david tveite
@tveite.bsky.social
for some reason it's pronounced "twighty." i do standup and i go to the grocery store and that's basically it.
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
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charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder
the yeerks from animorphs were supposed to be dutch right
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the yeerks from animorphs were supposed to be dutch right
every robbery crew has a psycho guy who totally sucks. if you're in a robbery crew and you don't know who the psycho guy who totally sucks is well guess what you are the psycho guy who totally sucks.
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
every robbery crew has a psycho guy who totally sucks. if you're in a robbery crew and you don't know who the psycho guy who totally sucks is well guess what you are the psycho guy who totally sucks.
when they wanna jack off in canada they log on to gordhub dot com
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
when they wanna jack off in canada they log on to gordhub dot com
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Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
ok 2026 all i want from you is a massive organized labor backlash against the billionaire class and ween to announce another tour
January 1, 2026 at 8:08 PM
ok 2026 all i want from you is a massive organized labor backlash against the billionaire class and ween to announce another tour
wtf man this guy is barely able to talk
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
wtf man this guy is barely able to talk
big win to close out the year: i have been getting this melody stuck in my head at random intervals for like a year and could not for the life of me figure out what it's called or who it's by
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
Joe Jackson - Steppin' Out
YouTube video by JoeJacksonVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
big win to close out the year: i have been getting this melody stuck in my head at random intervals for like a year and could not for the life of me figure out what it's called or who it's by
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt...
when i die i'm goin to
December 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
when i die i'm goin to
closing out 2025 with two more shows featuring for america's sweetheart @joshgondelman.bsky.social at helium comedy club right here in beautiful portland oregon. we did one of these last night and it was good as hell. i fully expect that trend to continue. portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/124560
Helium Comedy Club | Special Event: New Year's Eve with Josh Gondelman
portland.heliumcomedy.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
closing out 2025 with two more shows featuring for america's sweetheart @joshgondelman.bsky.social at helium comedy club right here in beautiful portland oregon. we did one of these last night and it was good as hell. i fully expect that trend to continue. portland.heliumcomedy.com/events/124560
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
remember at the beginning of THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) when the chechen mobster guy is mad because he used the scarecrow as a supplier for his drug dealing operation and the scarecrow supplied him with a bunch of horrible scarecrow hallucinogens? what did he think was gonna happen there?
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
remember at the beginning of THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) when the chechen mobster guy is mad because he used the scarecrow as a supplier for his drug dealing operation and the scarecrow supplied him with a bunch of horrible scarecrow hallucinogens? what did he think was gonna happen there?
avengers bloomsday? fuck man they got james joyce in there now?
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
avengers bloomsday? fuck man they got james joyce in there now?
fuckin obsessed with this take www.youtube.com/watch?v=emvy...
Trading Places - Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
YouTube video by Richard S. Dargan
www.youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
fuckin obsessed with this take www.youtube.com/watch?v=emvy...
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I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
December 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’ve begun evaluating license plates based on how funny they would be to be the last thing you see
learning from the john candy wikipedia page that at some point someone was trying to make a confederacy of dunces movie starring sam kinison. god that shit would have sucked. i wish it existed so bad.
![Unfinished projects
Candy was in talks to portray Ignatius J. Reilly in a now-shelved film adaptation of John Kennedy Toole's Pulitzer Prize–winning novel A Confederacy of Dunces.[29][30][31] He had also expressed interest in portraying Atuk in a film adaptation of Mordecai Richler's The Incomparable Atuk and Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle in a biopic based on the silent film comedian's life.[32][33] These three shelved projects have been alleged as cursed because Candy, John Belushi, Sam Kinison, and Chris Farley were each attached to all three films; they all died before they could make any of these movies.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:637metpt56h3eqoxutpd4pk3/bafkreidpozzsliyhql7fe42wiigkxy7um7tbdjyzzl5zokbcku47v4b5qy@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
learning from the john candy wikipedia page that at some point someone was trying to make a confederacy of dunces movie starring sam kinison. god that shit would have sucked. i wish it existed so bad.
robocop 2 was still a decent movie imo because of its cast and special effects but it suffered a lot from frank miller having something wrong with him.
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
robocop 2 was still a decent movie imo because of its cast and special effects but it suffered a lot from frank miller having something wrong with him.
imagine how different the sopranos pilot would have been if instead of tony getting sentimentally attached to those ducks he spent the entire episode concocting a series of elaborate schemes to catch and eat them which all comically backfire
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
imagine how different the sopranos pilot would have been if instead of tony getting sentimentally attached to those ducks he spent the entire episode concocting a series of elaborate schemes to catch and eat them which all comically backfire
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Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
"i was watching tv and for some reason i started thinking about the insane fixation that i am completely consumed by at all waking hours"
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"i was watching tv and for some reason i started thinking about the insane fixation that i am completely consumed by at all waking hours"
watching the special christmas season of the sopranos where every episode is set during christmas
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
watching the special christmas season of the sopranos where every episode is set during christmas
we're saying it again we're saying that beautiful phrase merry crimbo
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
we're saying it again we're saying that beautiful phrase merry crimbo
the spread of nfl broadcasts to streaming platforms is at best very annoying but it's interesting to see what they do with them. amazon has added the all-22 view (good) while netflix has added an awkward midgame zoom call with emmitt smith (VERY good)
December 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
the spread of nfl broadcasts to streaming platforms is at best very annoying but it's interesting to see what they do with them. amazon has added the all-22 view (good) while netflix has added an awkward midgame zoom call with emmitt smith (VERY good)