Nick
@sregorn.bsky.social
deal lawyer in NYC
“The knowledge imposes a pattern, and falsifies, For the pattern is new in every moment…”
你可以叫我愚尼克
“The knowledge imposes a pattern, and falsifies, For the pattern is new in every moment…”
你可以叫我愚尼克
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Nick
@sregorn.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Americans are united in believing it’s fine to murder certain people, they just don’t agree which people those are
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Listen, the fact that Tucker Carlson is having reasoned interviews with the PM of Qatar or the President of Iran and treats them like normal politicians whose countries act in reasonable self interest and John Oliver or the Pod Jons aren't..... That's really bad for liberals.
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Listen, the fact that Tucker Carlson is having reasoned interviews with the PM of Qatar or the President of Iran and treats them like normal politicians whose countries act in reasonable self interest and John Oliver or the Pod Jons aren't..... That's really bad for liberals.
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Vibes
Why the fuck are we going to war with Iran?
February 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Vibes
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
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“The grim reaper is visiting with you”
“Oh wow man”
“Oh wow man”
February 19, 2026 at 3:51 AM
“The grim reaper is visiting with you”
“Oh wow man”
“Oh wow man”
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"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
lots of good nominees in this category but for me
February 19, 2026 at 1:12 AM
lots of good nominees in this category but for me
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people think iran closing the strait is their main threat but it's actually flattening the facilities at abqaiq
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
people think iran closing the strait is their main threat but it's actually flattening the facilities at abqaiq
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people who hate me (entirely serious)
- the former spokesperson for the Canadian communists
- the second guy who tried to kill Pope John Paul II
- a weird Russian guy who had the profile pic of Joshua Graham on Twitter
- European Catholic Stalinists
- the former spokesperson for the Canadian communists
- the second guy who tried to kill Pope John Paul II
- a weird Russian guy who had the profile pic of Joshua Graham on Twitter
- European Catholic Stalinists
wait do people hate Sharon?
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
people who hate me (entirely serious)
- the former spokesperson for the Canadian communists
- the second guy who tried to kill Pope John Paul II
- a weird Russian guy who had the profile pic of Joshua Graham on Twitter
- European Catholic Stalinists
- the former spokesperson for the Canadian communists
- the second guy who tried to kill Pope John Paul II
- a weird Russian guy who had the profile pic of Joshua Graham on Twitter
- European Catholic Stalinists
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"This Whole Thing Smacks of Gender" i holler as I overturn my uncle's hotpot and turn the Lunar New Year into the Lunar New Piss
wonder what the chinese equivalent of the 4th july reference here would be
July 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"This Whole Thing Smacks of Gender" i holler as I overturn my uncle's hotpot and turn the Lunar New Year into the Lunar New Piss
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Same energy.
February 18, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Same energy.
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Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
ICE Agents Keep Accidentally Shooting Themselves
www.newsweek.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Three ICE agents accidentally shot themselves in the leg during routine training exercises within two days last year.
DEI IS BACK BABY
February 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
DEI IS BACK BABY
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and i think the example of washington — whose peer, in this regard, is frederick douglass — is a reminder that artifice and performance are important parts of democratic society, and that the contempt for virtue signaling is corrosive. virtue is meant to be signaled!
February 18, 2026 at 4:29 PM
and i think the example of washington — whose peer, in this regard, is frederick douglass — is a reminder that artifice and performance are important parts of democratic society, and that the contempt for virtue signaling is corrosive. virtue is meant to be signaled!
new Guy Charles essay just dropped
"The Essay suggests that voting-rights advocates should turn to proportional representation as the logical replacement for the current Section 2 regime."
This is where the action is headed, folks. yalelawjournal.org/pdf/01KGWKVE...
This is where the action is headed, folks. yalelawjournal.org/pdf/01KGWKVE...
February 18, 2026 at 6:48 PM
new Guy Charles essay just dropped
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i think about this william gibson quote a lot
March 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i think about this william gibson quote a lot
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"They shot my dog. I say my dog because this experience taught me something about fascists: if you don't admit to owning the world's stray dogs, they'll shoot them. And one day they'll be back. For you. With the boxcars."
-William Gibson
-William Gibson
March 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"They shot my dog. I say my dog because this experience taught me something about fascists: if you don't admit to owning the world's stray dogs, they'll shoot them. And one day they'll be back. For you. With the boxcars."
-William Gibson
-William Gibson
f*cking biden amirite
Fox: The number of US farms shrank by 15,000 in 2025. Farm bankruptcies are on the rise. It's a pretty grim picture.
February 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
f*cking biden amirite
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as xena warrior princess taught me, we become who we pretend to be
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
as xena warrior princess taught me, we become who we pretend to be
Zuckerman is still alive, someone should ask him about this
When I was editor of US News, and Mort Zuckerman was the owner, we had our (numerous) struggles over editorial control.
Which resulted in my leaving to work at Microsoft, and having a great time there.
But Jesus, nothing like this. (Mort apparently fighting to change a story, to favor Epstein.)
Which resulted in my leaving to work at Microsoft, and having a great time there.
But Jesus, nothing like this. (Mort apparently fighting to change a story, to favor Epstein.)
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Zuckerman is still alive, someone should ask him about this
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eternally doomed to be the only person in the world who remembers trumps first term
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
eternally doomed to be the only person in the world who remembers trumps first term
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)