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Religious studies person
ICE/prison/golf abolitionist
BLM
Anti-fascism forever
Trans rights are human rights
Red Sox and Crystal Palace diehard
He/Him
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Americans exist in different factual realities, case study #380827829209093, the current main page of the Fox News website:
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Probably not where most of the attention is/should be, but pretty fucking galling and depressingly unsurprising that none of the world's most powerful men seem to have any grasp on or concern for spelling, grammar, or sentence structure.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It's pretty cool how the most powerful man on earth is a criminal idiot who has no idea how anything works.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
And you tell them it's because Republicans literally want to destroy government and want your constituents to die, right?

YOU TELL THEM IT'S BECAUSE REPUBLICANS LITERALLY WANT TO DESTROY GOVERNMENT AND WANT YOUR CONSTITUENTS TO DIE, RIGHT?
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
They are all absolute fucking frauds
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Submitting this sentence for Pulitzer consideration
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This photograph had better win a goddamn Pulitzer
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can we please finally concede that polling is hopelessly fucking broken and no longer of value for predicting election outcomes?
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Happy Not No Kings Per Se But Just This One Very Specific King Day
November 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This right here:
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh hello
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
November 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Old enough to remember July's Harrison Ford
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My dog was Krypto for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Today, as we enter into the final weekend before the New York election, we honor and celebrate this, the Platonic ideal of Nate Silver tweets, forever may it live.
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Uh, what do you mean "not masculine"?
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
This man is a sociopath
October 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It's true, no president in recent history has achieved the soaring approval number of negative 10.4
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He has a long history of this
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
We did it, everybody!
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Receptionist - "Last name, please."

Frankenstein's Monster - "Frankenstein."

Receptionist - "First name?"

Frankenstein's Monster - "Uh...I'm a monster?"

Receptionist - *typing*
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM