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Religious studies person
Abolish ICE, DHS, and golf
BLM
Anti-fascism forever
Trans rights are human rights
Red Sox and Crystal Palace diehard
He/Him
Pinned
I hadn't written anything in a while. Now I have.
Because "Braveheart" fucking sucks and so does Pete Hegseth.

Enjoy!
“Braveheart”, Warrior Poets, and Muscular Christianity
(or Fuck “Braveheart For Real”) I’ve long held this theory that James Horner, the film composer, and John Toll, the cinematographer, could trick anyone into liking any movie. This…
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*checks in on the news today*
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
Alt: abe simpson walks into the burlesque club, sees bart at the front desk, and walks straight out again.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Always remember that MAGA is actually a fringe movement of the country's saddest losers.
So much for the “MAGA boycott”
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Breaking - Drake Maye not white
Italians, your white card has been revoked. Stefani Germanotta is a perfidious latin
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by John Brooks
I hadn't written anything in a while. Now I have.
Because "Braveheart" fucking sucks and so does Pete Hegseth.

Enjoy!
“Braveheart”, Warrior Poets, and Muscular Christianity
(or Fuck “Braveheart For Real”) I’ve long held this theory that James Horner, the film composer, and John Toll, the cinematographer, could trick anyone into liking any movie. This…
podonlyknowsblog.wordpress.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
People may have memory-holed this, but Kid Rock only got popular with the right *specifically when he started coming out as a racist*.

None of them actually like his work.
they threw a multi week fit then this asshole rolled out of bed in a wife beater and lip synced lmao

“Lack of taste” is the second biggest indicator of voting for Trump, right after “racist.”

www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Kid Rock Delivers Half-Assed Lip Sync At TPUSA Anti-Halftime Show
Billed as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl performance, the event came off like a pyrotechnics-heavy tantrum.
www.rollingstone.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Reminder that Spanish is one of the dominant languages and cultures in the history of Western civilization, in case you ever wondered what their preoccupation with elevating and preserving "Western civilization" is actually all about.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
These are the lyrics to Kid Rock's signature song in "English":

Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 PM
I think we can all agree the REAL Super Bowl is this conversation between me and our friend @sarahposner.bsky.social
Sarah Posner - On her new podcast, Epstein, and other news
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February 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
It's hard to imagine anything more revealing about the callous emptiness of the people who rule us right now than the fact that the core consumers of processed foods have no other choice because of decades of intentional racist policy decisions made by conservatives
The new government spokesman for “Real Food” Mike Tyson was convicted and served time for rape.

The producer of the SB ad, Bruce Ratner, has loads of Me Too problems and was an Epstein guy.

And of course super Epstein dude Alan Dershowitz led Tyson’s unsucccessful appeal.

RFK must go.
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Pretty good sign of where we find ourselves that most of the Super Bowl ads were for AI, crypto, or mass surveillance
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 PM
February 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Kid Rock now looks exactly like Mr. Burns in a Kid Rock disguise
The right wants so bad to be in the Hollywood “in” crowd but they pretend they don’t. Thats why they’re desperate for their Super Bowl show to not suck like it did
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Actually, anything is possible whether you believe in yourself or not.

But many things are very unlikely, such as your dreams.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Football analysis isn't my strength but I think the Patriots would probably have scored more points if their quarterback weren't still in middle school
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I think Clay should maybe ask what it says about a country when its "signature cultural event" is a fucking football game
America has no official language.

No languages are foreign here.

No wonder these clowns don’t understand their own country.
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
TPUSA hosted their own All-American Super Bowl where the Patriots played the Patriots and the Patriots won and they dedicated their victory to Charlie Kirk and everyone cheered for JD Vance.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Patriots can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Okay baseball season now
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
More like GOOD Bunny!

Is this anything?
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
So much 90s nostalgia tonight. Backstreet Boys! Good Will Hunting! One-sided Super Bowls that are boring as fuck! Green Day!
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
If it makes anyone feel better Donald Trump hates literally everything about this Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
"No no no the terrifying mass surveillance system is for finding DOGS"
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Footage of the Patriots at halftime
a man with glasses is biting into a video game
ALT: a man with glasses is biting into a video game
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Rough night for white supremacy really
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The "+" doing a fuckton of heavy lifting in that tweet
Levels of ketamine never before ingested
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM