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He/Him. 40. WoW Monk Enjoyer. DIRECTOR OF KNIVES. Rad as heck on the inside.
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This is how I'm gonna make my annual pride announcement this year.

Hi, I'm rebound and I'm Asexual.

#pride
"My name is Fozzymandias, look upon my Waka Waka works!"
"My name is Ozzymandias, look at my works and say
"Has he lost his mind?
Can he see, or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves, will he fall?"
Once upon a time, I walked the land
I happened to spot a sign in the sand
"My name is Ozymandias, look at my works
"Look up, bow down, and admire me, jerks"
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Jesus Christ in the midst of Epstein-o-rama I nearly fucking forgot that Chuck Schumer tripled my health insurance costs for the sake of the Senate rule that lets them pretend to support popular legislation while at the same time letting it get killed for their wealthy donors.
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This feels like the logical conclusion of purity culture.

AI singers and actors will never have bad opinions. They're inherently unproblematic because they're not human, meaning fallible.

If all someone cares about is stanning unproblematic faves, this is perfect for them.
if what you want from culture is to be "interpellated" by it, then AI-generated content would seem ideal: the comforts of ideological indoctrination without any of a human's foibles or inconsistencies www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...
AI country singer Breaking Rust tops Billboard with ‘Walk My Walk’
A country hit made by artificial intelligence has climbed to the top of a Billboard chart — a first for the genre.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Kind of crazy that evidence is mounting that the world is run by a group of rapists, pedophiles, and men convinced of women’s inmate natural inferiority, and the pundit class is trying to convince us that the real social crisis is that men are victimized and lonely because women have too many jobs.
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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"I actually think that trans and nonbinary people are windows of possibility, because on some level, we reject large swaths of this gender doctrine of who people are “supposed” to be. It’s an opportunity to dream of another way" - @raquelwillis.bsky.social
www.metroweekly.com/2024/08/the-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"Our transgender, intersex, and nonbinary beloveds offer a singular gift. They invite us to witness our broken world through the knowledge that, when we lead in truth and love, nothing is beyond transformation."
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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It has been nearly a year since Starbucks has offered us a single proposal to finish the remainder of our union contracts. The company knows where we stand: we need fair wages, better scheduling, and an end to union-busting.

Instead, Starbucks is fighting US, their workers.
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This just continues to reaffirm for me that there should be no billionaires. Hell, there shouldn't be any millionaires.

Look at this friendless loser, hopping in place. Trying so hard to act cool.
The thing that always struck me about this video is it’s clear that Trump is seeking approval of the “cool guy.” The email cache is a lot more of that.
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
ALT: two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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The point of this isn't that it Republicans are stupid ha ha look at what they say about advil.

It is that Republicans view suffering as a positive, and so they want to ban anything that alleviates suffering, especially things that alleviate suffering in people they hate, like women.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Can we agree to absolutely no more people from the following families:

Kennedy
Bush
Clinton
Cuomo
Pelosi
(and OF COURSE)
Trump

Any others? Throw in Sununu just ‘cause funny name?

And if I have to make this deal with god/ the universe/satan to make the nepo ban happen, then fine: no Corbetts EVER
This man sounds wildly insufferable??? His career is “influencer”??? He has absolutely no qualifications???? He is running on the Kennedy name recognition alone???? The Times repeatedly calls him a prince??? Can we just fucking stop with this political dynasty nightmare????
Jack Schlossberg, Social Media Provocateur, Gives Politics a Try
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Riot has finally been forced, kicking and screaming, to acknowledge ANY of the Black women in their OWN show and game. Don’t forget this little amount of representation was only won after an organized effort lead by Black fans. Shame on anyone who tried to ignore or diminish the misogynoir.
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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And it was hours after 12 major airports banned private jets that the Democrats caved.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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My dad sings in an incredible semi-professional choir in Portland and I’ve heard them sing this so many times and I cannot tell you how jealous I am that I don’t get to be one of the voices you never hear but you couldn’t live without who makes this sound possible
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Finally decided to have fun with the Mamdani poster generator thing
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Having slept on it, I think one of the things that's most frustrating about the Senate Dems conspiring to fold on the gov't shutdown, is that they want to call it a -strategy-.

I saw something on here that said, "Senate Dems should just say they didn't wanna starve people."
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Well maybe James Bond shouldn't have been a colonizer agent of the British empire & he wouldn't be dead. Ever think about that?
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Chatting with Future Class inductees for my latest at @theguardian.com. They paint a pretty clear picture of the perils of performative allyship.

Thanks to all who spoke with me, and always, to Keza for the chance to do important work!
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It's just that simple folks.
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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SEATTLE: If you know someone who lives in Seattle and guess they probably voted for Katie Wilson for Mayor, your contribution to this fight is to text them this information about making sure they voted with their signature on the envelope! TEXT them NOW.
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM