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in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in the director's cut of Home Alone, uncle Frank says, "look what you did, you little cunt." That's the only difference
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's Thanksgiving and I'm feeling generous so here's Busta Rhymes and the TMNT
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having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 PM
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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TINY UMBRELLAS FOR PYLON CAMS
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
TINY UMBRELLAS FOR PYLON CAMS
When we get on the other side of this, there needs to be trials.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When we get on the other side of this, there needs to be trials.
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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion
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the health problems are bad. but the causes? the causes are very good
October 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the health problems are bad. but the causes? the causes are very good
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Economists fear the United States may be approaching a bruh moment
October 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Economists fear the United States may be approaching a bruh moment
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
September 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them
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Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
September 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Shout out to everyone only now learning that "Albert Einstein was reclusive at the end of his career, shunning public engagements."
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
Really meant,
"For the last *20 years* of his career, Einstein opposed US racism by only speaking publicly at Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs).
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It's simple, we turn off the Internet.
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's simple, we turn off the Internet.
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As the AI bubble starts to burst, I am hoping the tech and finance worlds can focus on the true future of technology: buying and selling digital pictures of apes in funny outfits for several hundred thousand dollars
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
As the AI bubble starts to burst, I am hoping the tech and finance worlds can focus on the true future of technology: buying and selling digital pictures of apes in funny outfits for several hundred thousand dollars
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For thousands of years, horses were a central part of practically all armies and their campaigns, culminating in WW2, which was the last war in which they saw widespread use. After the horse fell out of use, we've had 80 years of relative peace
They were the problem all along
They were the problem all along
August 14, 2025 at 9:23 AM
For thousands of years, horses were a central part of practically all armies and their campaigns, culminating in WW2, which was the last war in which they saw widespread use. After the horse fell out of use, we've had 80 years of relative peace
They were the problem all along
They were the problem all along
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"Defend your culture; No undergraduate degree required" is kinda the last 10 years in a nutshell
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
"Defend your culture; No undergraduate degree required" is kinda the last 10 years in a nutshell
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Confederate statue discourse coming back is a reminder to melt the statue down when you get the chance
August 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Confederate statue discourse coming back is a reminder to melt the statue down when you get the chance
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microwave: yeah some of it will be hot. all of it will be soggy.
oven: you got an hour?
toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss
air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES
oven: you got an hour?
toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss
air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
microwave: yeah some of it will be hot. all of it will be soggy.
oven: you got an hour?
toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss
air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES
oven: you got an hour?
toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss
air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES
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again the utter stupidity of all this is crushing. under Biden construction was booming, fat contracts for companies and good pay for workers, manufacturing coming back. and then most of the people who specifically benefited the most from that elected a fascist imbecile who is tearing it all up
July 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
again the utter stupidity of all this is crushing. under Biden construction was booming, fat contracts for companies and good pay for workers, manufacturing coming back. and then most of the people who specifically benefited the most from that elected a fascist imbecile who is tearing it all up
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In 1974 and 1975, two Chicago-based companies, Grecian Delights and Kronos Foods, began mass-producing the world’s first hydraulically pressed gyro cones. This modern marvel of rotisserie meat allowed for a more consistent, and therefore easier-to-sell, product.
From fast casual to fine dining: 50 years of the American gyro, and a look at the dish’s Chicago history
Fifty years ago, Grecian Delights and Kronos Foods began mass-producing the world’s first hydraulically pressed gyro cones, which allowed for a more consistent and easier-to-sell product.
www.chicagotribune.com
July 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In 1974 and 1975, two Chicago-based companies, Grecian Delights and Kronos Foods, began mass-producing the world’s first hydraulically pressed gyro cones. This modern marvel of rotisserie meat allowed for a more consistent, and therefore easier-to-sell, product.
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no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician
July 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician