfuckers
February 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Please take this with the large amount of disrespect and disdain I say this with;

if you trust Gork with your medical tests and data, you deserve whatever terrible things happen to you.
February 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
lol, 12
At least 12 Democrats are planning to boycott Trump's State of the Union address.

That's not enough.
February 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Brugge is never dead and buried. They’re like vampires.
February 18, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Mackenzie Scott, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
#Seahawks
February 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I have been around sports betting since I was a little kid (uncle ran a book out of my grandpa’s store), placed my first bet around 10, so when I say this shit has gotten way out of hand, you can trust me on this one.
February 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Anyone who thinks this is gonna be a quick easy Venezuela situation should research Iran’s military. A pedophile is going to get your sons and daughters killed.
Reporting is out now that the imperialist warmonger Trump regime is going for full Iran regime change. Another illegal and offensive war against a country that didn't attack us. He needs to be impeached/ 25th amendmented and locked up for his crimes against humanity.
February 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is how every politician should talk about Trump. Call out his bullshit and lies as just that. Will it make a difference, probably not, but there no reason for any semblance of civility or political decorum when dealing with this corrupt pedophile
The President is lying to the public:

1) For the past century, the federal government has been responsible for the Potomac Interceptor – not Maryland. The sewage pipe is on federal land.

youtu.be/OKyIKHW8ONI
The President is Lying to the Public
YouTube video by Governor Wes Moore
youtu.be
February 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Good player, but man I can’t stand watching Anthony Gordon play
February 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM