Nick
@sregorn.bsky.social
deal lawyer in NYC
“The knowledge imposes a pattern, and falsifies, For the pattern is new in every moment…”
你可以叫我愚尼克
“The knowledge imposes a pattern, and falsifies, For the pattern is new in every moment…”
你可以叫我愚尼克
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Nick
@sregorn.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Americans are united in believing it’s fine to murder certain people, they just don’t agree which people those are
Zuckerman is still alive, someone should ask him about this
When I was editor of US News, and Mort Zuckerman was the owner, we had our (numerous) struggles over editorial control.
Which resulted in my leaving to work at Microsoft, and having a great time there.
But Jesus, nothing like this. (Mort apparently fighting to change a story, to favor Epstein.)
Which resulted in my leaving to work at Microsoft, and having a great time there.
But Jesus, nothing like this. (Mort apparently fighting to change a story, to favor Epstein.)
February 17, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Zuckerman is still alive, someone should ask him about this
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eternally doomed to be the only person in the world who remembers trumps first term
February 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
eternally doomed to be the only person in the world who remembers trumps first term
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my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
my "I ❤️ GATEKEEPING" shirt has people asking questions that they frankly would never even understand the answers to
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anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
February 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
anthropic: we're eager to work with you but we want to make sure our product isn't literally going to pull the trigger on anyone
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
pete hegseth: (turning beet red with anger)
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The only red card I’ve ever gotten from my career came from when I dribbled several defenders and passed the ball to a teammate in the box and he whiffed on a bicycle kick. I got so mad that he tried something that he’s never even shown the capability of doing that I ran over and choked him out.
let's hear some more of these Olympic Moments, what's your greatest personal sports-related tantrum
Yinz guys are special writers and always make me laugh.......
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
This is beyond relatable
I rolled a bowling bowl across a parking lot and into the woods. I drove home in my bowling shoes. I haven't picked a ball up since. Almost 24 years.
February 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The only red card I’ve ever gotten from my career came from when I dribbled several defenders and passed the ball to a teammate in the box and he whiffed on a bicycle kick. I got so mad that he tried something that he’s never even shown the capability of doing that I ran over and choked him out.
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
before antibiotics did people just die all the time from everything?
February 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.
live shot of me trying to keep my cat alive
a cartoon penguin wearing a sailor hat with an anchor on it
ALT: a cartoon penguin wearing a sailor hat with an anchor on it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
live shot of me trying to keep my cat alive
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apparently they just arrested someone with a gun at the capitol building
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
apparently they just arrested someone with a gun at the capitol building
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the 'you need to be this tall to ride sign' is answering:
1) how many sex reassignment surgeries are performed on trans minors every year on average
2) best guess on the yearly average number of children marrying an adult older than two years
1. ~27
2. ~3000
1) how many sex reassignment surgeries are performed on trans minors every year on average
2) best guess on the yearly average number of children marrying an adult older than two years
1. ~27
2. ~3000
i once confronted one of these people at a public event with direct evidence that "gender surgery for minors" isn't a thing that happens and it made no impact.
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
the 'you need to be this tall to ride sign' is answering:
1) how many sex reassignment surgeries are performed on trans minors every year on average
2) best guess on the yearly average number of children marrying an adult older than two years
1. ~27
2. ~3000
1) how many sex reassignment surgeries are performed on trans minors every year on average
2) best guess on the yearly average number of children marrying an adult older than two years
1. ~27
2. ~3000
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I know a Minnesotan who called it on like day one of the invasion
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I know a Minnesotan who called it on like day one of the invasion
💀
Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
February 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
February 16, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Gavin Newsom looks like one of the masks they wore in Point Break
jesus this is depraved
How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 PM
jesus this is depraved
wonder why?
Minnesota House Republican leaders don’t want to talk about immigration enforcement.
Minnesota House Republican leaders don’t want to talk about immigration enforcement • Minnesota Reformer
Minnesota House Republicans on Monday held a press conference to present their priorities for this year’s legislative session that starts on Tuesday: prevent fraud, make life more affordable and expan...
minnesotareformer.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
wonder why?
this picture is wrecking me
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
this picture is wrecking me
agree but I think she’s got a better shot than Obama did in a similar part of the cycle
I don’t think AOC is all that likely to win a D primary, especially if Harris runs, but 1) it’s not impossible and 2) she’ll be on the VP shortlist for almost every candidate regardless
February 17, 2026 at 12:14 AM
agree but I think she’s got a better shot than Obama did in a similar part of the cycle
please pray for my friend who has not eaten in several days and who might be hospitalized tomorrow
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
please pray for my friend who has not eaten in several days and who might be hospitalized tomorrow
newsom vs. vance is a stupid hypothetical, no one needs to engage with this
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
newsom vs. vance is a stupid hypothetical, no one needs to engage with this
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This was my concern in real time. July 2024: bsky.app/profile/pear...
My contention is that *even assuming* Biden is a vastly weaker candidate than Harris, something that is at best contested and exaggerated, the left must be *extremely* careful about opening the door to a veto over candidate by large donors and the NYT editorial board.
February 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
This was my concern in real time. July 2024: bsky.app/profile/pear...
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February 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
RIP Robert Duvall: as central to American film as anyone in his generation
he’s cooking
Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."
February 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
he’s cooking